How would you get out of this situation?

How would you get out of this situation?

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Slowly break eye contact while moving backwards. Don't make any sudden movements

Where's Uzuki?

Why are idols so ravenous?

More importantly, how did I get into that situation? And is that approach repeatable?

Accept my fate.

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I read about this. You gotta hit em in the nose.

Somehow my legs were splayed, allowing an opening. Maybe if I were to close my legs, that would work.

Call my girlfriend Shinka to beat her up

Ask her to get up, politely.

>all these replies and not a single "unzips dick" response.

nu/a/ is just pure cancer.

Go to the beach with Mika

Why would I want out of heaven?

Out? Why out?

I would get up and sit between her legs. See how that bitch likes HER personal space violated.

What makes Rin so perfect?

Drop a coin in her cleavage.

Start headpatting her until she gets embarrassed and leaves

Why would I get into this situation if I'm a neet who can't pay for her services?

>implying my dick wasn't already inside her.

I enjoy these Rin threads even though I've never seen any Idolamster episode

>If I was a producer
>If only Rin was my idol
>If only we had secret relationship
>If only earth was really round
But, alas, this not my reality.

Snap her fucking neck.

Ask her politely to leave.

Then rape her.

Tell her to get off, then make her get off on my dick.

Tell her to fuck off, I don't want to be close to a fucking backstaber piece of shit like her.

What if she doesn't leave? Then you're literally fucked.

Push her

Drop my wallet and genuflect.

Then ill hug her while I interlock my fingers with hers and if that doesn't work. I have no clue.

Maybe Rin is your biological daughter?

Throw a bone.

but it is round

Get up and leave

take out my phone with internet on it and show her a vid of chad wardenn
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>*teleports in front of her*

I accepted my fate of being Rin's property a long time ago.

I would get "in" the "situation. Wakatta?