Why are boys names so FUCKING soft now?

Seriously, what the fuck is this shit?

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>14 - Muhammad
Kek

>Muhammad
HAHAHAHA!!

My name is from the ancient HRE. Its a sharp one off the tongue.

>14 Muhammad
kek

Hijacking this thread because my baby boy is due in three months and I need names... Any ideas, Sup Forums? I have English and Scottish heritage. And my wife mostly French and Polish

> muhammad

how about Muhammad

>muhammed
What the

Benjamin
Mathew
Micheal

>tfw Muhammad is whiter than you

> Noah

>1 Jackson
Jackson's a last name

Definitely Muhammad. White "culture" is so boring.

I can tell you exactly what it is.

Men are now such cucks that they allow the mothers to name the boys

Since women are mentally 13 until about age 45, they think it makes sense to name their sons after fictional or imagined characters in novels or television shows they would like to fuck. They want their sons to have romance novel, sexy names, and so they literally sexualize the first male they have control over.

This is how you end up with faggot names like Cody, Jadon, Dylan, Devin, Hunter, Brandon, Taylor and so on. These were names you used to only see in shitty romance novels or on soap operas.

My brainless neighbor named her son 'Cordell' because apparently it was the name of some Chuck Norris character two decades ago. They want their boys to be 'hot'.


And then because they're morons, they misspell them on top of that. So you end up with nigggerized versions like Koty, Jaydon, Dillon etc.

t. Ebeneezer

Learn to fucking spell, you halfwit mongrel

>christcuck mad that he some biblical name like David or Adam

Dante.

A. The tap water is full of drugs that ppl have tossed into the toilet
B. Women try to fit in by feminizing today's youth
C the world has let the femNazi movement move into elementary schools, without push back.

The country is fucked unless ppl wake the fuck up to these , degenerate things that they're doing to American children.

my son is due in two months
we will name him jacob

Hope he's stillborn and his mom dies

We will name our first born son Robert. Named after my father and grandfather. Middle name Patrick.

1.) women do all of the work when it comes to making and carrying the child so if anything they have more of a claim over the name: if you marry a woman that’s retarded enough to name your kid some fuck shit that’s on you and the fact you couldn’t attract anything better

2.) women mature quicker than men which is why girls thought you were annoying and went after older guys in middle school

3.) your neighbors named their kid after a Chuck Norris character because you’re broke as shit and live next to white trash as a result

Alexander.

Logan and Ethan are the only masculine names on that list

Babycenter isn't legit mate. It only counts their registered users.

Lucas and Logan are the only normal ones up top

Whoa buddy, better check the edge on that thing

THINK OF A NAME THAT CANT BE FEMINISED, AND USE THAT AS YOUR KIDS NEW NAME.
VICE VERSA FOR FEMBOTS

Dominic is a solid name, also Alexander and of course: Muhhamed

If you want to be traditional you typically have a few names that get used over and over in the family for generations. So in my family it was Edward, William, Thomas, Michael and if a girl, which there was only ever one per generation for some reason, Mary.

Is "Sandy" a good choice?

Shit my niece's name is Sofia.
To think she's so mainstream, I can't love her anymore she's dead to me.

The fuck is wrong with Liam?

cant believe you dorks actually give a shit about this

((()))

Jumping in because mine is due in 6...thinking of Thomas. Any other good ones?

>yes goy....i am indeed 1/64 french and 1/341 scottish

Normally nothing, but fucking everyone is naming their boys liam lately

>launches into rant defending whores
>ends by agreeing with the premise

Hello, Ashton.

Butthurt because your name's in the 14th position?

Is Daniel an okay name for a kid?

There's really no "great names", just really shitty ones. Stay away from the Aidens, Braydens, Caidens, Jaydens, and Skylers and he'll be fine.

William, Charles... don't give him any weird name

J.P

>thinks all women are whores because they won’t even look at him but will fuck other guys

At least it's an Irish / Anglo-Saxon name.

boomer virgin detected

Yup, a nice nickname of Danny too

It's Jewish.

Napoleon, Frederick, or Otto

Easy, there... no need to get mad, Spencer.

Ethan is as weak a name as you can get

It's you

>almost all jew names until no. 14
>no. 14 is mudslime.
The west really is cucked.

John Renault

Jojo

George
William
Scott
Cameron

>not naming your male child Chad to give him the upper hand from birth

It’s like you want them to turn out like you.

wtf... Layla, Liam, Grayson and Jayden all in my family, i thought those were weird names no one used!

Hahahaha. I have a nephew named Noah and another named Aiden. I always thought those were pretty stupid names.

That's a good name. Dan, Daniel, or Danny.

No anger here bud, just giving the psychology behind the “all women are whores” ideaology

Braidyen
Jax
Kamerron
Beaux
Zayne
Maddux
Brohnx

Augustus, Gus for short.

>All those comic book names.

>if you marry a woman that’s retarded enough to name your kid some fuck shit that’s on you and the fact you couldn’t attract anything better

This is correct and factual. Stupid names come from stupid people. Even if I hadn't insisted on naming our first born son after my grandfather, my wife would have just named him after hers. Her list of names is traditional and Sup Forums approved. Then I run into couples who are talking about baby names and saying shit like Braylen and Jaylen and Brantley and Bruntley and Raylen and Kaylen and other soft retarded non-name bullshit faggotry, it makes me fucking sick.

The worst is how surnames are 100% accepted as first names. Jackson, Mason, Grayson, Carter, Lincoln, etc. These are fucking last names. Someone at work named their child Smith. The kid's first name is Smith. In a lot of cases the girl's names are even dumber but who cares if those are soft? Men need to not have soft pussy names.

>scot here
Ruaridh
Alexander
Lachlan
Hamish
Stuart
Lewis
Big man
Bobby

These are popular here

Go back in your lineage and pick your great grand father on your dads moms side and choose his middle name

Stanislaw Jean-Luc MacKenzie

You'll have to change your last name to MacKenzie if it isn't already.

I feel that Lily is a good soy boy name.

I forgot to add Alister

>Jackson's a dog's name

Jack followed by Gray top cuckers.

You just know some faggot goes by August

Adolf
Wolfgang
Otto
Hermann
Wilhelm

I got more hit me up

Congrats. Hopefully you teach him a second language. It's worth it

Don't name him Nathaniel, which is one of the most sissifed names ever. every person I knew with this name got beat up and made fun of a lot. I don't know of a single person named Nathaniel who isn't a wreck.

no bible names, there all jewish fag names, pre christian european only. Just google germanic pre christian names, or scandinavian names. My girl due in April is Raina

haha fuck
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Why don't you reverse the trend and name him something strong? Like, Deus Vult Johnson, or Charlemagne Constantine Smith?

True, pretty much anything that ends in -el. Samuel, Daniel, even Michael has Hebrew roots, oddly. There's a ton of them out there. So is Jadon, Aaron...

Personally I think its sort of gay to try and give your son a name based on 'how it sounds'.

Traditionally, you name the first after the father, and if there is a middle name, the grandfather. Men have a similar problem where they wanna name the boy after some perceived hero. Names are supposed to be humble. If you name your kid Max Power, then he damn well better live up to it or he'll be a laughing stock.

You dont need to look farther than the nearest nigger to see how parents mess this up. They love giving their kids nonsense gibberish look-at-me names and it just makes them more pathetic, especially when its some pseudo French or African name.

Thats how they end up with DeShawn and Moliqwa

Solid kike name there.

Father of three checking in. Just go with something everyone knows how to pronounce and spell. I'd suggest Mark, based upon your combined nationalities.

Missile Launcher

Way to make your son shitzo before hes 40

Dick Butkus hehe

>muhammad
that's some serious 56% right there

Thomas was my grandfather's name. Also my middle name.

Approve.

>my great great great grandfather was from germany
these are too desperate, herman would be fine though

>Raina
Enjoy the goofy name for your kid. If I saw that name on my applicant list, I would assume she has to be a major piece of work and would toss her resume into the trash.
That is the kind of name you give your daughter if you want her to become a degenerate. Sounds like some pornstar (which is extremely degenerate).
You still have time to change the name before it's too late.

4u

Almost as bad as Keith.

>Traditionally, you name the first after the father

The tradition here is to name the children after their grandparents. It's cringey af when a father and a son have the same name desu

Parents blessed me and my brothers with strong names. Take your pick:
Andrew
Frederick
Eugene
Winston

name him a noun. Like glove

>implying you'll ever be reviewing anyone's resume

(you're not wrong though)

>Eugene
>Winston
lol, you were saying?