There hasn't been a proper happening in a while, let's have a good old kek summoning thread

There hasn't been a proper happening in a while, let's have a good old kek summoning thread

Roll and decide the next happening
And as always
>trips decides

I vote for a Trump tweet that proves that he browses Sup Forums

Hillary is definitely dying or going to jail.

Shooting in Milwaukee by BLM thug media will try to cover it up but it will get out

>There hasn't been a proper happening in a while

1. Bannon is a traitor

2. Bannon was the leaker

3. Bannon works in online media and politics

4. Bannon works for the Chinese Commies and with Kissanger

5. Bannon claims to be leader of Alt-Right

6. Bannon is ruthlessly defended on here and cuckchan, thread after thread. Even a sticky on how he never said those things.

7. Bannon defenders post in the same idiotic manner as the Spencer defenders.

8. Bannon had bad intentions from the start.

9. Bannon worked for Navy Intel and Hollywood

10. Bannon believes he masterminded the meme war.

11. Spencer has ties to Dugin through his wife.

12. Dugin calls Bannon soul mate

See the pattern yet????

>high profile mass arrests

The world is proven to be a simulation.

womp womp

Praise kek for major justice happenings this month.

Solar storm cuts all electricity in the next month

The swamp gets fucking drained before the end of Feb.

Yellowstone super volcano erupts.

Revelations starts on the blood moon

SD wins election in sweden

Civil War in Supreme Leaders Country

Queen of england finally dies this year

...

i vote for something with logan paul. I had a plan to get alot of our comments pinned and then edit them in some nazi related shit.

Trump's shitposting leads to world peace

Slovenia is beaten by Croatia
The sea is ours

Good one leaf. Shame you didnt get digits.

Israel/Kushner manipulates America/Trump into starting WW3. Its such a blood bath that the draft gets reinstated.

An assassination attempt occurs against trump

california breaks off and leaves america.
it then suffers over the next 50 years due to std's, no birth rate and welfareing itself into starvation. trump provides no aid or assistance.

McCain dies Hillary goes to jail

Jesus returns and God burns the world in fire

digits kek, for a great exposure and melt down

Interesting

Bitcoin rises past $30,000

Absolutely fucking nothing

the big one >9.0 finally hits California

The World Becomes Ours in 2018.

trump dies

A RAUNCHY sex tape of George Soros and Nancy Pelosi gets leaked

8.7 earthquake on San Andreas. L.A and S.F destroyed

Sup Forums will be heavily targeted by the media

GEOTUS does the greatest takedown of all time on Mittens Romney when Romney tries to run for Senate as an never Trump, deep state Globalist. It will be epic.

no

silicon valley bubble popping, with no survivors

negros all decide to rebel against ZOG

restructuring those numbers

please i can only get so erect.

The American government releases some info proving that aliens are real and have been secretly on earth for quite some time now. It finally becomes real to us - even the normies.

if the media targets Sup Forums, that means normies would come here to see what it's all about and then be inadvertently red-pilled. I don't think they're that stupid but who knows

Pope gets stabbed by Deus Vult tier Christian

sea monster

Soros finally dying

Witnesed

Checked

And you my friend just wasted an oppurtunity

...

imblying that we want happenings we are merely observing we do not want bloodshed do we?

...

digits

Big naval battle

A meteor comes alarmingly close to earth

Super virus hits China that kills everyone in the western hemisphere within three months.

Uni gets bombed

give digit

Sup Forums gets blocked in straya

Lovecraftian horror from space

digit

If I get nice digits, everyone gets laid!

Melanin literally explodes for anyone darker than trump in color.

Who would of thought Sup Forums would come this far

Pepe gets picked back up by normies

digits

Strayan triggers WW3

Oh user, as much as I wish that to be true, it can only be speculative.

It's equally as likely (or logically more so because it's easier to prove) that human memory and ego is flawed enough that we end up repeating the same problems the prior generation went through with a slight twist.

In any case, meme magic won the war against the kikes.
Posting for Kek

digit

>do they connect? 999 wins

give digit

>digits get got

Molymeme dies

Somebody will touch everyone's spaghet

Kek, bless us. power to you

Soros gets stabbed

hi pewds love your channel :3c

checked

>trump dies
>no

Alex jones dies

;)

checked

Democrats literally poop their pants

Kek changed his mind

...

Melbourne catches fire

...

Not to make an allusion, Trump will outright name the Jew.

earth is proven to be flat and round at the same time

trump posts happy merchants on twitter

You're a faggot, this would be a good thing

usa gets nuked in yellowstone and israel gets busted i all of their shady jew business. roll

the digits

checked

checked

Major terrorist attack berlin

>(((they))) get exposed and BTFO

Mike Pence will genuinely convert a homo to being straight

No he got trips, he shouldve predicted something

bitcoin dies

Trump builds wall