/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ABSOLUTE MADMAN EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump leaving for Camp David 1/5/18
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>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Iran 1/5/18
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>SoS T-Rex on CNN 1/5/18
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>This Week @State 1/5/18
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>StateDep Video: Protests in Iran 1/5/18
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>VP Pence on VOA w/Greta 1/3/18
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Senate GOP 1/4/18
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>WH Press Brief (Pres Trump/Sarah) 1/4/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 1/4/18
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>Mooch on F&F 1/4/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/3/18
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>VP Pence convenes Senate &Swears in new dems 1/3/18
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>UN Amb Haley Press Brief 1/2/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/2/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 1/2/18
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>TrumpTV Happy New Year (lara) 1/2/18
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>TrumpTV Tony Shaffer - Natl Sec Strategy 1/2/18
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>TrumpTV Merry Christmas 2017 12/24/17
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #22 (Lara) 12/22/17
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>WH Vid: President Trump - Year One 1/1/18
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>Pres Trump New Year statement 12/31/17
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he did a tweet

I love Kellyanne.

That was close

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>Liberals, accusing Trump of mental retardation, fall for the Gorilla Channel fake article accusing Trump of mental retardation.

Fuck the mass media fucking piece of shit.

Thanks for baking user

>people seriously bought The Gorilla Channel story

trump said thing

TRUMP DID THING

IMPEACH

American Politics is by far the best Reality TV show in existence

Tl;dr me on this user

MUER, HURRY, WILL YOU???

>Media right now

twitter.com/Trad_Post9002/status/949455626052268032

Do you guys not see how pathetic this looks to ordinary voters, the President screaming about his mental stability on Twitter?

Trump is just incapable of not taking the bait and all his enemies know it.

My pleasure. And good morning.

>page 6
>close

> DEFEND THIS!
Miller is the absolute MVP of this administration.

> Media wants to know what's the compromise the White House wants for DACA
> Miller didn't give an inch, all or nothing

Hillary Rodham Clinton is NOT President of The United States.
Neither is Barak Hussein!
What Joy, Anons, you feel it?

>some cheeky fellow wrote a fake excerpt from Bannon’s book about Trump watching a channel with gorillas fighting for 17 hours a day
>people believed it

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theirs been some trouble baking lately yesterday we got to page 8

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Aaaaahhhhhhahahahahaha!

By now the congressional GOP leadership must be aware of Trump's stage setting and kinesic signalling. The message they should get today is that if Trump deigns to call them to Camp David, which is even by non-Trump standards a shabby little boy scout cabin camp, then he must be deadly serious about the legislative agenda for 2018.

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Hello, user, and welcome back the Sup Forums’s official president trump general. Just a minor outage but it’s okay were back. Just move along, nothing to see here.

>the whole world is talking about how trump is a very stable genius

how will he ever recover

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Checked

TRUMP IS A CRYPTO-KIKE!
HEIL HITLER!
AMERICA IS RIGHTFUL MALTESE CLAY!
ASSAD WILL WIN!
IRAN WILL WIN!
MALTESE ARE THE KINGS OF LIBYA!

I love you /ptg/!!!! You are all awesome!!!!

I really think /ptg/ should crowd source our own book and give the proceeds to Trump's re-election.

it's better than that
>America is remembering how good Reagan was and how the left falsely accused him of being mentally ill
>America right now is comparing Trump to Reagan
persuasive kino from this mornings tweets

>LITERALLY who country

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>I really think /ptg/ should crowd source our own book and give the proceeds to Trump's re-election.
kek, that's not how capitalism work at all user.

> doing it for free
> even for Trump

People have been saying Trump should stop saying shit on Twitter since 2015

Apparently it doesn’t matter

Forced meme is forced. Why do Trump threads never have any organic memes?

I didn't read your post but that is a nice flag.

>t. reverse-baited so hard all fisherman around the world tremble in awe

I'd write some stupid Trump fan fiction for the keks alone

Why does a millionaire need more money?

I've long suspected that our obscure island redoubt is prescription medicated.

>I'd write some stupid Trump fan fiction for the keks alone
That's more like it. Do it for the lulz or do it for profit. Never for charity and never for free

A billionaire, you surely mean

>155757876
The Syrian Civil War is already over.
>AMERICA IS RIGHTFUL MALTESE CLAY!
We named a town after your little island.
>After James Hill and his partners built the St Paul, Minneapolis, and Manitoba railway (which in 1890 became the Great Northern Railway) across Montana's "High Line" in 1887,[5] Malta evolved from rail siding number 54. What came to be Saco, Montana, to the east and Dodson, Montana, to the west grew from other nearby sidings. A post office was established in Malta in 1890. Its name is said to have been determined by a spin of the globe by a Great Northern official whose finger came to rest on the island of Malta in the Mediterranean Sea.[6]
>Kings of Libya
WE

How did Trump manage to capture the hearts of so many rural and blue collar retards?

>tfw my President is a literal reality TV star

Sup potrobro?

She’s the last remaining Mercer family clown. She should disavow Sloppy Steve asap.

One of the most famous too. Though the primaries were more like Survivor than The Apprentice.

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Thanks.
LITERALLY (((mutt))) country

Is he? He's still not released his tax returns, as he promised to do multiple times.

MAGA

Ikr? The dude is so clever it's hard to imagine how so many modestly minded people could get behind him.

Trump and Reagan are very similar in their outlooks (thinking of Reagan as Cali gov particularly) but Donald has objectively more balls and back bone, hate to say it but Reagan cucked pretty hard to the Neo-Cons and Poppy.

>ass hurt shitskin island
Aaayy

still hot.

I'm calling it. The most successful new campaign gear item of 2020 will be a collectible set of bobble-head dolls of all the characters created by Trump's linguistic kill-shot nicknames. Being added to the collection results in instant political death and disgrace.

He already gave them to Maddow. Its like you’re intentionally not remembering

please be mindful of the new thread rules

Manafort was right

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get access to the Gorilla channel.

Would Trump win a primary against Ted Cruz, John Kasich, Marco Rubio, Jeb Bush if it was held this spring?

Genuine question

Taylor Sluggish

> can't let him get the remote codes

Fucking hell..

>cant let him get Jane Goodall’s phone number

He did no such thing. It's like you're intentionally stupid.

i hope trump specifically targets dreams and deport them one after the other very publically saying it acould all be over tomorow if congress would only implement his immigration plan to get daca

>the whole world is talking about how trump is a very stable genius

>Psycho Joe and Bloody Mika 2-Pack
>Rocketman
>Dopey Prince

REMINDER: IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH TRUMP YOU WE'RE PAYED BY THE SHAREBLUE SHILLER!!! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN BY REPORTING ALL NEGATIVE COMMENTS!!

>can't let him get the Rhesus Thesis

Prove me wrong :^)

Umm......


dude.

No one agrees with his statement though.

literally a world class clown

Just remember this tiny island nation lowered the age to vote to 16.

>Lyin Ted
>Sloppy Steve
>Low energy Yeb
>Little Marco

>CROOKED HILLARY

I guess you'll easily win the next election then, won't you, shill....

PROTKEK NIGGER J'ALLA TMUT OMMOK AMERIKAN IMGIDDEM!

>he ran for office to shitpost too

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>Stable genius Trump

hahahahahaha

What do you see on this picture?

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"being, like, really smart" carries a neon sign that says "THIS IS BAIT AND I AM TROLLING YOU" but they will bite down and hold on anyway. The power is astonishing.

Jeb surge?

The people you call rural and blue collar retards are the silent majority of every country.

>only Trump has a coke!

I want CNN to be gassed so badly

Gradually I began to hate (((them))) more

Silent Majority abstained from voting again though.

Coca cola in a plastic cup. KEK