This fearsome dragon has arrived to steal your peoples' riches and kidnap your maidens...

This fearsome dragon has arrived to steal your peoples' riches and kidnap your maidens. Which gallant knight does the local Lord send to combat it?

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Parn

An OL.

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There's only one knight for this job

Keep in mind that this dragon:

>Can create portals through space and even other dimensions.
>Can shapeshift.
>Can transform others.
>Can cast a wide variety of magic in general.
>Has the blessings of dark gods.
>Survived a deathblow from a literal god.
>Has a vast knowledge of rare potions and ingrediants alien to this world.
>Can achieve escape velocity and enter orbit.
>Will live for millions of years.
>Create matter from nothing.
>Is highly poisonous.
>Doesn't technically need to sleep.
>Can make herself undetectable.
>Can alter/erase memories.

You fight dragons with dragons.

Those two.

>Retard who can't even open portals.

>Proceed to rape Dragon. Literally.

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Just tell him it's a vampire pretending to be a dragon, I guess.

Me, cause I will lay this dragon for the good of the kingdom!

There's only one knight true enough for this

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GAY

She'll get her with an EXX SPLOO SHUUNN

easy

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That's a nice polka dot picture but there isn't anyone there
Wrong image?

Don't forget the loli
youtu.be/3B_t1syegp8

Get the green guys to cast "BAKBLAST KLIR"

>"Be ready, dragon, for I am... a Knight of the Zodiac(TM)!"

The titty monster from hell.

My dick. I don't have one so I'll borrow one of yours. Fuck it, I want to see someone fuck the dragon goddamnit

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[x] send Dragon Tamer Sirloin.

Kobayashi (male) almost did.

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tg pls

I guess he'd be the best choice if you wanted to leave the surrounding area in tact. In terms of just killing it I feel like the Witch of Izalith or Gravelord Nito would be better, but the former would turn your neighborhood into a horrid pool of magma and fire, and the latter would unleash plague across the country.

Apparently the right answer is "a somewhat young middle class japanese Programmer"

Neat
*slays dragon*

portals you say?

This and Lucoa are the only possible answers

Prepare.