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wtf happened to the color?
Fake, cities are ALWAYS the first place to get btfo in pandemics. This isn't a real pandemic, it's manufactured stories.
It’s not just hitting Britain, it’s hitting the US extremely hard as well. I’m sure there are more western countries dealing with this as well.
I made it look more scary / realistic
btw Clifornians are dropping like flies too
It's very mild if you can get to it within 4 hours of symptoms. Just zinc your shit up.
Lets see
Overcrowding cannot help
Lads, what's the estimate date for when this thing fizzles out? Couple weeks?
Probably around March, that’s when flu season ends, right? Or do you mean how long it lasts in a single person? For that I’ve seen like 2-3 weeks.
Nobody lives in the City of London, and I doubt there's even a clinic there to report a case. They fucked up and coloured in Greater London on that map.
Still, 1500 flu cases is fuck all in 60 mill with universal healthcare. Only a problem where you've got an underclass to spread it around untreated, like India or Detroit.
Time for some preemptive exterminations?
Gonna roll
You better not be a filthy paki
I think my gran's got it. Pretty fucking bad man
how is the city of london free from a pandemic, this makes no sense
28 days.
cheers
>Pandemic
A pandemic (from Greek πᾶν pan "all" and δῆμος demos "people") is an epidemic of infectious disease that has spread through human populations across a large region; for instance multiple continents, or even worldwide.
What is this, like kangaroo flu?
RIP
I meant the "asians" though
I hope this flu kills me
It’s in Europe and America, considered “widespread” in at least 38 states. Pandemic.
Are you ill?
they got a muslim pandemic
roll
digits for uganda
i'm mentally ill and I believe I'm a danger to society
That's what they get for bringing in the muzzies.
abort
Please not North Korea, please not North Korea
Never. This is a new kind of flu, engineered to replace wh*tes. if you look closely at the facts here, you will notice only wh*tes are contaminated.
Schizophrenic? Tell papa user
PLS A WHITE COUNTRY
Roll for luck!
should have quoted the whole title then.
fuck!
It doesn't even kill, who gives a shit?
yes, I fantasise about hitting chavy kids in the head with a hammer, I'm scared I might do this one day, I want to be locked up for life or die before I end someones life
>I fantasise about hitting chavy kids in the head with a hammer
We all do user, don't worry about it
roll
Roll
Test
better than a hipster pandemic
youtube.com
ROLL
A handful of people get the flu and an even smaller number of already sick people die from it.
Its nothing.
roll-a-rino
no but I'm scared at how close I was going to do it and how real it felt thinking about it
I get to work on a bus and now the kids are back at school I'm scared I might do it
>I fantasise about hitting chavy kids in the head with a hammer
So you're perfectly normal?
Cunt fosters abo cunt crikey Kylie cunts
invest in a car of your own, user. or maybe a bicycle.
Don’t you have free healthcare? Go see a therapist or something.
Where would you even get a hammer? Do you have your hammer license?
Try and see somebody about it, maybe you can get some pills or some shit.
Or a hammer.
I just want pills to end my suffering
roll
Or a hammer.
They'll give you some shit that'll make you feel warm and fuzzy
that will hurt
but it wont last long, I just want to die from some flu or cancer in a painless way
Oh god thank fuck, I thought for a second from the picture everyone was voting labour
rolling
roll
rawl
If you live healthy, don't have a weakened immune system and have good hygiene it's very very very likely that you won't get it
Is there nothing in your life worth holding on to? Nothing that you want to see or do?
no america
no, I just want to live in a fantasy happy world
Pills to fix your head are awful. They're not fun at all.
bacon roll
He wants to hit chavs in the head with a hammer.
Don't let go of your dreams user. Do it for her.
youtu.be
>Hammer Bros theme
I laughed, thanks for that user, it made me feel a bit better :)
Not even joking but maybe you could look into live action roleplaying?
Don't a cunt m8
Just start an anime and masturbation addiction like most of the other regulars here.
Rolling
what do we do
I also fantasise about living in the Monster High universe and I want to live in it in the afterlife
holy fucking shit man. are they wiping out the brexiteer generation before they call a second referendum?
is this what bill gates was making with his mosquitos?
Dam dam daaaaaaaaam.......
Rolllan
>are they wiping out the brexiteer generation before they call a second referendum?
No, they're saving the NHS for a few more years and making next winter go a bit smoother.
hope ur nan feels better user. dose her with shitloads of vitamin c. cure all for fighting diseases
also lemon juice lime juice and honey is just as good as lemsip and u can have as much as u want
Holy. Fucking. Checked.
Thanks for the info.
Are Chavs still a thing or did they assimilate into some other culture now?
Yes, just what i wanted
it makes perfect sense.
Obviously it only affects white people
Thanks man, my grandad was a gp when gp's were actually good at their jobs, I'm sure he'll know what to do.
Hoping for a respawn on same region.
MONKEY PAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
Hm
i hate giving cunts like you (yous) but then again why would i care enough to hate is it jelousy? no for i have experienced the euphoric ecstasy a (you) may grant i am enlighted pic very much so related
rolllllll
Healthcare worker here.
I had the flu the other week bro. Knocked me off my feet for a good 4 days. Still sort of recovering.
This year is a bitch.
Sounds like bullshit tbqh, haven't heard anything about this, and the big cities are hit first. The fact that all the UK is colored red but London isn't is just retarded.
rollin
tell me now, what are we, supposed to do?
Roll
London hospitals probably havent been reporting thats why.
Let's go 34
roll
Good thing I've got nothing on for a couple weeks
man up faggot. hitting someone with a hammer is fucking degenerate. It basically makes you a fucking pussy.
Learn how to fight, take a martial arts class, and then you can fucking twat the little cunts when they annoy you and you'll probably be a youtube hero.
why would you need a hammer user? and if you had a hammer, why fucking hit them in the head? thats straight up murder for a start, and something tells me you wouldnt suit prison, but more to the point, legs, arms, fingers, knees, feet.....all of these things hurt more and wouldnt make you an unmitigated psychopath.
T.Brother's friend was beaten to death by his sisters new boyfriend...with a hammer.....suck your womb in faggot, fight like a man and theres no shame even in losing, fight like a bitch and theres no glory in winning