Confession time thread

What are your guilty pleasures Sup Forums would never accept? last two threads were fun, go!

i wear a hijab while sucking dick

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I still listen t.A.T.u

I like yelling hail Satan as I drive by busy church parking lots, just did it today...

i pay women to touch me sexually

I think that Jews who accept Christianity should be spared from the gassings.

I shave my balls with the same razor I use to shave my face

>shitting shirtless

college football

brappppp is my fetish

Its maybe offtopic but "Panama bank" isnt the best level in Chaos theory

>smoke weed
>30+ and single

at least I never race mixed

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all the things she said running thru my head

If you can't shit shirtless with the door open then you're not free, brother.

You mean, you've never had sex.

holy degenerate

these are fine

>shaving balls with a razor
that takes some balls

I fucked 7 girls and 1 guy

do you at least sanitize it with rubbing alcohol between usage on balls and face?

I practice jewish magick from king solomon

I love jewesses

I am the head writer of a comedic educational porn series that covers a different fetish each episode.

Same desu. I also listen to a lot of Taylor Swift and sometimes listen to some Spice Girls.

i pick out some of the longer hairs that get stuck between the blades

I listen to Klendathu Drop at least 10 times a day

I'm addicted to sissy hypnosis pornography. I'm not gay. I have no desire to be a tranny. It's just the bottom of the slippery slope of weirder and weirder porn that I've found myself on. Don't be like me, listen to Varg. Stop masturbaiting.

THIS

How can a 14 yo drive?

Black chicks... In the ass.

Realizing I would have been a Nazi party member in 1930s Germany...and being ok with it.

I have a bit of yellow fever. Only attracted to nips though. Rest are gas chamber worthy.

Though It's not that a problem when I still feel for a qt slovene grill

Fuck off shill, you data mining cunt

You should sanitize it user...

Femanon here. I like to fuck black men while my white boyfriend watches.

I wish I was a real life furry. Also I can only get off to furry porn.

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I have to agree with this.

I masturbate to this tranny sometimes. However I haven't jacked off in two weeks.

I smoke weed instead of taking pain killers due to my job. Weed Jew > Pills Jew, right?

>wishes to be an animal

Almost otherkin,you get the rope. Only straight normal degenerate furfags are spared.

Unfortunately this. For the love of God save yourselves.

I watch Monster High (a cartoon/doll for girls)

The organically grown thc jew

I tug my unit daily to gay porn while telling everyone else here to nofap

Next step: You become the girlfriend

First gf was Pakistani and is still a friend of mine.

>and one guy

Smoking weed and used to be a hippie fag all about that love shit

When I was a young we'd all pile into the back of a pickup and ride into the ghetto and egg the nogs. One of my buddies was a stock boy at Publix at the time. He would take all the out of date eggs plus whatever else he could steal and set them out back. We'd come by and scoop them up and head into the night loaded to the gills with eggs. The most we had was around seventy dozen one night. Amazing we were never shot. Good times.

That’s nothing to be ashamed of

Is there any other way?

I love Furry girls

If all goes according to plan I am going to marry a biracial man

I belief the VOC did nothing wrong.

Nas nie dogoniat!

Israel has my full support. They are the tip of the spear in stopping Islam.

I listen to Tyler the Creator and Kendrick Lamar; GKMC is one of my favorite albums
I enjoy the works of Michael Chabon
I watch moe anime at night

>couldn't take Vienna or Naples
>something drunk magyar and a handful of Saxon mercenaries did

I beat niggers up every day. I usually do it on my way home from work. I get off and put on a pair of dock Martin's with red laces then I go to this little convenience store that sells lotto tickets and crack pipes and I step on some pavement apes shoes. As soon as they start moving their chimp lips I punch them in their mouth and kick them in the balls and leave. About 1/4 of all niggers in my town have visible scara from my daily beatings. I only take two days off a week but so far I have been doing this for six weeks. I see a nigger, I beat a nigger

Should throw an egg at them when your done.

I have a serious addiction to pinkillers but I'm functioning with a job.

I'm addicted to anal sex (with women) every girlfriend I've had I've fucked in the ass numerous times and 95% of the porn I watch is anal.

When I'm high on pain pills, I love playing video games.

Smoke weed and read yaoi.
Ill gas myself

I only fuck escorts because normie women in my town are almost all coalburners

>otherkin
There's a big difference between wishing you were a furry and thinking you are one.

Cool story.

Let me know when our country has the balls to call Islam what it is, and fight it like the deadly enemy that it is.

Islam will ultimately destroy us, with some violence, but mostly subversion and breeding.

They are more dedicated than we are.

Only Israel has the capacity and willpower to kill Muslims in a way that needs to be done, when the next World War comes. That's the real reason they are so hated in the Middle East.

>tfw you fap to lesbian porn and have no desire to "be the man" anymore

Thats why I said almost.
There are limits. Stick to them.
And please tell me thats the only fetish you have.

Only think I can think of is most of the music I listen to is by black musicians (blues), but I doubt most of Sup Forums would care.

Good goy

>the absolute state of english men

yes it is

The only reason they can or do any of those things is because of Israel and the Jews.
The dumb Goys like you are too blind to realize the goal is the Kalergi plan and the Jews are behind mass immigration for a more docile populace.

I listen almost exclusively to k-pop/k-hop

I'm a fan of My Little Pony.

What website do you use and what was the best escort you fucked?

No. Not wasting an egg on bigger. I do get cigarette butts that still have a good bit of cigarette left and empty the tobacco and then I put in gunpowder from fireworks and stud about an inch of tobacco back in and I randomly leave them around or put them on top of ash trays so coons will blow their filthy fangs out

I pretend to be a shill sometimes just to wind anons up.

Post tits

Im sarcastig and I almost always say things straight even it hurts other people and then I suffer.... and I keep it going...I cant be close to other people

literally intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense humor

have you watched Monster High?

Heh, so we're in a similar boat. Do you watch the videos or just listen to the music?

I jack off to gay porn. I'm not gay and after I finish I'm like eugh fuck that's disgusting but when I'm horny as hell I'm like fuck it

I can be quite attracted to half breed nigresses.

I've been in a monogamous homosex relationship for almost a decade, and I wouldn't trade it for the world.

Both, I have a 10 hour playlist on Spotify but I also watch MVs since the only Twice songs are blocked in the US besides the japanese versions.

Gather 'round anons. It's story time.

When I was twelve we read Anne Frank's uncensored diary in history class. It was pretty boring at first but when we got to the part she fantasizes about a baby coming out of her tight vagina, I got the biggest hard-on of my life. Literally made my dick diamonds. Luckily this was at the very end of the school day so I managed to keep my boner up long enough to get home and hop into bed. Spent the whole weekend masturbating to the thought of Anne Frank pregnant and giving birth. Best nut of my life.

I'm almost 24 so that means I've been masturbating to pregnant Anne Frank fantasies literally half of my life.

I'm in a gay inter-racial relationship. I rationalize it because making mixed children isn't a possibility. Also I only hate jews and blacks. Asians are pretty alright in my book.

i unironically watch interracial cuckold porn when my penis has taken control over my head.
as soon as i finish (and i finish fast at that point) i close the tab and feel disgusted for an hour.
i suspect this comes out of a general fetish of "ignoring the taboo" or "doing bad things i'm not supposed to do".

Weed, hentai, being 21 and single. I've got loads.

I like pop music, mostly women like Hannah Montana. Her song about Malibu is pretty good listen.

Adolescent girls...

Deep down I believe every man feels the same attraction. But I don't want my skull bashed in, so I'll never openly debate it.

I fuck non white girls.

I can be attracted to pubescent (12 or possibly 11.)

No shame in being attracted to something that can breed.

We know user you tell us every fucking day.

I thought this was adolescent

yeah no, most people are revolted by this except fags and kikes

Enjoying Cheeki breeki and Hardbass

I only jerk off to BBW porn.

Khazir Milkers are amazing.