Aaand dropped

Aaand dropped.
I can't believe what a useless and narcissistic cunt Aqua is.

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OP confirmed for having a small dick

I can't believe it took you over a season to figure that out.
In fact, I don't.

I'm going to finish so that no one will tell me that I don't know what I'm talking about because I haven't watched the show, but just to make it clear, Aqua is a cunt.

Yes, user. That is not news to anyone. The only noteworthy thing here is the fact that you haven't realized it before.

Is your small dick big enough to see how bent it is or is it just like a coat hanger?

I became a MGTOW to get away from this kind of thing

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>nobody greentexts vlcsnap anymore

Her cunt isn't narcissistic! It's godlike!

I gave her the benefit of the doubt because he helped to exorcise that lich, so he could be together again with his gf.

Goddess called Aqua........

....better have a drenched pussy!

>They're still salty about best girl.

I don't get why this triggered people. She clearly doesn't see him as any object of sexual or romantic interest so to suddenly see his flaccid penis was probably humorous. If you get so fucking butt mad at someone laughing at a small dick you clearly have some issues.

Don't try to comprehend the mind of a smalldick subhuman

>vlcsnap

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>flaccid
He was fully erect

or at least I would be in his shoes

He had no reason to be fully erect. He was mad. Mad about Megumin.

>I can't believe what a useless and narcissistic cunt Aqua is.
The entire main group are that. Only the side characters like Wiz and YunYun (fuck you with your bullshitty baby reject comic, Megumeme is shit for pedos and flat as fuck) are worth it. Even the villains are better.
Whoever like this has no sense of humor. At least admit that you are watching it for the side or some villains like Vanir.

>he doesn't get erect when he's mad

>Nobody on here has memories of vlcsnap

I go flaccid when I get mad.

Is this a Jojo reference?

TINY

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every fucking time

how are you supposed to get the name filein the screenshot? like [HorribleSubs] show name

Self-insertfags only just realized this isn't the show for them at this point.

>when you're the only one feeling bad for Yunyun

Get down at the guild.

Too bad Vanir has no gender, should had banged her at the end of his spin-off.

Here you go, OP. I assure you that these threads will help you come to terms with your problem.

Why do people care about penis size if they aren't going to use it anyway?

Would that imply you dropped it the first episode?

so they can hope I guess

>dropped
>I'm going to finish
Which is it?

Stop cherrypicking.

That's why you stick with Megumin.

It ain't her fault Asians have tiny ding-dongs

I have a small dick now what?

Were those people she was writing to imaginery as well? Were her imaginary pen pals doubting the existence of real people she knows?

I hope her imaginary friends don't leave her too.

No. They're people she knew back home.

>VLC
>44 replies

>having a small penis

Why is it that Darkness is the only one that ever changes clothes during their journey?

Any good rape doujins of aqua?

Stop bullshitting. There's no way you could make it all the way to season 2 if you didn't like Aqua at least a little bit.

Just waiting on my Kanna doujins

This, but with humiliation.

Honestly she could be expressing a number of things there.

We all know what she's thinking.

Honestly I think she was just amused by the situation.

>Rage = Small dick
>Small dick = Pedophiles
>Pedophiles = Meguminfags
>Meguminfags = People who hate Aqua
It just work

why caused she scoffed at your dick

>Aqua is a cunt.
That been common knowledge since episode 1, hell I even think that is the reason why people like her. Same can be said about Kazuma except he's more capable of being a leader.

I love Aqua for triggering small dick men so much.

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Many, you sick fuck

>laughs at his dick
>worships it the next day

Would you want a sister like Aqua?

>hates Kazuma when he is poor
>loves him when he is rich

Aqua is every bad 3D white girl stereotype rolled into one

>he doesn't get erect when he's mad about Megumin

Threadly reminder that despite all your attempts to badmouth her fanbase, Megumin will always remain several times more popular than Aqua while you wallow in irrelevance.

>literal goddess
>wallow in irrelevance

Yeah, because pedophilia is a pretty common disease.

>around 10k followers
This is just like real life, really. Eris has millions of followers, and Aqua has very few, but they're very devout and autistic.

Aqua is very mean with Eris for no reason whatsoever. Eris seems to be a kind and reasonable person, why would you hold a grudge to her?

She's obviously jealous of Eris' superior intelligence and looks.

Females have no sense of comradery and only know jealousy.

Realistically, who is he going to end up with?

He already did, with Megumeme.
It should have been Darkness.

All of them in an inconclusive psuedo-harem ending

Megumin and him both confessed to each other. The author already chose her winner.

.t small dick

Eh, that's boring. I don't mind her, but I wanted more harem shit.

Megumin cockblocked him too many times, hope he ends with Eris. They are both the walking definition of high luck, imagine if they breed together.

>wanted more harem shit

You are what's bad with the industry in general.

So how did he end up with Megumin? Isn't she 12 and Kazuma 25?

She's 14 and he's 16, and two years apart is apparently in his dating zone. He states it as far back as volume 3.

I don't know man, she can be pretty shit, but also pretty bro tier. All I know is that if I did there would probably be retarded babies running around.

I remember some user trying to argue that she's more of a motherly type.

>mfw Sup Forums is full of small dicked spics
Fucking manlets and their insecurities.

Dicklet detected.

nobody here miss Yunyun? :(
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>literal retard
>motherly
Lol, no. Her children would die from neglect.

Dead and Megumin killing herself days later.

She sees herself as the caretaker of the group in the novels though.

I know. This is definitely a delusion.
Kazuma is the caretaker.

I blame the brazilians.
We argentinians are known for our above average dicks and milky white skin.

>OP only realized Aqua's a bitch when she laughed at Kazuma's small dick
Is there something you wanna get off your chest, user?

>implying Kuzuma being a useless small dick hikki/NEET doesn't make him more relatable than any other character before
It's just that some people are still uncomfortable with who they are. These usually prefer battle harems with gary stu MCs.

>Her children would die from neglect.
Who is Emperor Zell?: the post.

>We argentinians are known for our above average dicks and milky white skin.
you're going to get us more haters, I can't post in boards with flags anymore.

You mean Emperor Zell, the chicken that accepted Vanir as his mother figure?

Oh, you mean the Emperor Zell that thinks Vanir is his mother? Really goes to show how motherly Aqua is, when a demon seems more motherly than her to a baby chick.

I'm pretty sure that Vanir does more work raising it than Aqua.

>Argentinian
Hello, my white friend.