Drinks 8 cans of coke a day

>drinks 8 cans of coke a day
>eats nothing but Mcdonalds and KFC
>eats fucking cheeseburgers in bed
>wants to ban Marijuana

The hypocrisy is astounding.

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Marijuana is already illegal you goon. Just because obama was too much of a pussy to make a stand on ANYTHING doesn’t mean that it was ever legalized

>watches 17 hours of gorilla battles per day

Why do you even give a shit?

Underrated post

>Australia
you scarf down Vegemite-and-timtam sandwiches, and wash them huge cans of beer.

DRUUMPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFPPTTTTTTTTTTT

Don’t try to justify your degenerate nigger habits, scumbag.

I have drunken 2 liters or more of diet soda every day for years and have experienced no negative symptoms. The whole diet is bad thing is a meme.

Something wrong, yank?

Yeah good idea cobba

>drinks 8 cans of coke a day
*12 cans of Diet Coke

>>drinks 8 cans of coke a day
>>eats nothing but Mcdonalds and KFC
>>eats fucking cheeseburgers in bed
>>wants to ban Marijuana
Healthy as a horse.
Cry moar faggot.

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Fucking hell...

independent.co.uk/life-style/donald-trump-diet-coke-12-cans-day-diet-health-us-president-age-damage-kfc-mcdonalds-fast-food-a8103291.html

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Probably weighs as much as a fucking horse. His heart's gonna blow.

I bet you can tell brand of frozen pizza that is just by the crust, I sure can

~Given my vast experience of watching homeless people fight viciously for money, i can tell you that the dope head tramp always beats the fat man hobo, unless the fat man has a beard or if the dopehead has a wooley hat on. Trump has no beard, but many of his opponents WILL be wearing wooly hats so this comes down to a matter of quantity and Trump just isn't fat enough to go full retard for the W.

lol sure
keep telling yourself that
DONALD DRUMPFFF IS FINISHED NOW!!!!!!!!!!

blumpf is a nasty pig, he is discusting

>Sloppy Steve Bannon
>dumped like a dog

>still alive
must be doing something right

He certainly weighs more than you manlet.

Imagine the sloppy fast food shits Trump takes. The white house bathroom will never be the same.

Marijuana halts brain development if you smoke it before 25, this is a fact

Conservatives blocked him from making it legal, you dumbfuck lying slut.

>Trump is obese
>he certainly is obese

Got me good.

HAhahha, you made me chuckle good n hearty. I bet it is true story.

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It's pretty impressive he's actually made it to his advanced age with such an awful diet. It's really started to catch up with him though, he looks incredibly fat and lethargic now. He used to be a good looking and slim dude.

correction diet coke, also not as bad as white suburban faggots that take amphetamines everyday for their fake disorders

Diet Coke doesn't cause psychosis.
McDonald's doesn't cause psychosis.
KFC doesn't cause psychosis.
Cheeseburgers don't cause psychosis.

Typical fat abo mutt

heh typical dumbfuck taking pills for fake disorders

>8 cans of coke a day
"insiders" from the NYT said he drinks 8 cans of coke a day.
Real News.

So does Car Exhaust, who did you make that choice for today ?

>Halts
Alters

>browses Sup Forums
>sucks up nazi propaganda like cum out of a cock
>complains about something else causing psychosis

>redditors don't watch the gorilla channel
new meme everyone, pic related

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Lulz How will I ever recover?

Why the fuck would anyone believe any of the bullshit these serial lying fake news outlets report?

If the NYT tells me Trump's munching cheeseburgers and KFC all day, then I immediately assume Trump is on a strict vegetarian diet eating only once a day and meditating until he levitates in the oval office.

You prob take Viagra you filthy wh*Te oid

Trump doesn't want to bad Marijuana Sessions does. This is why no one on the right takes the left seriously they grossly misstate facts and it borders on being complete bullshit.

but erectile dysfunction is real , adhd is completely fake created to sell pills

Go ahead and drink your raw water and die from disease you anti science cuck.

I'm with you ozzie. I hate my country so much, being naked in saunas is legal yet when I want to walk around with my balls hanging at the local mall the cops want to bust me. Wtf is this shit why am I not allowed to enjoy my favorite activities.

>FUCKS IVANKA
>FUCKS HICKS
>FUCKS GRAFF
>DOESN'T FUCK MELANIA

SERIOUSLY DID HE GIVE HER TO BANNON

the dude DOES eat a lot of fast food and it shows. might not be as much as the OP was stating but he does love fast food, that much is common knowledge.

>McDonald's

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette. She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again.

I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight, and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons.

First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee.

Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to
work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

I can't believe I voted for this fool.

how many people here genuinely believe these things are true? apart from wanting to ban marijuana

Is that from the book, what a fucking load of shit

It says a lot about the land of the free that a channel dedicated to gorilla fights sounds like something that could exist.

He's a degenerate junkie

if stuff like that is in the book it helps trump.
however i think it is true that he is a childlike narcissist.
also he is the most kikeloving president ever, still nu-pol loves him.

This is quality

gorilla fights are where he learns his 7-dimensional chess skills from, faggot
you're too low-test to understand

Sorry guys, it's fake news

foxnews.com/politics/2018/01/05/gorilla-channel-warfare-parody-book-excerpt-fools-trump-trashers.html

Do those jews find those jewesses actually attractive? I'm confused about the breeding choice.

>fools Trump trashers

the only people I have seen tricked by this meme are Trump supporters:

they look for white woman

And a fuckton of twitlibs and newscasters. People whose "job" it is to tell the truth.

This You're only a true jew if your mother was a jew, but you can become a jew by converting as well. So jewesses look for non-jews to breed with while jews look for other races to breed with so that they can convert them and have their children be true jews. White women are preferable.
Judaism is a shackle and makes those shackled feel obligated to aid others who are shackled, hence the pact with God story and it being chosen as a cover religion by (((them)))

Quintessentially American

Damn, could you BE any more autistic? Holy fuck.

Be honest. You never voted for him

>implying you wouldn't watch the gorilla fights channel all day if you could
Truly /our/ guy.

Da fuq. Girl prolly likes you. This is the saddest thing I have ever read. So out of touch you don't realize it.

Raw water is only used for semiconductors.

I assume your a druggie degenerate?

He's only eating like his brethren here, the average amerimutt, cut him a break he can't help himself.

>Cheetos on face
>no neck & jib hair anymore because transplants
>no chin
He should just end it

senpai
f a m
desu
t b h

representing the true face of a mutt nation. let's face it, obama was a nigger actor from kenya and bush a total idiot. so if you compare trump and bush, they are both fucking retards, i mean just look at their faces. if you pick such leaders you don't have to wonder it all goes to shit.

>barely gets out of bed
>posts on Sup Forums all day
>surrounded by the stink of weed and filthy unwashed bongs with ash collected in the bottom
>isn't a billionaire
>has contributed to society in the negatives, a far cry from Trump's many buildings, hires, humanitarian work (go look it up nigger) etc etc etc etc
>Is not a billionaire
>couldn't grab a pussy even after asking nicely, adopting all the numale virtue signalling and hating the proper people
>Criticizes his betters about a desire to not help people be just like him

Jesus, man!! Someone put that beast out of our misery!

>fatty Flump supporters making up complete nonsense to defend their glorious leader

>not eating poutine and washing it down with a Labatt's blue
Pleb President

i thought it was 12 cans a day, the numbers keep getting smaller. just like with the holocaust

2bh weed should just be legally really

>triggered

>11 pm in Melbourne, it's been a hard day of pouring soy for people with money for you

Back in the eighties he was snorting coke not drinking it

Literally see no problem with / a little jealous of eating cheeseburgers in bed. Sounds like a great night cap.

I was mistaken. It is 12.

washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2017/12/12/trump-reportedly-drinks-12-cans-of-diet-coke-each-day-is-that-healthy/?utm_term=.ecf9156bd942

me too

don't forget he eats his steak well done
Aaaand takes too scoppe

Go outside you virgins

kek

Okay, but I'm in my 30s, and I've fucked way more women that I should have. I'm just saying. Bedtime cheeseburgers sound /comfy.

Trump has no strong opinions on weed. Jeff Sessions is pretty retarded on the subject though.

>Conservatives blocked him from making it legal, you dumbfuck lying slut.
Prove it.

>Eating food
>weed
Those two are not the same, fuckwit.
Fuckin degenerate muh weed lmao.

>third world IQ on full display

Marijuana causes Cancer, admit it faggots.

>eats fucking cheeseburgers in bed
>fucking
What was the point of that swearword in that part of the sentence? literally an incoherent faggot ausfag, even if you are trolling or not that shows your IQ level.

I bet you fucking like, always fucking like,. talk fucking like this right? like farrrk dude!

FUCKIN CHEESEBURGGERS FUCK!

Its called fast food. Stop being a stupid metrosexual over emotional limp wristed faggot.

>walks past mcds
>omg fucking chesseburgers dude! why are they fucking eating fucked cheesefuckburgers? FUCCCCCK DUDEEE THATS NASTTTY LOL
ROFL COPTER!

Cringey faggot. Enjoy your salad. I bet you shake your head during road rage so people can see your disdain.

worldstar my executioner friend.

D U D E
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>Trump isn't a billionaire
>Trump has never done humanitarian work
>Trump doesn't have an empire
Come on dude.

Flopflopflopflopflibbtflopflop.


Can’t wait to see them all flip flop again when Trump reassert he’s pro-MJ. He talked about it frequently on the campaign trail.