Buddhism explained - Philosophical analysis

>be buddha
>rich and fat
>eat like a elephant
>grow fat
>grow fatter
>grow fatter than the planet
>think you've transcended your body when in reality you're just all belly
>think you become one with the universe

You're welcome my future dalai lamas

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Never thought of it that way before, thanks OP

kek.
I like to think of buddhism as the "oh~ maybe just one bite" religion. because of its insincere approach to materialism and pleasure.

but I'm not funny.

Buddha was actuilly skinny.

>Give the one to fly roots to stay and seasons to give. Peace people
dalai lama

The original daili lama was rail thin in body but fat in spirit, that's why the statue is fat

Know ya enemy, boy

>Buddha almost starves himself to death under a tree at one point
>gets depicted as a lardass
But why tho?

that was after the diet coke

Siddharta Gautama ("the Buddha") was not fat. The person depicted is Budai.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budai

Welcome to another episode of "Amerimutts: Education Fail"

Fucking Embarrassing.

Rohingya pls go

Buddha isnt a person you absolute retards

Your Amerimutt is showing.

The fat statue is a Chinese philosopher not Buddha.

see

Fucking christ. Are none of you even cultured enough to read Siddartha by Hermann Hesse? As a westerner you could at least try that.

Australia take off your meme flag.

buddha was a fat loser monkey

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Based desu

Any religion that doesn't even attempt to explain "life, the universe and everything" isn't worth subscribing to

You're an idiot.

T. Triggered lama

Keep eating lardass

Absolute plebs.

But they do describe it. Mandalas can be thought of as a graphical representation. Even the methodology of disposing of it afterwards is metaphor.

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