PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Pres Trump leaving for Camp David 1/5/18
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>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Iran 1/5/18
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>SoS T-Rex on CNN 1/5/18
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>This Week @State 1/5/18
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>StateDep Video: Protests in Iran 1/5/18
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>VP Pence on VOA w/Greta 1/3/18
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Senate GOP 1/4/18
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>WH Press Brief (Pres Trump/Sarah) 1/4/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 1/4/18
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>Mooch on F&F 1/4/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/3/18
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>VP Pence convenes Senate &Swears in new dems 1/3/18
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>UN Amb Haley Press Brief 1/2/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/2/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 1/2/18
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>TrumpTV Happy New Year (lara) 1/2/18
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>TrumpTV Tony Shaffer - Natl Sec Strategy 1/2/18
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>TrumpTV Merry Christmas 2017 12/24/17
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #22 (Lara) 12/22/17
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>WH Vid: President Trump - Year One 1/1/18
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>Pres Trump New Year statement 12/31/17
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/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - Jean-Claude Van Damme Edition
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>she mirin
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MAGA
Is this the anime nazi thread?
Where were you at when China revealed their Terminator?
Little Pink Houses for you and me....
I miss the primaries, here is a reminisce from the era
The Trump Tower HQ Wall of Shame
dates listed are their dropout dates from the primary (Romney is a special addition with his 2012 loss instead)
Admiral Micheal Rodgers is your Friend.
>theconservativetreehouse.com
Danke for baking OP, however its 3:27AM and I'm neglecting my sleep schedule.
Gute Nacht Freund!
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>dosn't post Tanya
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That's hilarious
Why didn't he take his uniform?
In Trump's America
Skynet is revealing itself.
the Trump Tower Campaign HQ was quite the sight
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Let’s be honest, you don’t rewatch a martial arts movie for the dramatic plot.
Is that a Trump water bottle?
Truth.
gib campaign qt gf
>no gorilla network
When was the last time you saw Don and Melania kiss?
Did anyone ask the thirsty trump girl out?
yes.
and god they need a fucking electrician
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>Michael Moore complains the "Sloppy" nickname belongs to him and not Bannon
>Netflix twitter account jokes about Gorilla Channel
Trump is slowly becoming normalized in the anti-Trump world.
>that soy kick at the end
What did he mean by this?
yes, yes it is
is conan /ourguy/?
The last time I watched Bloodsport I did the same thing.
He looks like a total yid in his profile pic.
>Lefties will mock this
>But they also lost against this
Depends how real the Hibernian Conspiracy is
Surely someone can fix that.
That whore has a nice face covered with cum. What's her name?
I don't see anything there to mock, looks like a good time.
ah yes my fav news channel
the food network
Lesftists hate competence.
>President Trump fast forwarded Bloodsport to watch only the fight scenes
God damnit I love my President
that moment when jeb bush is your square republican youth pastor helping to pick up chairs because serving others and so on
>author of book with a preface that explicitly states he considers much of the content to be up for debate if not outright false believes his book will bring down trump
does this man have fucking delusions of grandeur or what?
>GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER
YAAASSSS KANG SLAAAAAYYY
>defeated by a shitpost about gorillas
IMBEACH GORILLASSSSSS
Reporters are the lowest form or existance.
had to dig around and resize it, but there was a short clip put out by the campaign of him enjoying some Trump Water
I have way too much shit from that era
Unfortunately the book is actually going to sell. It won't be taken seriously, it's just a fanfic for the delusional leftists who think Harry Potter is religious text. But the sales numbers could lend weight to the negative poll numbers.
>reuters
>"le objective news network"
Theres over 6 gorillion ways to push a bias, quoting a retarded claim by a nobody against a certain political figure is one of them.
That's fucking awesome. I can't forgive myself for not being on the Trump Train sooner until I get a chance to vote for him in 2020
example;
Headline:
>"Hillary caught red handed and is heading to jail right now, FBI at her door.."
In article;
>(t. some guy from the street)
No, he's a Commie. He's funny though.
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I mean, to be fair, I did actually laugh out loud.
Nice
>expecting a political party to devise your health care plan
he's a smart man
Is Jeff Sessions trying to get fired? When even fucktards like the House Freedom Caucus cocksuckers are saying he has to go you know it's bad.
Is it real Awoo hours?
Why would I post some literal who?
Awoo is not for lewd.
You missed out on quite the experience
I can't believe this is still up, but this was his very first campaign attack ad (via Instagram) against Hillary Clinton and it remains one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Every single aspect of it is perfect.
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D G H U R M P L F
I've always found Conan funny, but was he always this faggy?
>literal who
Shaolin Soccer
Yes.
Get out
he came to seattle and his fist words were a simpsons/monorail reference.
yes.
He lied about the food served at Trump's place during New Year's.
He took a Yelp picture from 2013 which was from some Asian buffet located in Canada and then tweeted it was the food spread for New Year's at Trump
>shaolin soccer
>dramatic plot
It's been far too long since I've watched it though.
Holy shit! my sides are long gone!
better for some 90 year old to die in their house than spend the next 6 months in a hospital, to die anyways
lol that wasn't put out by the campaign. It's from "The Trump Effect" fan video, just with the Wisconsin added (note the "critic ratings" from Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Jeff Sessions, etc.)
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Second most effective political video of this cycle btw after the one using Michael Moore's words against him.
I'd rather die at home than in a hospital desu.
He's still on TV? I wouldn't know, I stopped watching 2 years ago after he was clearly a shillary, and I think something like 30% of his regular viewership did too.
That michael moore one was a gift. It was just perfect
>sip
Hospital has way more deadly germs than your own house as well.
Haha normies would love this
>lol that wasn't put out by the campaign. It's from "The Trump Effect" fan video, just with the Wisconsin added (note the "critic ratings" from Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Jeff Sessions, etc.)
You are right on the origin of the video. Didn't Trump tweet it out at some point?
>Asian buffet located in Canada
It just would have been.
t. Xi Chin the Canadian Chinaman.
“Look for it, and it can’t be seen.
Listen for it, and it can’t be heard.
Grasp for it, and it can’t be caught.
These three cannot be further described,
so we treat them as The One.
It’s highest is not bright.
It’s depths are not dark.
Unending, unnameable, it returns to nothingness.
Formless forms, and image less images,
subtle, beyond all understanding.
Approach it and you will not see a beginning;
follow it and there will be no end.
You can't know it, but you can be it,
at ease in your own life.
Just realize where you come from:
this is the essence of wisdom.”
jeb is a good boy
It felt goooooood.
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Not sure but I know Dan Scarvino did.
>Not sure but I know Dan Scarvino did.
Yeah the Wisconsin one was Scavino.
hahahah Yeah I loved watching the campaign. I literally only didn't vote for him because I was a cuck. My wife literally broke into tears the day before we went to vote because I said offhandedly that I was still on the fence (which wasn't True, I wanted Trump to win but was considering voting Gary Johnson on principle) she broke down into tears and made me promise I wasn't voting for "the Cheeto".
fast forward to 2018, we're getting a divorce.
You should have told her you're voting for Trump and then plowed her stupid cunt until she couldn't remember her own name.
She would have voted for Trump too afterward.
>Having your son watch bloodsport with you while fast forwarding through the non fight scenes
Why does the left hate anything that resembles good parenting?
Why do they think telling us this awesome fact about Trump will make us dislike him?
I like him more now.
Remember how the left destroyed the culture for 50 years and made children into sexual objects?