Fuckin 2 hours 18 into a solo 12 and half hour shift guarding a joint being renovatated, nowhere to sit but the edge of a pot plant. Payouts $25 and hour though so stiff shit.
Evan Jackson
>>Advertising banned, drinks taxed, vending machines removed: doctors' plan for war on sugar
Why am I not surprised that loser Australians want to ban something, again. Fuck, can't wait till my crypto really takes off and I can leave this fucking gay country.
I made 46k profits already just in the last few weeks. I'm not going to pay a cent of tax to this shitnation that will use it on the gayest most useless crap.
Benjamin Mitchell
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Noah Cook
>I'm not going to pay a cent of tax to this shitnation that will use it on the gayest most useless crap
Totally agree. Once I get enough capital to move i'm going to leave this backward nanny state forever.
Thosee LNP and Labor/Green vampiric kikes are NOT getting a cent of my gains.
Gabriel Hughes
melbourne?, be careful. meth heads love to steal power tools from renovation / construction sites.
Jonathan Walker
Dandenong, already had one group of droggys carrying on out front of the joint, that was bout hour 1:30 ago
Jack Parker
How are you planning to avoid your taxes? You can legally not pay taxes if you cut all financial ties with Australia, move overseas and get tax residency in a nation that has no capital gains tax, and just cash out there after being there for 6 months.
If I seriously make big gains this year, I am doing that for sure. Probably wont come back here either. I'd like to get a nice property in the most free state in the USA and start a gun collection.
Isaiah Smith
Sites empty
Robert Mitchell
>sudandenong is your life worth $25 an hour?
Easton Sullivan
Gotta get money somehow, 18 and gotta help me old man, this me first shift, couldn’t get a local pub job.
Ian Parker
how's everyone doing, i'm fucken sitting here 35 degrees no air-con i want to kill myself
Colton King
How the fuck do we get rid of these cunts?
Matthew Adams
Taxing fat cunts should have happened long ago. Won't happen though. This whole economy is just a bunch of fat cunts so they won't want to hurt it.
Samuel Baker
Deport them to China and watch the cunts fucking starve
Liam Williams
Fuck America.
John Howard
Fuck Australia.
Tyler Morales
i can think of some other invasive species we should be getting rid of first.
Colton Morris
Well if you use AUD to buy you pay an unavoidable GST but other than that no taxes apply unless you convert your crypto into AUD.
You can also cash out $19,999 a year without paying tax by just staying one dollar under the 1st tax bracket.
Jackson Diaz
Just got a breeze here. Thank fuck. Was 40 today probably about 25 now.
Thomas Cruz
Well of course I used AUD to buy on Coinbase. And I know they have their fee. Is my bank really taking a cut when I do that? Fucking kikes.
And in Australia the CGT is weirdly a part of your income tax. So I think your crypto gains stack up on your job earnings, so check how much you earned, and then you can only cash out the amount between your employment earnings and the next tax bracket. And for most of us that probably isn't much. Also who wants to pay more income tax because one of our coins mooned fuck that.
As I said, not paying a fucking cent. Gonna cash out overseas, and probably into USD and keep it in a US Bank account. Fuck Australia.
Thomas Young
>$25 an hour >12 hours >crime is so bad that melbournians are willing to pay $300 per night for security at just one house >most liveable city
Jackson Walker
Its not a house it’s a funeral directory but yeah cunts fucked
William Perry
Yup this country's fucked.
Parker Cox
FACT: There is NO problem with African crime in Melbourne.
William Hall
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Anthony Jones
Is it easy to get a job doing security? Just got a missus and I need a new job since I'm having a fucking cunt of trouble finding a sparkie apprenticeship
Michael Garcia
Good evening fellas, what are some good Queensland towns to move to? In a few years I'll finish my nursing degree, do a grad year and be able to move wherever the fuck I want provided it has a hospital. I am currently in Pozzbourne and need to get the fuck out before I get culturally enriched, would Townsville be a good aussie place to go?
Michael Lewis
i heard that townsville is a meth town now. go further north or further away from the coast.
Angel Lopez
i'm going to hang myself tonight check the news
Aiden Robinson
fuck you aussie cunt.
Ethan Reyes
I guess i was lucky, sent emails to five companies (cover letter, resume) on tuesday, 1 got back to me asking for photo of lisence then i called friday and landed the shift im doin now, if your looking to go into security youll need to complete cert 2 sec ops, rsa and your first aid as a minimum, thats a couple hundred
Jackson Ortiz
Any big rural town is meth infested. In fact most places in Australia are usually meth infested.
Jack Parker
Lotta cunts are just security system installation and cyber security
Joshua Smith
Did they assess your physical build before hey hired you?
John Gray
I already spent a couple hundred on the cert 2 electro tech for a sparkie apprenticeship.
Jacob Adams
I worked outside in 48 degree heat last summer mate, harden the fuck up
Brandon Scott
No, it was literally a five min conversation over the phone them then the rest was through text giving me info about what ill be doing and what to wear, they did also send me a link to an inductions webpage from the company
Aiden Young
Corrective services pty ltd the company.
Aiden Kelly
only because they already gave those niggers citizenship
I was able to get mine free through skillplus but the joint wear i did my course was liquidated 2 months later
Jose Garcia
Victoria is fucked eh?
Lincoln Hernandez
yeah but how good's the food though?!
Elijah Russell
Imagine being a single frail woman in her 60's or young 25 year old qt. Imagine the fear if 10 Africans kick your door in at 3:00am!
Asher Collins
I should do some fucking around with crypto while I've still got the time to monitor it Might have missed the boat on the big bikkies but it can't hurt to try and make myself a bit of coin
Dominic Jones
I saw one annon call it 'Melbourne Syndrome' its like Stockholm Syndrome light.
You just ignore whats going on around you and insist you live in the 'worlds most liveable city'.
Jason Morgan
>MMmmm that was such a nice dumpling and kenyan stew meal at a non-gendered, equal pay, women's only restaurant! And the gay waiter even winked at me! I love Melbourne *Is decapitated on way home
For real though, I live in Melbourne and I look behind me every 5 seconds when I'm anywhere near the CBD, is there any hope for this shit being stopped?
Christopher Brown
Niggers will do home delivery
rape, assault and robbery optional
Dominic Rodriguez
FUCK NIGGERS JEWS AND SPICS!
Parker Miller
The CBD has so much crime after dark now. 20 years ago it was safe. It will never will be like that again.
Nathaniel Flores
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Daniel Myers
i sold some gold to a gold buyer in my city recently , guess what race the man and women (likely married couple) were?
Leo Rogers
You haven't missed the boat.
Tell me, what do you want to get into crypto for? Just some money to fuck around with? Or do you want to get the fuck out of Australia too?
If you hate this country as much as me, I can give you some tips for coins that are gonna do well this month, in the coming months, and overall good performers for the entire year.
Chase Ramirez
don't do it user. I love you and care about you. I will be checking the news to make sure you don't.
Camden Rodriguez
i was thinking of sinking a small amount of money into ripple for long term? thoughts?
Brody Morales
I want to make a serious go of getting out. Scheduled my exit for May 2019 if I score all my target jobs before then.
John Hall
it's spineless cunts like you that are letting this country go. fucking kys
>living on less than $20k/year >NEET detected
Henry Reyes
Not that user obviously but I'm curious too.
Total newfag to crypto but I'm looking at dropping $1000 into 1 or more cryptos with the goal of making enough to take the exit ramp from Melbourne. Is it possible to get in on crypto with that amount? Recommendations on what I should put it on?
Matthew Stewart
>watch the cunts fucking starve They do that without the cane toads though
Connor Wood
>it's spineless cunts like you that are letting this country go
Incorrect. I as an individual have no say or influence on what happens to this shitheap.
All I need to know is how much of my own money is getting extorted from me to fund more Sudanese gangs in Cuckbourne.
Nolan Murphy
Australia has always been like Arizona...the southern part..
I live in tucson AZ where a George soros foundation lives and have seen a tremendous uptick of Chinese communist, Arabs, and now Midwest niggers.
I hope you cunt are okay but these niggers are worse than the spics thay where here. Their women are hot from light roast to dark but fuuuuck meeeeee mates. These niggers are trying to be such assholes..
Crazy
Justin Carter
Don't do it mate, life can't improve if you're not there! Take a shower, clean some dishes, go to a library, go to a church.
Aaron Cox
Quick reminder that even if crypto doesn't immediately crash it's still risky as fuck.
If you want an easy investment, put it into low-fee ETFs that track indexes like the ASX300 or S&P500
Luis Thompson
>Total newfag to crypto but I'm looking at dropping $1000 into 1 or more cryptos with the goal of making enough to take the exit ramp from Melbourne. Is it possible to get in on crypto with that amount? Short answer - yes. Long answer - you are entering the wild west of an unregulated market full of insider trading, price manipulation and pump and dumps.
Daniel Hernandez
Shit idea. Already the second largest coin by market cap. Room for growth is now small and relies on either taking over Bitcoins number 1 spot, or the entire crypto market cap going up overall (which is it though). It might double or even triple itself again due to the current hype, but compared to other coins it's small growth percentage wise. It was also under a cent for years and there are whales out there with fucking millions of Ripple who literally can't cash out because of not enough volume on exchanges that carry it. The moment this gets listed on Coinbase and the normies flood to buy it, a dump like you have never seen before will likely happen.
To start with you will have to buy some ETH on Coinbase. Don't buy BTC it's shit, slow, overpriced, and transfer fee's are expensive. ETH is fast and cheaper for transfers.
Then transfer this to an exchange. I use Binance and sometimes Bittrex. Binance is probably better but registration is closed right now due to so many new people signing up and causing the site to crash the other day.
Disclaimer. I own these coins and am planning to buy more. So take this with a grain of salt.
Short term. Funfair (FUN) and Icon (ICX) are looking good for this month. Fun a provable fair and transparent online gambling token for casino's. They are releasing a lot of their games and systems in about 30 days and it's looking pretty bullish. Fun will probably remain on an overall uptrend throughout the year as they have releases scattered allthroughout 2018. ICX I know less about but it's a Korean coin, that they can't buy now due to some exchange fuckery, on the 24th their mainnet launches and Koreans pump shit up all the time massively, it's worth getting in before the 24th, maybe holding for a bit and selling because it's definitely going to go up.
Long term hodl next post because character limit.
Ryder Williams
user don't do it cunt. 13 11 14
Leo Lopez
been in crypto since late 2016. Ripple is centralized garbage, may get you returns in the short time but I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole. Most of my holdings are in eth (80%) with a smattering of promising erc20s (req, link) and solid holds (xmr).
Probably will reevaluate it Q2 this year.
There is currently a normie invasion occurring so investing in anything right now will probably give you short term returns but most of the garbage the normies are pumping for the wrong reasons and I would steer clear unless dipping in and out for quick gainz.
Liam Foster
>shit nocoiners say
Jeremiah Sullivan
Only way crypto will 'crash' is if governments worldwide regulated the fuck out of it.
Colton Lewis
Sit on that chair user.
Brody Miller
Serious Question Now that ETFs have exploded whats going to happen when the next crash occurs and everyone starts cashing in their ETFs
Dylan Mitchell
im in melbourne not far from dandenong can i come hang out with you user? ill bring maccas
Hunter Sanders
Long term. Chainlink (LINK). It's an anti hype coin that normies know nothing off, is severely undervalued, and banks fucking love the thing. It's almost like they are keeping it a secret on purpose. Hard to explain the use case because it's highly technical stuff, but in laymans terms it's for smart contracts. Helps get off chain data onto the blockchain (the tech behind all crypto's) using decentralized oracles (nodes that run on the chainlink token, that can also collect interest, which is an extra bonus for holding them, meaning price isn't affected by pure speculation, and people are less likely to sell) for use in Smartcontracts which is going to be the future of all payments and contracts. Sounds like boring stuff, but this is financial technology that will revolutionize the industry. Already got a partnership with SWIFT which represents 11k Banks. Once adopted (mainnet launches in Q2 2018 so you still have a few months to get in early and accumulate before this thing lifts off) this thing is gonna go parabolic since the main target isn't price speculators and crypto investors, but banks, large financial institutions and corporations looking to make good investments so they can run nodes and start adopting Blockchain tech in more safe and secrure, cheaper an faster manner than Bitcoin or Ethereum currently present it.
Also a bonus, for some risky short term super hyped up shit. Tron (TRX). Got a lot of news lined up this month, and currently in a dip. Could make some good short term profits, but as I said, so risky.
Anthony Hernandez
Got a month left of holiday left before I go back to uni, how do I kill time lads? Can't go jobmode because uni is in canberra for me and I live in sydney, but I'm getting really sick of days going by with nothing to show for them
Anthony Green
I planned on returning home one day. Not to this. What are you guys doing about it?
Brody Barnes
Its value is based on nothing but speculation, meaning that the only thing propping up your investment is newcomers buying into it.
It's already all over the news and everybody knows about it, so how many more suckers do you really think are left? Yes, you can make good money from it. But you'd better hope you can sell out before the supply of newcomers runs out.
Too much risk for me. I'm completely happy with my low-risk 8-10% compounded profit per year which doesn't require me to check prices every 20min.
Austin Reed
Where are you in the US? im sure its alot worse over there.
Samuel Gray
Whats everyone else drinking?
Jace White
Same thing that happens in any market crash, you either can't sell it at all or you can only sell for a smaller amount.
In general, if you're young then it's a good idea to just ride through a market crash without selling, or even buying more in the dip if you can afford it.
Cryoto's obviously different, where if (when) it crashes it'll never come back.
Jaxon Taylor
Nine iron.
Thomas Brooks
Thanks for the advice user. Again being a newfag, I keep up with general crypto news but once I put money down for stuff like ETH and LINK, will I have to follow it and trade as it dips and grows every day? I can probably stay on top of hot and volatile crpytos but is LINK something that I can just put some coin into and let sit for a few months until it takes off?
Adam Hill
You are right about heavily marketed shit like Bitcoin. I wouldn't put any of my holdings into that right now, it has no use case, not even as a currency right now, and as a store of value it's shit as it's now proven it can dip big.
A lot of the alts have seriously promising futures with real world use cases and aren't just currency speculation shit like BTC though. I actually try to avoid any crypto investment where price speculation is the only thing that will make it go up (OMG Raiblocks is so fast it will be the next BTC/Ripple buy buy buy). I always go for utility tokens, and stuff that gives out dividends or interest, so you aren't just relying on someone buying your bags.
Anyways I'm gonna have a shower lads, will be back later to see what's going on in this thread.
Jaxson Sullivan
I'd like to mention that it's not ETFs that have grown, they just track indexes.
If the overall economy is better, then so will the ASX300, loosely speaking.
Jack Myers
hey cunts - just recently moved out of my shithole drug house in Bentley to a nice place in Dianella. No fuel, no money, day four of coming off bullshit SSRIs so I'm stumbling all over the place and slurring like a drongo. not great. Being "racist" on facebook is pretty fun though, didn't know that would be a side effect.
Carter Gray
Show us your willy, lad.
Luis Parker
be careful the police might arrest you for making mean comments on facebook. shitpost under a fake name and vpn.
Justin James
> tfw your internet is so slow you die because of taipan bite faster than your post gets uploaded
Jacob Wilson
We're going that way, aren't we?
Sorry boss, it's for my girlfriend and her cousin only.
Nathaniel Bailey
Do not daytrade your Link. Seen to many guys on /biz/ absolutely just themselves doing that buy selling right before a moon. Link is a long term hold coin, not a daytrading coin. You will fuck yourself over badly by selling at the wrong time, and have to buy back in at a huge loss. Just buy and expect to hold for at least 2 years. And no you wont have to check Link everyday, in fact I'd advise not too, best to buy in and check back a few months later. Everything, even good coins dip sometimes, usually due to Bitcoin bullruns, and I would hate for someone to panic sell at the bottom only for it to go back up to where it was before the next day. Seen so many /biz/raeli's fall for that. You only need to check risky investments, stuff like Tron or other shit you might be in for a quick pump and dump.
Just buy in and hold. If you absolutely must daytrade, put a few hundred dollars into some daytrading shitcoin (go ask on /biz/ for this, I don't daytrade at all) so you can flip shitcoins and try to make a few hundred dollars a day riding the waves. Then put your daytrading profits into your main holdings like Link.
Anyways taking my shower now.
Mason Reyes
sure are, welcome to 21st century Australia.
Jordan Hall
do it cunt. This country is fucked and i don’t blame you. Better luck in the next life, brother
Jason Gray
fuck you seppo cunt
Cameron Brown
If you dont get arrested youll sure have some sjw find your workplace and call your boss.
Robert Clark
Cheers for all the advice
Wyatt Martin
Does it look nice at least?
Ryan Bennett
>still having social media >not deleting all of that shit: Facebook, snapchat, instagram, whateverthefuck >at the very least not changing your name on FB to a fake one and removing any and all personal details >being this retarded
social media is the worst fucking shit any modern man could have in today’s world
