OHHHH NO NO NO NO NO NO...

OHHHH NO NO NO NO NO NO.... *INHALES* PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Lmao

>be american
>shootings are so common you need alarms for them

56 % emergency button

Sad we need an alarm for mass shootings.

Aren't the gunshots loud enough?

>and remember this is a GUN FREE ZONE

>push button
>get out of school for the day

Your flag pleases me greatly, norway

>Lunk Alarms
>Fire Alarms
>Active Shooter alarms

Fucking Amerilarms

whiter than you, mohammed

Little does he know that police response is only the secondary effect of the button. The first effect is the opening of a space in the wall on which there's a loaded gun to shoot the shooter back :^)

What amuses me is that when the hero cops show up, they never enter the building to save anyone. They just wait outside for the shooting to stop.

the swat team enters

of course, they put this in american universities, where innocent white kids will push just to have fun, then be indoctrinated in the american criminal system of africa and mexico

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA OH BOY
HAVE THEY STARTING CALLING IT THE FREEDOM BUTTON YET

lel

They say fools rush in.

>be marxist/muslim
>feel need to force a cringe d&c meme on a right wing image board becazse rich Jews are afraid of its influence

>image board
>doesn't bost an image
What did he mean by this?

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Do cell phones not exist or some shit

>image board
>doesn't bost an image
What did he mean by this?

>wruaraghrgrh its just shills

The hysteria of shootings is why we "need" these. 60% of our shootings are suicides, the other 40% is almost entirely niggers, spics, and accidents.

>about 5 schools in the country have this
>in a country with tens of thousands of schools
practically everything posted on Sup Forums at this point is an extreme exaggeration of reality. American kids are more likely to die drowning in swimming pools than from school shootings, but proles love sensationalism and fearmongering so here we are.

Can't differentiate Norway Constitution Day from a third Reich assembly

>Itt retard who doesn't realize they got swindled by the jews once again

You do realize someone paid for that system, right? I'm ready to bet a 100$ the guy who own the company is a jew.

that pic must be from the 80s. Nordic countries are 56 percent muslim now.

>Pull out phone
>Enter the passcode
>Open call app
>Dial 911
>There's a shooting at-*BLAM*

>mutt121.png
>being so angry and autistic about posters from one country that you have over 120 ms paint shitpost drawings in a folder dedicated to them
legitimately sad

>that pic must be from the 80s. Nordic countries are 56 percent muslim now.

>arggrhrgh

>that pic must be from the 80s. Nordic countries are 56 percent muslim now.

Sad,
you should be happy this still exists , or are you a mutt??

This

HOW'S THAT GUN CONTROL WORKING OUT FOR YOU LIBS?

What's that, criminals don't obey the law? Impossible.

>blacked

This should be behind every instructor and director instead.

The SWAT team enters... then shoots everyone for not crawling towards them correctly.

>nordic royal orchestra

Never know the shooter could be a kid

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no dude
do you see that giant red button?
it makes the fucking police stronger

LAAAAAAAAANNNDDD OF THE FREEEEEEEEEEEEE AND THE HOOOOOMME OF THE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE

1 active shooter
243 school children
244 casualties

Mission Accomplished

>Be American
>One day, there is a knock at the door and your dad goes to answer it.
>It's the fucking police, he is given a bizarre set of instructions to follow. They are screaming at him. "WE WILL SHOOT YOU WE WILL SHOOT YOU"
>He is doing the hokey pokey on the porch now whilst a gang of heavily armed men point fully automatic weapons at him.
>They demand that he sings "I'm a little teapot" and perform all of the actions in the style of the Elephant man. Your dad begs "PLEASE DON'T SHOOT I'LL DO ANYTHING"
>He starts to sing "I'm a Little Teapot" and as he says the line "Here is my handle" a torrent of gunfire tears him to pieces.
>Have to watch your dad bleed out and gurgle in agony right in front of you. As he twitches a death spasm they open fire again and turn him into a paste.
>Go to school the next day, It's the monthly school shooting and you forgot to bring your backpack shield. Oh fuck.
>Unable to properly form Testudo as the gunman barrels down the halls.
>You cause the defense formation to break and you and all of your classmates are shot dead.

I'm whiter than u pooed up chink ho

GRRRRRRRR

>be american
>go to school
>get shot
>go to church
>get shot
>go to nightclub
>get shot
>run marathon
>explode
>go to university
>get shot
>go to concert
>get shot
>go anywhere or do anything
>get shot

CELLS

APEX JEJ

haha, we're all kinds of fucked up

yes I bet you have pure German ancestry dont you?

is that a new feature in EDGE?

>Pictured.
>El Luz Extinguido steals the last 56% kept hidden in the heart of the Statue of Liberty

>ctrl+f
>"conductor"
>0 results
I am disappoint.

dark roast blend, with a dash of cream
56 proof

you are so fucking mad right now

>Pictured
>A team of Mexican Spelunker-Knights exploring the spate of disappearances south of the Old Trump Wall encounter El Goblino in a cave system somewhere near Santa Fe.
>Only one returned, visibly disturbed and corrupted by whatever El Goblino had done to them. He muttered something about his Irish ancestry before crumbling to ash. He had never heard of Ireland before.

only goblins can't take nationalist bantz

he’s a litteral melting pot of emotions

pure european like your royal families you worship

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>Be Swedish
>Countries most well known figure is pewdiepie
>Invest into ETF's
>It's literally all commiecoin ETF's
>Be born
>Get hormone therapy
>Argue against it
>Get arrested
>Don't accept Koran
>Get raped in prison by Mohammad

You're just mad because the Don is stopping you from being a tax haven.

>He has more niggers than some African countries
>America has some of the most dangerous cities in the world.

You guys can't even watch porn and are slowly eroding towards socialism. Lul

Why are they monitoring the button to prevent false alarms instead of monitoring the hallways to prevent shootings?

I'm not a med mutt. All of my ancestors come from Germany or more North and West.

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How will monitoring a hallway stop someone from shooting

You mean Swedistan?

>Trying to say any white country isn't getting absolutely cucked by dindus, arabs and chinks.

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HISSSSSSS PSSSHISSPT LET ME TELL YOU WHAT YOU CAN DO IN YOUr NATION PSSTSTSS HISSSS

You've a mutt.

>see guy walk in with machine gun while everybody is in class
>sound alarm

Man, I know this Finnish girl who literally comes to the US every 6 months on loans from her parents money and welfare just to suckle on the American dick.
I pray for you finlan, I really do.

Pic related.

El Abominacion forms over an innocent Iraqi town (2004). Lone Amerigoblin soldiers reportedly turned feral after the Iraq War and were left to roam in the deserts for a period of years and coalesced into the creature you see here.

All 21,234 residents of the town were reported missing, all that remained of their existence was a few scattered clothes and cackling that still lingers on the wind to this day.

>Backpack Testudo
Hehehe

Shut the fuck up. Just shut the fuck up, user. Please. America is the greatest of all time. You can't watch porn unless it's CCTV footage of a girl walking back from work through an area heavily populated by muslims.

>muh dick.

She won the popular vote.

>MUHHH DIKK

Amerimutt keeps pictures of niggers in other countries so he can trace his ancestry

I'm actually Finnish, but I work here. I can't fucking stand my countrymen who ignore their local problems in order to focus on issues abroad. It's pure globalism.

dont forget

Nice larp, mutt. We don't have any problems.

Where the fuck is that?

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>shart alarm

america whiter > european white

>hallway testudo

O vey goyim you better get rid of your rights to guns.

Really? When our taxes pay for the scum of society to leech off the rest of us? When our society allows our children to get away with leeching off the taxpayer? Turning a blind eye to this sickness is part of the problem. I have a feeling you are a shill.

>highest claimed happiness rate
>also highest rate of suicide

Burgers can still beat the ever living shit out of you, weight advantage.
t. Roy Nelson

>implying they are not monitoring everything

Kids at my primary school would ring fire alarm from time to time for the lulz. I wonder what would happen if somebody pushed this one for the keks

Hold up, are assians related to niggers? That nose is awful familiar

What is your obsession with shills?

Have you ever maybe thought that its because your countrymen behave like an absolutely braindead gang of arrogant jibbering cunts on this board who shout down all opposing voices, literally SHILL for Trump every opportunity and insult, mock and degrade every other poster here?

The fucking state of you worms.

Well I say we should embrace it. Europe doesn’t want us, then we shouldn’t associate with them.

Fake, gay and British.