Austria vs Krautland

Inspired by another thread I hereby ask all of you anons and autists for your vote! Who is better? Glorious kaiserreich of Österreich or krautland who ruin everything for everyone?

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Austria is the tail that wags the dog.

They are cultured and sophisticated, failed austrians go to Germany to raise a ruckus.

Germans are the kikery of Europe that subverts it, destroys it, eliminates it, and pisses on it. The teuton is the jew that subverts the Europe to jewish interests and so I dare claim that none is the better option, because the world without germans would be the better world to live

Germans are the biggest subhumans of the Earth.

It's the same people. Austria produced Hitler. Germany produced the Reich. Both are glorious nations. Sieg Heil!
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Germany is better.

Full disclosure: I am Austrian.

Austrian food is better, Austrian bread is better, the mountains are awesome, the cities are more beautiful etc. But Austrians are literally shit who insist on talking like utter retards. Germans may be the biggest SJW fuckups ever, but at least they believe that they can conquer the world.

Austrians think taking one step outside Austria is dangerous and that only in Austria can one live. Electing a 31yr old metrosexual kid who failed his first 2 law exams for 7yrs is just part of why I left Austria and will never want to return permanently. I want to leave Germany too, but Austria was defintitely worse in the small mindedness, pettyness and fucking cow stench department. Even TV show hosts can’t speak proper German!

Germany would be so much better off if it was united by austrians
But instead Germany was united by militaristic prussian niggers

Well look Austrians are basically rural Germans. Urban people are always more SJW

Austria should be part of Germany.

Or Bavaria should be part of Austria.

+1 for Austria

explain moar

So germany is worse in everything important, but because we speak a little bit Dialekt you think germany is better?

Why are people so shortsighted? Germany's contributions to the White race are second to none, regardless of the current state of the country.

Like Hegel wrote:
"The German spirit is the spirit of freedom"

Sieg Heil!

2nd one would make more sense

But why do you dislike Germans? It makes no sense. In 1938 there was just pure love between the countries

You still see the people of germany (and austria) from 50 years ago, but today the picture is really different.

With Germany in the state it is now politically, I agree.

Ideally I'd like to see German peoples united in one uncucked realm.

I understand this is probably an antiquated view.

Austria = boring germany

They are bigger and better at everything regarding SJW and liberal stuff. The austrians are still a bit more rightwing and waaay less butthurt about things. Bavarians are cool tho, so i would gladly trade Bavaria with Vienna (the shithole of Austria)

Well yes I do. I look to the potential of a people, not at what is ahead of me at the moment. This is why I don't give up hope.

Yeah probably never going to happen again, partly because outside forces now know what the united german people are capable of

I really hope that our potential to do great things is not lost!

Aye but look, there is a reason why Hitler wanted to unite all German people under one banner, it is needed to resist the storm.

One must realize that Europe stands and falls with Germany. If Germany falls then all of Europe will fall victim to the people's of the East or the Eternal Anglos

That doesn't make any sense. Asking whether Austria is better than Germany is like asking whether Colerado is better than America.

Well look Germans are hyperefficient people, but not very rebellious. Austrians are more chaotic. It is no coincidence that it was an Austrian such as Hitler that saved Germany and then in return tried to use the power of Germany to save the world

It's a shame.

United Germany has a nice look to it.

Only needs to also annex those Mountain Kikes to the South West and it will be whole again. The Swiss broke off in the 1100s right?

Anyway what fascinates me is that Prussia and Austria were rival empires in the 1800s and at the same time worked towards the common goal of a united Germany. I guess some states are just natural and have to be kept apart artificially.

I actually thinking it's better to leave the Swiss to their own devices. It makes for a convenient neutral ground between Germany, France and Italy, and a location for organizing commerce and banking.

It is interesting. They wanted the same thing with different leadership. I think they go together naturally, the Austrians wanted it after WWI. It's foreign powers that keep Germans apart.

Yeah you are probably right

Isn't it one of the points of the peace deal of the world war that expressively prohibits a union?

Like i said i really hope that we wake up and see that the current state of Europe, Germany and Austria and want to change it drastically. The problem is i don't see any 'awakening' especially from the german people

Outside forces have their own problems. France is dependent on us for their EU, Britain is irrelevant without it's empire, Russia has no economy and America will collapse some time within this century. The only real thing that stands against reunification is the cultural damage the enemy has done as well as the governmental system they've put in place.

Well it wasn't easy back then either. People tend to underestimate the difficulty of things when viewing them from hindsight

The cow stench dialect is part of the problem. The small mindedness is the real root cause.

It takes effort to speak a language properly. Many Austrians spoke an understandable German until a few decades ago. Then the lowest scum took over and Austria has been shit ever since.

But yes, the mountains, the snow, architecture, the bread, desserts and food... all is way better than what Germans have.

Yes, basically

Technically yes, though no one cared last time.

Yes. It seems clear that the Allies sensed the danger of the German peoples. Even Austria-Hungary, with its many problems, stayed in the war for four years and was able to help Germany settle the Eastern Front, hold the entire national war effort of Italy back (Austria having one arm and three fingers tied behind its back), and help subdue Serbia (at least until the Allies came in through Greece) and Romania.

Germany with the added strength of an Austria minus its multicultural woes would have been too much of an eyesore for the Allies.

I meant that outside forces are working on seperating Austrians and Germans, and keeping Germany occupied with these sandnigger poblems. So pretty much what you just said

Austria of course. Beautiful country that fought the sand niggers to death.

Germany is destroying Europe for the fourth fucking time and will be a caliphate soon.

this pic is very cute lol

Bulgaria is interesting. It was called the Prussia of the Balkans, if I recall correctly.

How fares Bulgaria these days?

Essentially back then Germany was a rival to UK as leading economic powerhouse.

Today Germany is a possible threat to US/NATO hegemony over Europe. It makes sense for them to destroy Germany. I guess that is why Putin is fairly friendly to Germany instead

You are confusing Germany with the people invading it

Almost third world, top corruption stats in the EU, outside of the capital wide spread poverty. The worst birth rates in 100 years and overall hopelessness.

People are pro-Russia, but the government sucks Merkel's dick, hard.

There is still pride and resistance here and there, we are brutal toward migrants for example, pic related.

God u stupid prussian protestant go and hide in ur fkn doppelnamen bundesländer!

broke off from Maximilian I. of Habsburg --> so Swiss goes to us!

Mmehmehmehmehmeh

Sanka u Slav-bruder!

Putin realizes what potential the german engineering and the russian resources have. The US historically wanted and still wants to prevent that

Anihilate both.

we wuz kaisers

You won't be missed faglord

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Ancient Sumeria was in Austria. It needs to be a meme

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>Ancient Sumeria was in Austria. It needs to be a meme
proof?

I am well aware of that. Austrians hate everyone who leaves and succeeds somewhere else. I have seen it many times. Only once you are some global celebrity will Austrians “claim you back”. Literally, Austrians are the worst type of people.

Hypocrites, the lot of them.

austria
it's cleaner, has less immigration and is full of austrians

What about lifestyle and value for money?

I like Germany, I’ve been many times, however their constant attempts to conquer Europe are fucking annoying, as are the people being in a left-wing state of hypnosis

I don't know but what I do know is that I want a Vorarlberger gf right now this instant

Eh no I made that up to match his claims, but actually since I got tribs it might actually be true? Who knows?

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Like Hitler! Ahahaha

Austria is a nation with all the good aspects of traditional Germanic culture with not nearly as much degeneracy or
cuckery. Is this even a contest?

>1 vote Austria!
>Throw a shrimp on the barbie, mate.

They're highly weird. Lovely people, but incredibly odd. A similar vibe to what you get in parts of rural Yorkshire or Wales, real left behind types. They do things at their own pace and you'll just frustrate yourself if you attempt to rush them. Expect nowhere to be open at any time, especially on a Sunday or over lunch time (which lasts around three hours). You can eat very well in Austria on a shoestring, providing you can find somewhere that's actually open. In fact, it's the only German speaking country with good food. Beer and wine is cheap, and if you smoke it's a smoker's paradise. Transportation knocks the spots off anything in Germany or Switzerland and they keep the place incredibly clean. It's also, no messing, the most beautiful country in the world.

There are some downsides. The weirdness is the main one. I cannot stress this enough, they're like Belgians with a sense of humour. Expect a full spectrum of autism and odd interests. They're also crap drivers. The food is far too salty and the beer is generally quite bad, but it doesn't matter because gallons of it are available for not a lot and they'll just fill you with wine.

>The food is far too salty and the beer is generally quite bad,

>britbong talking about beer and food

>especially on a Sunday
It's the day of the lord, mate.

>they're like Belgians with a sense of humour.
what are Belgians like?

>Expect a full spectrum of autism and odd interests
Give me an example, I would like to know what kind of weirdos you encountered, also where exactly have you been in Austria?

>The food is far too salty and the beer is generally quite bad,
Too salty in general or do you mean certain shit from our cuisine, also the beer is great, but you can only get so far with this in place. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reinheitsgebot , also to drink real good beer you have to know the small brewers and places that make it.

You and I both know that Austrian beer is even worse than German beer. It somehow manages to be worse.

The food is fine but there is too much salt in it and I tend to salt my food elsewhere.

Mohren and Frastanzer are okay. The latter has an excellent smell. Steigl gave me diarrhea. Gosser was like water. Fohrenburger gave me an instant cluster headache. I quite liked the Vorarlberger Egger, but the regular (gold and green) one was poor. Oettekringer was nearly as bad as Fohrenburger, which is the worst beer I've drank in Europe.

Too salty in general. Everything seems to be covered in salt. I've been to every state in Austria, I had a friend who lived there for two years and when I went to visit him we did a tour of the whole country. Been back a few times to Vorarlberg (Lech, Warth, Montafon) for skiing holdiays.

and I would like to add, Austria has both Beer and Wine in equal measure, but we are really all about making Schnaps

Schnaps is fine. Stroh is something I won't touch again.

Since they both are neighbours The minus wins, no contest.

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France dependant on you for the EU? Only Germany is profiteering from the EU certainly not France, we even voted to no the treaty of Maastricht but Sarkozy (Hungarian jew btw) forced us.

Yeah Stiegl and Otterkringer are known to be bad here in Austria. If you stay at the smaller breweries you should be fine

Fair enough, but Stiegl and Ottakringer are both shit, everybody here knows this. You really can't drink the big name brands, you have to look for smaller ones or often restaurants and hotels make their own beer, which is almost always better, there are like a billion breweries here.

>Stroh is something I won't touch again.
Why not, did you drink Stroh80, haha or don't you like your strong spiced rum.

Now tell me about the weird Austrians you met, then I will tell you how weird they really are.

>Austrians think taking one step outside Austria is dangerous and that only in Austria can one live. Electing a 31yr old metrosexual kid who failed his first 2 law exams for 7yrs is just part of why I left Austria and will never want to return permanently. I want to leave Germany too, but Austria was defintitely worse in the small mindedness, pettyness and fucking cow stench department. Even TV show hosts can’t speak proper German!

have fun getting raped by mohammed you socialist douche

Reverse Anschluss when?

I've been to both countries and Austria wins in every way.

Whatever you say, asshole. The number of Muhammads in Vienna is like 10 times of any German city but Cologne.

Yeah and now we imagine the absolute state of austria, if they would've been subjected to 24/7 reeducation, marxist indoctrination, all-lies war criminal anti-german atrocity propaganda since 1945. Every other country wouldve ceased to exist by now, but we are a phoenix and once again we will win against the anti-german filth with polish jew puppet merkel at the top.

Budapest and Prag are the only true german cities left :>

Czec ubber alles

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>bergjude nonstate with no sense of nationality or culture thinks he has a right to speak on these topics

Germany sucks. Its a shit country. Toothpaste Australia is better.

Austria is the most based country in Europe, love that place. Spent a long time in both countries.

I like Austria. I think Austria and Italy should merge into a single country, to solve once and for all the (((Tyrolese question)))

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Italy should have stayed a part of the Central Powers and attacked France instead of Austria.

From what I've read most of the Italian army pre-entrance to WWI wanted to do that anyway.

Habsburgs

Interesting family. Ruled for so long, had high points and devastating low points. Remember when one tried to become emperor of Mexico with French backing?