Kraut/pol/ - stick BENIS xDD into vagene

goob morning krauds :DD
ITT we are talging about dhe gerbanic wyman
most of yuu spurds don like gerbanic wyman
dis because of wyman sugging to much foregin BENIS xDDD
bud is nod dheir fault
is ours :D

stepp 1:
get wyman
stepp 2:
edugade her bout juww and digineracy
stepp 3:
:DD
stepp 4:
is now gud wyman

BENIS IN BAGIN XDD AND IMBREGNADE :D

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Groko coalition talks start on the 7th
Majority of Germans prefers Groko over minority government or re-election
Parliament uniting against AfD, the only party whose members are actually present

>news in german
faz.net/aktuell/wirtschaft/das-sind-die-knackpunkte-der-groko-sondierung-15375708.html
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article172225710/Martin-Schulz-Wenn-das-schiefgeht-ist-meine-politische-Karriere-zu-Ende.html
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bild.de/politik/inland/politik-inland/groko-samstag-54394408.bild.html

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw
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>Jewtube videos (commentary, AfD shitposting and aesthetics):
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>Kraut/pol/ OP dump
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ohh fuggg :DDDDDDDDDDDD

forged i am on krautism/pol/
bost in OP is nod meand for you

obtion for almosd normie krauds:
>ged single gerbanic modder with nigger child
>adopd girl from orphanage and imbregnade her ad age 13

obtion for spurdos who going down the spurdo spiral
>rabe :DDDD (is nod easy begause you are weak and 45 kg wyman can rec yuu xDDDDDD)

obtion for edernal spurdonso
>asian gf
>kys
>begome marxisd and impregnade foreign ugly vagen

obtion for spurdoniocoanzo
>gerbanic rightwing gf with breeding fedish :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>kys
*gys

bump

i put to much effort into this thread and now it dies

>dis fuggen thrad :DDD

Is this the level of german humor?

GroKo talks start today?
If yeah, this is well justified

you won´t understand. the french humor is quite different to ours

I would love to visit the non kebabed parts of Germany someday but I become so unfiltered when I drink that I would probably be arrested for hate speech against jews.

sounds like a funny story to tell your grandchildren

Stop bullying Lauren

NZ benis is best benis

If I get rich on crypto I might risk it anyway. I already speak like kindergarten level German. I might try and brush up a bit. I kind of want to teach my son someday German so that he remembers who his people are.

>learning german
nothing wrong with that. don´t expect us to accept you

>be me
>scroll through catalog looking for Kraut/pol/
>see a spurdo thread
>Kraut/pol/ IS the spurdo thread
>fug :DD

...

Ewe krauds r all effed up.

Sobberup.

you are allowed to impregnat eher. she is about 90% scnadinavian and germanic and only 10% iberian (as far as i know)
your pure finish finish seed will make your children 5% non germanic/nordic. your children will be allowed to enter my ethnostate (because of the 1 % of people with non pureblood rule). Lauren won´t gain full citizen rights. you are basically allowed to lock her up in your sex dungeon and do whatever you want

without us, you wouldn´t have scatporn
be respectful to your elders

sup kameraden
why is there no happening?

This is not a general. Fuck off you fucking American proxytroll.

Couldn't attend since christmas, quick rundown please?

>kraut/pol/ whines about no happenings
>no happenings occured
>new years eve was relatively peacefull due to immense police
>still a lot of stuff happened
>wasn´t really covered
>the fun begins today with the groko coalition
>kraut/pol/ assblasted about boring threads
>complain when threads are engaging and interesting because "you have to read to much"
we should get checked for cancer anytime soon

where does it say "general"?

i was a bit to harsh on ourselves. kraut/pol/ was actually pretty interesting in the last few days
>155805684
>155811903

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Morning guys, IB user here, feel free to ask questions :)

do you have a gf?

yes

hey NRW user

Moin auch, alles fit? Die Jungs meiner Gruppe haben gestern gute Arbeit geleistet

that was unexpected. as of late, kraut/pol/ is surprising me in many ways
good job on being a normie user

First-born children have been proven to have higher IQs than filthy seconders+.

Can we please base an ethnostate on this? We firsters need to protect our superior culture/genes.

cant complain
but i am the bavariafag
really? what did they do?
did u have a splendid new years eve?

nah I am not a normie and my gf's political opinion is left, but as her seeking a real man, she doesn't care what I think, I also use every little chance to redpill her.

1. Advise: Go in a gym and train, women will come and with more experience in talking it gets much easier to have more

yeah I was in prague with friends, tasting czech beer and seeing the beautiful architecture, go visit prague if you haven't already and see the church.

They drived around and put up papers everywhere in a huge area, normal activism :p

>can we base an ethnostate on having a 0.5 birthrate
You didn't think this through mate. It's most likely not genetic anyway.

nice. godspeed bernd

ah i have been to prague numerous times
it truly is one of the beautiful and fun cities in europe
you should have taken the oppurtunity to go to a shooting range there!

>1. Advise: Go in a gym and train, women will come
Talk about yourself
>tfw fully bald with 22 and now i am just the stereotype of the angry buff bald guy and no woman is interested

yeah need to do that, for me prague and budapest are some of the most beautiful cities. I travel east europe a lot, because I dont have that much money atm. I like that people are traditional and religious over there.

how can we get around this? this seems important.

doesnt matter how you look lol, if you have self-confidence everything is possible

Stop appropriating spurdo.

ikr?
the common czech is also much more friendly and talkative than all of the sörens here

>fully bald with 22
agent 47? this is diana

Yeah with ugly girls, but i would rather not be around someone i will just disgust myself or going so low.

yep, thats what I like about other cultures, more guestfriendly, calmer people, but our success comes with our discipline.

I've been reading mein kampf lately, it's a great book. Reading it makes me wish I were German. Too bad it's banned in cuckland

do you really think you can just go with ugly girls? Then you dont have that much self confidence. Read Brian Tracy Selfdiscipline, it taught me much things

>Too bad it's banned in cuckland
What's cuckland here?

Hahahahah, I had a good laugh, m80

Ok I'll contact Lauren and tell her that we have Kraut-anons approval of creating babies. I think she might be up to it. I know she wants powerful Finnish seed.

OHHGUD BEST DREAD EVER :DDD

did you also enjoy the nightlife there?
i only finished the first part of it
i am not trying to be rude here yank but are you even able to grasp all of the messages of the different chapters? like the locations mentioned or the specific historic events the führer is referring to constantly?

I don't understand why you find Lauren so attractive
She's average at best and she has manly voice

yeah everyday going out, enjoying the cheap beer. They have nice electronic music clubs there and not our shitload of "popsongs" from the charts. Also czech girls are very beautiful!

Lauren is high IQ, high test, thicc, blonde (look childhood photos), good height, she could make me strong babies...

By disregarding your stupid idea. First born children are more intelligent because they get more attention as a toddler. Reading to children for example strongly increases IQ.

>czech girls are very beautiful!
and also way more intelligent!

bump

bump

Race mixing doesn’t make good childre-

Bump

Schnauze Boris...

ah that uniform
absolutely stunning

youtu.be/Jx8nQeipTBc

I have fucked so much rubber pussy that real pussy won't get me off anymore.
Send help.

Is this the end of the human race as we know it?

gib back german monarchy

sandwich poland again when?

Halbnigger

Just try it, germanic nigger

Frog

youtube.com/watch?v=fmY4pWYc18o

SARGON BTFO SKEPTICS ON SUICIDE WATCH HAHAHHAA

Haha...so funny and original.

Are slav girls considered white?

they're whiter than the average german

Why do we hate Woes already?

youtube.com/watch?v=h3Fgc_xkHII

Are Latinas white? I love the Camila, Camila Cabello is the perfection in woman form. Nice rearload packed ass pickuptruck load. *Sniff* *Sniff* smells like someone shaved their ass hair, I love your anal aftershave my fine latin cubanian godess. Merry Christmas, I bought you an automated anal shaving device for your hairy Latina asshole, If I spot a single hair on your fine asshole I'll rip your intestine out of your asshole with a vaccum cleaner you stupid bitch.

youtube.com/watch?v=LFTZmXVFvHg

REEEEEEEE
stop touching female pepiks

Wrong thread Herr Blatt.

germanisiert.com

>be swede
>go to metro
>get blown up by a handgrenade
i wont andrej!

youtube.com/watch?v=o_VL6ZYv2bE

>"To the last drop of blood in our veins, We shall defend the spirit of our nation, till into dust and ash shall fall, the German whirlwind"
Germs BTFO'D

Get real puss

anyone got the text of this story or the details?

bild.de/bild-plus/politik/inland/politik-inland/vier-von-fuenf-fluechtlingen-bestehen-deutsch-test-nicht-54396472

> and my gf's political opinion
you done goof'd lad, she will need at least 10 years to change those opinions

t. Nordic immigrant from previous threads

Haha, you locked yourself out silly! Comb your hair! You look like a fucking slut. Tell me Camila, what made you turn into this? You're probably snorting coke right now, aren't you? You're from cuba after all, you deserve rape.

depends if you meant "nordic-tier" white, then no, Varg would consider south slavs 100% middle eastern.

Now, if you're more rational and consider whites people with European ancestry, then yes they are. In the pic related, you'll see a small, but decent amount look like the girls on the left, and most girls looking like the middle and the right. Then again, it all depends on what you define as white

I did. She seems to enjoy my stamina but it does nothing for me.

I guess it is time to become an hero.

OH DOG, BLEAS MOAW CAMIYA BIGS!!!

Is Nikolai /ourguy/?

18 Days

>Poland annexed eastern germany
No sane person would make this shithole a part of his country.
You would just shoot yourself in your own knee.

Plz gib link

>inb4 millions of Rohingya shitskins flood into Germany

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