Something weird is happening

So just yesterday i was talking to my mom about getting some glasses because my eye sight has become worse, and just to be clear i didn't search on the internet or anything like that, just speaking.

Today i got an advertisement on instagram about glasses.

What the fuck?
And this is not the first time something like this has happened

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Have you never experienced this before?

youtube.com/watch?v=U0SOxb_Lfps

Lmao how bluepilled are you. Your shit listens to you 24/7.

yes i have sort of, how is that they know this about you

this

Welcome to the current year goyim.
Privacy was for bigots anyways.

>last night
>toss phone onto bed
>get into bed
>weed cough as I crawl into bed
>two advertisement tabs open up about inhalers and asthma

Do you have a smartphone with one of the "assistant" a.i.?

If yes, it is literally always listening.

I was talking to my friend about computer mice, i mentioned my mouse and told him it was cheap and worked very well, he went to google it but the site he had open before refreshed and an ad came up for the very mouse i mentioned.

>cookies
>user targeted ads
>not knowing your search history and browsing habits aren't generating ads

Enjoy being a sucker for the algor-net like a normie.

Ive known people who have received targeted ads for cancer treatments months before a diagnosis.

This is nothing new.

>What the fuck?
get rid of your cellphone

It's the Apps on your phone. It goes way deeper than traditional browser tracking via cookies/user profiles. There was just a news story the other day about this.

I've actually had this happen A LOT. It's really no surprise.

Rolling in the full blown Environmental fascist world order to government forces disguised as "Convenience and innovation" in the private sector, even though we all know these are CIA operated bugging programs.

My friend suggestions on Facebook is full of Asian chicks because I fap to Japanese qt's
I get constant Facebook advertising on gardening tools from the first day I started working Botanic in a new company. Never updated my work place. I see shit like this daily, and some of my co-workers have noticed it to.

When I get angry and am alone in my house I shout "nigger", should I be worried?

Mine is full of chinks and terrorists kek

why dont you use adblockers you dumb fucks

>only noticing this now
Big brother is watching and listening user, better buy those glasses. Or else.

You will start seeing advertisements for niggers.

youtube.com/watch?v=U0SOxb_Lfps

not gna watch this cus i'll get creeped out
but im glad i dont have a phone

cbsnews.com/news/google-home-amazon-echo-patents-track-listen/
All you devices probably do this. Remember those Samsung TVs that always listened and then sent the data to a third party? CIA probably gets the data to for certain keywords.

That's terrifying. Maybe it was because they searched for physical symptoms?

>Use a free service like Facebook
>Free service company is a multibillion dollar company
>Completely oblivious to how such free service company makes that billions.
>Gets shocked that the free service company spies on them so they can sell that information for more shekels.

Fuckerberg was right, people are fucking idiots to the extreme. They need to be culled from time to time and slavery needs to exist so smart rich people can have their pleasures having degenerate sexual fantasies and laughing while drinking wine from a freshly killed baby’s skull.

Well I have been getting suggestions to nigger meme pages lately...

someone better do something before Facebook get tens of millions of users and it's too late

someone else on your isp could have searched it.. like your faggot mom you fuckin idiot

I had this happen to me and my sister too
g-guys?

That's not how it works.

it is absolutely how it works.
i get ads on my computer from searches done on other computers in the same house

Hmm, it's not like everybody's mum just got a device that always listens to your conversation for Christmas. And it's not like a company that sells such a device would be interested in what you're talking about in order to sell shit to you.

This shit goes deeper than just listening
My uncle died a couple weeks ago from fucking up his lungs from smoking for 60 years
I've never searched for anything about smoking or diseases regarding smoking, I never discussed anything about smoking at the wake or anything like that. I wasn't around anyone discussing smoking.

When I was at the wake and the day after at the post funeral gathering I saw on my phone all these advertisements for stuff about quitting smoking, anti-smoking messages and shit.

It was probably correlating searches from people around me at the wake or some shit and and then beaming that shit onto my phone or something? Vicinity advertising? Family profiling? All manners of fucked up shit when you think about it.

FUCK
This happened to my grandma!
Also, my wife always gets ads for baby stuff a few weeks before she realizes she's pregnant.

No, that's not how it works. Each ISP has thousands of customers.

Possible, Newer Phones can monitor pulse and body temp. An example would be someone performing a quick sprint to their car while it's raining. GPS collects movement speed, the phone would pick up heart rate and breathing patterns. Social media and credit companies provide age and diet. The algorithm will then combine those factors and compare them to a database of averages. It may find find irregularities consistent with a heart condition and start sending targeted ads for Coronary Artery Disease

Ive heard of that too

this
>what's the point of this thread?
that's how bluepilled this is
why was this thread even created

Same IP. I’ve had this happening while parked nearby a neighborhood full of illegal Mexicans and my phone and tablet started getting ads in Spanish and lots of legal companies dealing with deportation. YouTube trending and home page also literally became Mexico.

Ok let me drop you guys with some straight dope. So lately I just keep my phone on airplane mode 24/7. and i have an alarm set to go off 4 times a day. each time alarm beeps i take my phone off airplane mode for a few minutes to check messages, voicemail, or return any calls then its back to airplane mode. zuckerfuck that.

Remove cameras. Downgrade to pre-sensor electronics. Make a habit of searching for at least ten random things to obscure each relevant search. Keep conversation bland and neutral when dealing with the carriers of this mark of the beast.

>and this is not the first time something like this has happened

Nice reading comprehension

it was on a phone, not laptop or home wifi

youtube.com/watch?v=zep6V24zcqs

Do you have any electronics?
>If yes, it is literally always listening.

popularmechanics.com/technology/security/a14533262/alphonso-audio-ad-targeting/
>Instagram
I bet you also have an Apple phone, fucking soyboy newfag.

Heres a few things to consider my fellow fourchanner from Thailand

Maybe you were getting ads for glasses all along and you just didn't notice them

Maybe you looked for glasses before and just couldn't remember it

You probably have some form of confirmation bias happening. It would be highly unlikely that social media sites have access to any microphone on any of your electronic devices. I hope you don't make any uneducated comments like this again because it may lead to misinformation being spread

CONFIRMATION BIAS

Do people with cancer have more fevers because of high amounts of white blood cells that mobiles could pick up on, maybe?

It's happened to me in the past with targeted ads but stopped when I got a new mobile. It's shit because I do like Samsung phones but fuck having one that creeps on you all the time.

there are weird stuff, i met some lads in a bar and the following day Facebook was suggesting their account, i never looked up their names, no friends in common, not the from the same town how does it knows i met them?

So you're done trying to gaslight now? Now that it can't be disproven, it's "confirmation bias"?

idk, just me speculating. I'm sure these targeted ad algorithms have unintentionally performed massive amounts of medical research tho.

Your phone knows you were in close distance of one another for a prolonged period

Dick so small you pee on your balls

Mrs. Stepford and son.
( spooky background sounds.)

If you look up anything you get a million ads for it though. I bought a fridge freezer and was getting fridge freezer ads constantly for over a year. Like wtf I don't need another one.

>Recently, we were given Webcamcovers for our laptops at work.
People still call me paranoid.

damn its pretty fucked up how we're so monitored

This, I regularly shout my frustrations into my phone in the hopes that a benevolent AI is listening.

I got an ad for a specific clothing brand a day after talking about them with my friend, never went to their website or googled them ever.
we also went to a show and met a local band and talked business about setting up shows together. that night we got home, the first recommended friend on fb was that band's page. again, we had never met them before, didn't know who they were, and didn't have any mutual friends. it's creepy shit.

>It would be highly unlikely that social media sites have access to any microphone on any of your electronic devices
???
You literally give them access when you load the apps.

Oy vey, if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear you violent goyim, how you even dare to question the current state of things!

Definitely. Google used to be able to predict flu outbreaks before your CDC, before it's autofill algorithm fucked that up. With medical/public health issues though there should be pressure on these companies to share it.

Confirmed. Anyone who doesn't understand this should read this shit they agree to next time.

So wears my advertisement for right wing death squads

It will soon direct you towards this

youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

>JUST DIAL NIGGA OR ILL FUK U UP

Maybe they have developed algorithms so advanced they can accurately predict the flow of time.

yeah, but they might not know that they have this info.

In latvian or English? i do that too but also for jews

It tracks your location and theirs.

Idk they don't give us badthink ads yet

I was at work yesterday and saw a snippit of Justin Timberlake's new music video. I talked mad shit about it, and when I woke up this morning, it was the first story on the Google News section of my phone. I have never searched Justin Timberlake or listened to his music on any of my current accounts.

It has happened to me shitloads

Pic related is probably conscious, omnipotent and fucking with us all for the lulz.

Only because they haven't worked out a way to make a profit off of it yet.

apps like FB and instagram are constantly recording sounds through the receiver of your phone and using the data they mine from you talking any time youre near your phone to target ads at you.

>this isnt a secret anymore and FB/google/ etc deny they are doing this even tho they are

>on my way to work, literally THINKING about what song was stuck in my head since i remembered it from months ago
>couple days later, the song pops up in my youtube recommended section

>It would be highly unlikely that social media sites have access to any microphone on any of your electronic devices

Nigger, the apps literally say they use your microphone in the app store. You agree to this permission when you download...

lost it at jewish niggers

Or the bots have uncovered that certain peoples habits/diet/other medications have prevented or even cured diseases that they themselves were unaware of. That kind of info might be really disruptive to the medical industry.

This has been going on since late 90s
Google/analytics is to blame, youtube and any searches, anything you type into chrome is keylogged and sent to advertisers, anything you say near a cellphone or anywhere you take your cellphone also uses that location data to sell you something goyim.
Unplug or always be a goy
>'quantum' computers
>zero proof of it working yet
>fake news is shilling it
really made me qbit muhammed

Nothing to worry about, goy. It's all only to make your life better.

English, if I shout jews then i use fucking kikes.

No. Not yet. It's just on a child-level right now. A new life form. But it's evolving and growing. Exponentially...

enochian magic works in this way.

This is what you want, this is what you get

Better than what?

Can we sue facebook ?

I was talking to brother how I haven’t jacked off since New Years....look at phone and nothing but pornhub ads...coincidence? I think not!

It happened to me a lot, for a long time. Every device that has a microphone can be subject to third-party listeners. I was talking about mixers, laptops, TVs, phones, perfumes and more and have not searched the internet for them, because I didn't need them, usually somebody else wanted my opinion, but then, I ended up getting ads about those things. This is been happening for a long time and nobody does anything about it. On the contrary, in the US it is encouraged by the alphabet agencies, so they can have a piece of the pie too.

Doubtful, you agreed to the spying once you downloaded the software or made an account.

No. The Zuck can not be cucked. He's too powerful for this world.

Yes, but it probably wouldn't go anywhere. That's the only legal lever we have, though.

Badder-Meinhoff phenomenon

I wonder if their legal team only decides to settle if the data collection on the lawyers,jury and judge predicts an unfavorable result.

It's not just facebook doing it. Any Android phone does it and it's not limited to Google, but also to OEMs and to telecom. carriers. So you either turn off your phone and cut the cord of any microphone you have in your house, or start doing something by boycotting and telling others to boycott companies that do such things. Ultimately, companies are only interested in profit and if they lose money, they stop doing things that make them lose money.

better in general, you will receive services you need more faster

Same thing. Your data is still just an IP. Whenever I am on data, the IP given is banned already and I can't post (not every time but more often than not)

Do you have a feminine benis? :DDDDD
Bepis in booper :---D

With so much data floating about they've probably made several such discoveries. I hate that it's in the hands of private companies instead of actually being used to do some good. Surely all their discoveries will come to light one day.

But mutt, it'd just like in my animes!

This guy gets it. Think of the future possibilities of this technology!