IT'S HAPPENING!!---Archduke Fucking Shot

BASED SERBIAN SHOOTS ARCHDUKE FRANZ FERDINAND

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This happened many years ago.

THE MADMAN DID IT!

it's fucking nothing
nobody cares about some random archduke
nothing will come of this

babby's first assassination is it? nothing is gonna happen fucking retard

Main suspect is Samrilo Hydip, still at large
His motive is the promotion of his new TV show World War

>Implying anything will happen
Even if somthing did at least I know we would never get involved

Goddamn it if Austria-Hungary comes to us looking for support i swear to God

im sure it will blow over soon

who and what?

Did anyone even like that guy?

Please Austria give us our territories and we'll join on your side! Let's fuck the brits and frogs!

haha I laughed at this and woke my wife up. Now she's sucking my dick. SCORE!

heavy cavalry when?

>nazi flag
A little too early bub

Who cares?
Nothing will happen because of this.
>also, i am a colony

What is Austria? What is Duke?

Fake news.

What's a Serbian? Why do I care?

Literally who?

Fake and gay

This is exactly the type of shit that would never happen if Bismark was still alive.

no one really cares about franz anyways. Nothing is going to happen. It will be forgotten in a week. screencap this post.

Well, whatever happens, I'm sure our neutrality will be respected.

Guys, I hope our tzar will deal something... How fucked I am?

Just went to local library to fact check. Australia and Serbia are different parts of world.
It's shitposter.

The eternal Tierced in fess, the first and second divisions containing the quarterly coat following, namely, 1st Gules three lions passant guardant in pale Or, 2nd, Or a lion rampant within a double tressure flory-counter-flory Gules, 3rd, Azure a harp Or stringed Argent, 4th, Azure three fleurs-de-lis Or, and the third division being Argent three maple leaves conjoined on one stem proper.

There might be war. Which side should I pick?
>evil jews
>autistic germans

Anarchist act of terrorism when, Nicolaus?

fake and gay

This. There is absolutely no way this will start a World War, so who cares.

NO WAR! ISOLATIONIST AMERICA! KEEP US OUT OF WAR!

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

The eternal backstabbing italonigger.

we memed so hard the timewaves are now converging, it's happening now in multiple TIMES at once. Not even a time machine can save you now.

You didnt listen, and you wont ever listen

Why didnt you listen? and why wont you ever listen? itdidntevenbegunwhenitwasalreadyover.

That happened many many many years ago and triggered WWI. Why are you posting about such ancient events now as if they are current?

I SAY DON'T YOU KNOW
YOU SAY YOU DON'T KNOW
COME ON
TAKE ME OUT

WE'RE GOING TO CRUSH YOU FUCKING GERMAN SHIT
ALSACE-LORRAINE NOT ELSASS LOTHRINGEN OK

Big if true

bitch please

get out of my thread

What if we join when the wars almost over and then claim all the credit?

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getting a confirmed picture of suspect now

yeah... we dont give a fuck. just make sure to keep the jews away from loading up the Lusitania.

Literally not a happening. Who cares about an irrelevant archduke anyway? Everybody knows shit happening in the balkans is not news.

It’s a nothing pie, now cheerio as I need to pleasure my women and feed my kids.

God bless the queen

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*Dominion

Litterally who? Ahh this reminds me of when I was taken to the public executions as a kid. The smell of death is rather sweet.

wew

You want to clean the garden good sir?

HAHAHAHA these larpers I swear to god. This is what happens when tendies are not aviable everywere.

Nobody cares, nothing will ever happen, these times are far too stable. Overal there is very little conflict in the world, there is no reason to start a war over some little dude.

see

BASED woodrow Wilson is doing some 46D chess

>Serbians
>based

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Why should I care that some royal douche got shot it's not like what happens over in the Europe is going to affect us in way over here in America. Plus everyone over there are pussies, it's not like shooting will start over some little countrylete getting it's leader shot.

Its a Russian ally. Basically make a cleaver excuse how bad Serbs are and just fuck them up.

Also jews are your best friends. Remember that.

WW1 Sup Forumsacks celebrate

what am I supposed to do, who am I, do I even exist?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!

>muh 1908 crisis
no happening
>muh 1911 crisis
no happening
>muh 1912 crisis
no happening
>muh July crisis
Move along new faggots, nothing to see here

Sitting this one out lol

This is fucking brilliant. How did you come up with such cleaver, morally outstanding strategy?

I expect we'll have a war then chaps, even though I have no fucking clue why.

It's too late. It was always too late.

Let’s go

good fucking job

I’m glad America’ll never get involved in this type of stuff, and I’m especially glad that we won’t if this comes to war, which it won’t.

On another note a man recently told me that he planned to fly an aircraft into a skyscraper to destabilize America and start a war. Those tiny things will never be able to even puncture a hole in a skyscraper.

Fuck this I'm joining the Krauts

AUSTRO-HUNGARY HAS NOW DECLARED WAR ON SERBIA!!!!!!!!!

oh man, europoors killing each other again. hey everyone we have loans for you guys.

Some crazy man told me in the future Mohammedans will overrun Europe and people will sit by and allow it. Good thing they took him to the asylum.

>365 days later
still waiting...

I used to study with Gavrilo. Guy was weird all the time, talked about some Greater Serbia.

I think i'm joining the army

So hey guys insider tip: buy some saltpeter bonds, they are only going up! ;)

>Balkanfags shooting each other

Literally why is this news?

Already invested in 7.62 x .54 R Ammo. It will be completely unavailable.

I hope the price of freedom was worth it.

oh fuck what now

RUSSIAN TRAINS JUST STARTED UNLOADING TANKS ON THE BORDER.

O Vey , yeah goys , start figthing , i will sell you some stuff for your weapons