Why does every indian man, woman and child have a moustache?

Why does every indian man, woman and child have a moustache?

Does it help to cover the smell of feces?

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Because the Indian that rapes the most bears children with their genes which is the eternal mustache

what u saying u mutherfuker bitch india man sexy

I'm american colege girl

Overflowing with testosterone.
>Show bob

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makes spoons stick better

It's to store the poo smell to avoid any possibility of not constantly smelling poo

Culture, probably. Indians somehow generally are the dead center between being masculine and being feminine. They have fat unhygenic unfit bodies and effimate physiology due to genetics and culture.

They grow facial hair and call anyone who trims/shaves as being a closet homosexual faggot to make up for that lost sense of masculinity brought upon by their own lack of hygiene, exercise, proper diet and fitness.

>t.Indian who trims his facial hair a lot and gets called a closet homosexual faggot often

Faggot

same why ancient Kelts had big facial hair. It's to filter dirty water when drinking

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I think it stems from the 80's porn they watch. In India anything circa 1960-1980 is considered by many to be preferred popular culture, just look at the style of Indian movies, they're like brown knockoffs of 70's or 80's Hollywood movies. Indians are eternally horny and assume that since male porn stars of the era got endless pussy with a moustache that if they grow one they too will get endless pussy.

Unfortunately for the smelly little brown men, mych like everything in India, this simply does not work.

I'm an Indian. I'm tired of all the things people say about us. I mean, which other country is hated the most? North Korea? We're probably next to North Korea. Several people called me "pajeet", "who shits on the streets" "giv bob and vegana" as soon as I told them I'm from India. I'm now afraid of telling that I'm Indian. I feel ashamed. One person said "US should nuke India" on a youtube video about India and it got hundreds of likes or upvotes. Most of the things people say only apply to poor people and uneducated. People like me in the cities probably never saw anyone shitting on streets. I honestly never saw anyone shit on streets. At least from what I know, people don't shit on "streets" but in an open area like farmlands in villages. I keep my identity hidden and don't tell anyone that I'm Indian. I'm afraid they'll treat me differently. I keep trying to avoid those comments but they are affecting me. Not directly but indirectly. For example, read any Reddit threads about, you'll see hate comments about India. Fuck this shit

i would not be surprised if they got the idea from the British

Then do better. Start a movement in your community to clean up your literal shit hole.

Stay in India, you'll be ok.

Its fashion there?

Growing facial hair is the easiest way to look masculine without trying. You could sit on your ass all day and you'd still have made progress on the stache.

>Indians try too little to be manly.

Faggot

>Getting bothered by what other people say about you and your country.
You can't survive in this world, just neck yourself.

Are mustaches more populair than full beards?

The whole street shitting thing is so weird because it's actually a culture thing. India has been introducing public toilets but no one uses them because the idea of shitting in the same place where others shit is considered disgusting by many Indians (the ones who street shit).

>tl;dr CULTURAL APPROPRIATION REEEE

>being a low t cuck who cannot grow facial hair
Let me guess you are Hwhite?

Hacker Shaf Patel butt hurt that he gets no gibs anymore.. so crying over indians

US should definitely nuke what ever state this faggot is from.. probably some cuck state..

It's pasta, stop giving it (You) s

Beards are common in India too

what do Indians generally think about the US and EU? do they view them favourably?

no but i serously think nuking some states is good for india..

worst thing that could happen is there will be a lot less street shitting.. which is always nice.

The general population does not give a fuck about it
We do it in order of Muslim population percentage

When you only have shitting Streets your Neighbors Moustache is a must for cleaning up.

US and EU? I think they do view the west favourably.. they want to emulate.. the development part of it.. also thinks white women are loose women.. and like sleeping with everyone they meet.. this is why i think the arabs and most uneducated indians dont think raping a white women is not such a big deal.. arabs get away with it.. but not indians.. because we are not a minority.

pic related is bbc head line

High T women using birth control and drugs is probably why. But if it makes you feel any better plenty of WW and BW have mustaches too. I find it important to point out irl just to cause trouble.

BBC is infested with pakis as are most British newspapers

>We do it in order of Muslim population percentage
I was thinking the same, the only thing wrong with India is Muslims.

Yep, even if they lack a full beard or even a weak flimsy beard thwy'll definitely have a moustache.

The pubescent and post pubescent guys have a variety of staches starting with a flimsy pedostache that eventually grows into what resembles a dried up paint brush by the time they're 30 or so.


Thats because india is overpopulated as fuck with majority being retarded chimps who cant handle anything without breaking it, and they lack hygiene so those places are generally dirty and filthy.

Although, I haven't ever stumbled onto a house that lacked a toilet so far.

The opinions vary drastically. But most of the people I've encountered tend to have a positive view on US and Trump but criticize him for either not killing enough muslims or killing too many muslims and being a israel cocksucker and kicking out the H1Bfags back to IN.

Generally no one cares much about the US anymore except thinking its some sort of an utopia and lusting after white women.

EU is irrelevant as fuck and the only reason most people even know about it is because of the whole Brexit thing where they would gobble up the pro EU propoganda presented by our mainstream media.

I know.. I hope by the time we start the nuke war with pakis, pakis will be done colonizing britbongs.. so that we can nuke both countries at the same time.. which will be sweet justice for east india company.. and we will lose UP and Bihar as collateral damage which is always a good thing..

currently im happy with how the world is progressing..

kicking out H1B fags is a very good thing.. most of the H1B is exploited by substandard Indians.. and when a Indian settles in US for a while.. they become cockroaces to import more substandard shit.. and leech them off of their salaries by taking a share of pay.. its very fucked up. I hope trump revamps the H1B. because its very inefficient..

atleast make the pay cutoff some 200k to be eligible for H1B

>I wanted to fix the world and ended defending the caste system

>UP is kill.
>POK is kill.
>J&K is kill.
>Delhi is kill by smog.
Fuckin' A+! This is what I want.

I always wanted to ask.. but finally i can ask a relevant person.. Why does chile the country look like a tapeworm? Isn't it inconvenient to have a country of that shape?

It keeps the flies from going to their noses.

>Implying that caste system is bad.
Caste system was perfect. Imagine if you could separate all the niggers and cast them out of your city. Imagine if you could stop whites from reproducing with the niggers. Imagine if your culture and tradition held the highest priority in any situation.
That's caste system.

>relevant
>0+2017
>Hating UP

How is that defending the caste system? I don't get it. Most of the people that immigrate via H1B bad.. Its hard to imagine there are no American replacements for them. I would never hire them for my own company, usually software any normal human being can pick up if they are slightly better than average. And on top of that if you graduated as an Engineer it shouldn't be an issue at all. But take any of these h1b people and talk to them, you will know the quality of those people.. they come from shitty engineering colleges.. with no proper labs and faculty..

Why the fuck would you not hate UP?
It is the land of rape and mob crimes.

There's a strong correlation between having a mustache and being a pedophile. It's customary in India to have at least one family member rape all the young girls in the family, you should never date an Indian girl.

They still produce a lot of bright minds, I could say bengal is gone but UP is still quite based

I actually like Indians as an aspie. Seems like the culture is somewhat autistic in general so it's easier for me to get along with them, kek. Go ahead and ship em over, need my poo princess

They're all big fans of Charlie Chaplin.
>pic related

Don't get your dick hard yet Mr.Mutt.
There's a little propaganda going on (atleast in my locality) that women who reproduce with foreigners are traitors.

>Bright minds.
Yes that's true, but I have to say UP goes extreme both ways.
In intelligence and radicalism.

wont work, video related.. and similar phenomenon..

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Infact Mr Mutt can get his dick hard.

Agreed.
>substandard trash goes there
>imports their entire substandard family
>the distant cousins and relatives too
>fail to integrate properly >proceed to make a jackass foolery out of themselves
>manage to stain the image of a country as a whole beyond recovery

Every single time.

There are innumerable replacements, most of them who could be much more efficient and would be beneficial to your company and country in the long run, but,
when you're a greedy american Jew or a greedy american boomer with his filipina/thai/SEA mail import wife who wants more shekels to donate to Israel, then your best option to save more of those shekels would be to hire a bunch of code monkeys through the H1B system whom you can pay bare minimum, slave wages rather than hiring a native resident whom you're legally forced to pay the minimum wage.

Disregard the spoons and his possible super ability in magnetism... look at this guys mustache.

>people getting H1Bs are inferior
yeah no
They're shit but others are even worse

>..
kill yourself

lol no.. it has lots of loopholes..

US should have Canada's immigration system based on merit..

or atleast make the cut off salary from 70K? to atleast 200K maybe even more.

That 70K cut off was setup in 80's, even if you consider inflation it should be 130K now.. do you see now how substandard shit are polluting the pool? The cutoff should be 200K. And every middlemen who takes care of H1b visa process of some innocent indian and takes a cut of the salary of the person should be deported..

>..
>..
Holy shit kill yourself, you type like a retard. And stop vocalizing text and inserting """appropriate""" punctuation.
Protip: It's fucking wrong.

when I mentioned indians being autistic this kind of shit is what I meant. You guys are alright

lol your pajeet uncle is helping you with your future US visa.. lmao..

either point out valid criticism or gtfo..

you are wrong.. your puncutation is bad.. your spelling is wrong.. wtf is this shit.

True, there's people much inferior but the people exploiting the H1B system aren't any better either.

Atleast the "more" inferior ones stay in the shitholes that they themselves created unlike the H1B fags who export themselves and take the worst aspects of our culture with them resulting in more unnecessary horrendous stereotypes being created.

Triggered? He does sound like an edgy depressed weaboo with the ".." but you're seriously making that an issue? Ffs srsly? Lmao wew.

Will you clean your pajeet uncles toilets every other day, and get fucked by him in the ass and get paid 75K, and give him 20% of your paycheck because he managed to bring you to america... and suck his dick to clean his dick?

Poor american disney workers replaced by substandard H1b's.. You might think these H1b's are good at their job.. most of them are not..

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If I can think of all my frineds from school who are in USA.. only 10% are actually very good at their job and super smart.. rest of them are literal garbage.. they wont get jobs in proper software shops in India if they are sent back. They live like cockroaches in USA like 13 people in a 3 bedroom apartment.. and shit like that..

I'm not autistic. And you won't get this unless you've lived here for some time.
This country is toxic and anti-intellectual at its core. People are proud for being ignorant and being stupid and following the herd.
They're literally fucking sheeps. 99% of the people I know could be wiped off the face of the earth and there'd be no one the wiser.
This is their life's trajectory:
>born
>attend 18 years of shitty school where you're taught to be a sheep
>attend some college and get a degree. You'll get one even if you're a retard.
>become a office drone through nepotism
>marry your cousin
>pop two/three children
>work in the morning, come home and watch tv, sleep.
>repeat untilll death
~80% of the people I know haven't read a book completely recently and EVERYONE watched 3+ hours of tv everyday.

And those """smart""" guys who get into those great government institutions? They're just good at following the script and being sheep. Above average sheep, sure, but sheep nonetheless. Watch the interviews of anyone who tops these exams.
I know a few personally too, they're the weirdest fucking kids you'll ever meet. Slaves to the government-mandated education system.
Fix your grammar and learn how to reason your way through an argument.
>True, there's people much inferior but the people exploiting the H1B system aren't any better either.
Okay, that's relative.
>Atleast the "more" inferior ones stay in the shitholes that they themselves created unlike the H1B fags who export themselves and take the worst aspects of our culture with them resulting in more unnecessary horrendous stereotypes being created.
At least they'recreating better lives for themselves. Faggots like you are concerned with the country's image.
What philosophically makes you an Indian is what makes you utter that.
>edgy depressed weaboo
Nah, uneducated.

I wish everyone in my country wore a mustache again...

Disney workers probably aren't on H1Bs.
>bad houses waaaaah
Who cares? At least they're in a place which acknowledges their potential.

>This country is toxic and anti-intellectual at its core. People are proud for being ignorant and being stupid and following the herd.

wow so edgy.. you are literally 12 years old.. nice grammar though.. this argument works for every single country if you are edgy enough to pull it off..

hurr durr.. how can america vote for trump.. such anti intellectualism.. very dumb.. all the poeple are dumb.. its definitely not me.


>Who cares? At least they're in a place which acknowledges their potential.

What.. which acknowledges their potential? are you serious..? They are substandard ass wipes and the only reason they are there is by exploiting H1b. H1b has a specific purpose.. and its not to make america diverse..

Like I said, fix your grammar and learn how to reason your way through an argument.

This. You take out your mustache you get called a tranny or faggot by your friends.
This is probably due to existence of faggot eunuchs in India, they dress like woman and wear lipstick and makeup. when you trim your mustache if you are not very dark you look like them.

> effeminate body structures

Hmm.... I like traps, and I know there's an accepted third sex in India

Pajeets, are there such things as cute hijras? Is there a large prevalence of crossdressing fetish in your population (diaspora or otherwise)?

Whenever I look them up on xvideos or wherever, it's always a bunch of older huns in saris being harassed by villagers in some shitty slum

>Whenever I look them up on xvideos or wherever, it's always a bunch of older huns in saris being harassed by villagers in some shitty slum
That's about it.

>This country is toxic and anti-intellectual at its core. People are proud for being ignorant and being stupid and following the herd.

Ironically you are the one that is toxic, arguing for current H1B status quo. I'm not against the people who are there on H1B, they are being exploited by the middle men, and the employers. And they don't serve the purpose of H1b.

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I'm confused then. I know they dance for money, but aren't they prostitutes on the side? Is hijra slamming a national pastime in India, where the lads just say "fuck it, we're going to their part of town for some buttpoon"?

12 year old lolbertarian.. who would've thought..

you are nitpicking.. and being a charlatan.. if you are purposefully not trying to get what I'm trying to say.. you lost. or literally too dumb to argue..

Well where I live in the northwest of America, I've been mistaken for a tranny when I shaved my mustache because I have long hair and a pretty face. Mostly because there are manly trannies everywhere though. So I grew it back.

bitch lasagna

>Is hijra slamming a national pastime in India, where the lads just say "fuck it, we're going to their part of town for some buttpoon"?
I don't think so. I don't know anything about them except they're beggars.
>This. You take out your mustache you get called a tranny or faggot by your friends.
Never experienced this.
>Ironically you are the one that is toxic, arguing for current H1B status quo.
If you disagree with a single point that doesn't mean I'm ""toxic"". Stop using words based on how they feel to you. Every word needs a context and I used toxic in a different (and much harsher) context than you do. Don't try to rebuke my argument by repeating words to try and make it sound more relevant.
Like I said, fix your grammar and learn how to reason your way through an argument.

waht u say you i fuck your mother you wont say tthe to my face

LOLbertarian BTFO by BaSEd nAsSiM

This thread smells like shit.

Abort!

literally who?

You hit the nail right on the head.

>t.socially ostracized individual for not following the herd and sharing their same mundane interests such as cricket, celebrities, porn, movies and games.

Anyways,
>they're creating better lives for themselves
True, they are, but if they are gonna go there, they ought to integrate properly ffs.

>what philosphically makes you an Indian is what makes you utter that

I see what you're getting at. Honestly I don't care about this country's stereotypes or image in the eyes of foreigners at all other than the slight annoyance brought upon whenever they assume that I'll fit into whatever preconcieved notion they have of how an Indian is supposed to be, built upon the stereotypes they learn of.

No. Hijras are, despite the spiritual importance is placed upon them, still freakish looking due to being part male and part female.

Theres quite some crossdressing shenanigns happening here but you're nothing more than a filthy degenerate if you'd wanna stick your dick in the asshole of an effimate male.

say wat u bastard son of bitch

Go to bed Yanis

my gf is Punjabi and its breddy gud
having a woman from a male dominated society is WAAAAAYYY better than the white girls I have been with.

pic related

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>the slight annoyance brought upon whenever they assume that I'll fit into whatever preconcieved notion they have of how an Indian is supposed to be, built upon the stereotypes they learn of.
That can be resolved by talking to them. And it's not going to go away no matter how hard you try.

>ppm
poopoo meter?

white autist confirmed..

but to get back to OP's point. Yes they are a bit hairy. No facial hair at all but her arms had more hair than your typical white girl. It just sticks out more cuz her hair is jet black.

Laser removal done fixed this issue though

When can you spit an Indian woman in her face?
When her mustache is on fire

I only say this with love..

yo how she so fat and still have no titties tho

only half white
I have been stealing poo in the loo women away from you retarded mfers for years.

Mustaches are great for preventing lip chapping in cold, windy places. I have no idea why cow niggers grow them.

34DD= "no titties"

alrighty then...

I, for one, don't share the general hatred of India. It's a big country, and the majority of its people are very poor. This means that there's bound to be some fucked up, yet funny stuff going on there. Russia is absolutely the same in this respect, btw.
As for Western tourists who try to travel around India alone and eventually get raped, well, it's pretty much common sense that the world is mostly a dangerous place, and that in most of it you don't roam around alone, especially if you're female/weak/not a local.

she's still fat XD