GLOBAL WARMING CAUSES TIDES TO FALL

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
actually i think they did

They are though.

FUCKING SCIENCE DENIERS. Global Warming causes the ocean to RISE and SINK. It's win win for us, and we'll move the goal posts until YOU FUCKING GET IN LINE. Accept our socialist economic policies NOW!

Al Gore btfo

Are you sure the drain at the bottom of the ocean didn't unplug itself?

collapse of liberal dogma

SINK??

WHAT?!?!!?!?

Climate change is obviously a scam made up by the environmental industry and third world shit holes. I'm 32, if anything it's gotten colder over the course of my lifetime. I live in the most low lying area of the country. The ocean has not risen at all. Why are we sacrificing our global competitiveness and bidding up our cost of living for this non-sense?

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>Sub-zero temperature for weeks across the U.S.?
>Global warming

>Sinking ocean levels?
>Global warming

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They say 97% of scientists agree. What they don't say is every single one of those scientists are receiving some sort of government funding. If they didn't have some kind of crisis to tackle they would go under.

>Larger mass of water attracted by the moon
>Attracts more water from the low-tide side of Earth
DUR DA URF CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME
On that note, any Chifags looking forward to upper forties and rain ten days after a one degree high?

I no longer have faith in science for that reason.

>Hurricanes and wildfires happen because of climate change

Ice, in a deviation from most materials, takes up more volume than it's liquid form. Think ice cubes in a shot. The level of the whisky rise in proportion to the volume of the ice. When ice melts, the water takes up less volume and, consequently, the level of whisky drops.

Icebergs melting should produce lower sea levels in a hotter world. In a (much) colder world, a lot of glaciation takes place on land and all that frozen water causes sea level rises (and catastrophic flooding) once it melts.

> “LOL, we were just pretending to be retarded.”

At the very least will paid leftist operatives in the meteorological and climate fields admit that they have NO CLUE what the impacts of changing temperatures will be? If they at least said that I would just ignore them rather than hate and fight back against them

because ice expands and displaces the water.

So what now? Are we are going to be told to be "green" so that the ocean floor doesn't collapse into the core of the Earth and set off a million volcanoes?

>"Lets just make some more shit up for those sweet contracts"

you ok there fagot?

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Its because all you faggots drinking water. Your going to end up drinking the world supply. We need to lower the human population, its drinking everything up YOU PIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And salty liberal tears makes the ocean rise back up.

What they dont say is that they lied. The looked at published papers and decided, arbitrarily with no formal methodology posted, which were pro, neutral and against climate change. They didnt ask opinions, they didnt ask permission, they just made the decision based on what you wrote. Papers did not need to be expressly about climate change either. You could mention something pro climate change, which, again, is undefined in the methodology, and it would count as pro climate change.

Despite this, they still had to use neutral papers as being pro climate change. Its a lie. You cant get a 97% consensus on any scientific topic. Otherwise you have chosen a poor sample space and are intentionally lying.

You don’t understand, evil white people are causing so much harm to the environment that global warming is actually doing the exact opposite of what we predicted it would do which is actually worse because it means the global warming is even worse now because we will have global cooling first.

My mistake, heavier water mass is causing the ocean floor to sink. OP title threw me off.

Could somebody explain to me why Canada becoming warmer and sandniggers frying up is a bad thing

Heheheheh...hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I swear if liberals weren't constantly calling themselves God's gift to intelligence I'd remember the left is the stupidest fucking group of people to hold power or influence in America.

Ice is less dense than water. It makes sense

is it really that hard to remember anyway?

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Have you read the article?
>So much extra water is being added into the world’s oceans from melting glaciers that the ocean floor is sinking underneath its increasing weight.

Grounded ice/ice shelves melting should increase sea the sea level though. They don't float, so their volume is much larger than the amount of water they displace.

You dumb snownigger the heat is gonna bring more over here

35 here. Remember when we were kids and global cooling was the problem. Living in MN I was so happy when they switched it to global warming cuz I figured Minnesota winters would ease.

97% of scientists agreed the sun revolved around the Earth.

Well duh! More water in ocean = heavier ocean. Heavy ocean = sinks because it presses down sand underneath with more force.

YOU FUCKING IDIOTS, DON"T YOU KNOW GLOBAL WARMING CAUSES THE SEA LEVELS TO FALL AND THE TEMPERATURE TO DROP. YOU BEST PAY CARBON TAX AND SUBSIDES FROM SOLOR PANELS GOYS

Global warming would be great for us. Lets make MN the new Florida.

>consequently, the level of whisky drops
That's not why your glass is getting empty, user

I actually did not, see

google.com/amp/s/amp.livescience.com/61328-ocean-bottom-is-sinking.html

Minnesota will be the last stand. Fresh water. Smart white people. Farmland. Too bad we are importing nigs to pluck turkeys hand over fist.

Ye verily verily, the Jews speak their native tongue, that of lies, for truth lies not within them. The tides and seas rise and fall by commandment of the Lord and by no other means.
Kikes BTFO.

even the will of the universe loves to shit all over the left

somaliopolis and her twin city arent white LUL

Do you believe it rational that more water could cause the ocean floor to sink?

>article: Sea levels will rise but the sea floor will drop due to the extra weight of the melted ice (similarly areas that used to have large amounts of frozen ice will rise due to the lower weight)
>Sup Forums: huuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

So then what's the problem? Underneath sand is stone, it's not like all the water in the ocean is going to pour into the core and evaporate.

I can't wait until "climate refugees" becomes the excuse they tell Euros to let in boat people.
Its gonna be hilarious.

>its a fact that our policies caused the issue with what right will you turn our victims away!

lol

what was holding the ice up before???

Was it magical floating ice??

ice weighs the same as the water it becomes when it melts. this is basic science.

Wait a second, earth is covered with oceans so that would mean that the crust is now compressing itself. The pressure would have to be released in some ways. I can see some (((scientists))) telling us that volcanic activity is now due to climate change.

Makes perfect sense, stop denying reality you fucking creationist, THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

so the ice was weightless before it melted ?

>YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Bet your ass they did.

Wow never heard of this before, why would they hide this?

line them all up and shoot them

really soaks the ol cashews

Their claim is the ice on land melting increases the amount of water in the ocean, which subsequently causes the ocean to sink.
I still don't understand the problem. This means the sea level won't rise.

oh no no no no no
*inhales*

post the unedited version.

>being such a brainlet that you don't understand the concept of thermal expansion
B-bu the waters go in da ocean, it go ub!

The tweet says glaciers which are on land. Glaciers melting would raise water levels.

It's 2018 does weather really still need to exist?

>the ocean is sinking
So... there's more land to live on now? Isn't that the EXACT opposite of what climate scientists are predicting?

>thermal expansion
See

The problem is they've set up the concept of global warming to be completely unfalsifiable. No matter what happens, they'll always have a post-hoc explanation for why X is happening or the reason for Y prediction not taking place like in the model, etc etc etc.

We also tend to go through eco "fads". I remember when I was a kid in the 90s, and all the rage was about the destruction of the rain forests. Then it was the antarctic ozone hole. Then it was global warming. And before I was around, there was shit about the coming ice age.

WRONG
IT SAYS THE OCEAN IS SINKING YOU CLIMATE DENIER

The earth's crust, retard.
You have 2 choices, either
1-find the exact quote that lead you to believe I said liquid water weighs more when melted
2-Shut the fuck up and stop posting

I even outright said some areas would rise. Turns out the earth's crust isn't made of unobtanium, and when it's subjected to a load, it deforms, like every single other material in existence. Wow who would have thought?
Really my only surprise is that it wasn't factored in earlier, I thought it was.

Anyways, this whole thing is about the spread of a load. With warming, both sea ice and cap ice melts. However, sea ice will have zero effect in either direction on either the sea floor of sea level (Archimedes' principle blah blah blah). However, cap ice will melt off the continents and end up the ocean, raising the level. The change in load will raise parts of the plates were ice use to be, i.e not in the ocean, on land, and the melt water's weight with lower the parts of the crust where it now is, i.e the ocean, obviously.

Too bad they said glaciers which is irrelevant to that fact. Any melting glaciers will raise sea levels because it was ice water not part of that system.

>Burger education

They're literally traitors selling out the country knowingly to skim money off green technology and hyping carbon movements while actually damaging America and giving away our riches to any country that will take them.

Sounds ad hoc.

Global warming caused huge snowfall in Antartica that restored all the ice!

google.com.au/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/energy-environment/wp/2018/01/03/large-antarctic-snowfall-increases-could-counter-sea-level-rise-scientists-say/

It means sea level rise will be lower than predicted. A good news presumably. It will still occur, it's not a zero sum game.

being a Canada shill

Uhm the mass is still the same when it melts what are they even talking about

>European gullibility

google.com.au/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/energy-environment/wp/2018/01/03/large-antarctic-snowfall-increases-could-counter-sea-level-rise-scientists-say/

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What else is new?
Or are you actually being sarcastic?
You aren't retarded enough to NOT know that wildfires and hurricanes are symptoms of global warming, and also the fact that they are in general increasing in magnitude and frequency?
Are you actually so intellectually dishonest to yourself? To your children (although I doubt you have any tbqhwyf)? I dont even understand what youre gaining from denying a very simple truth.
>party over country
more like ego over country with you retards

Lol

>ICE IS MELTING INTO THE OCEAN
>THE OCEAN IS SHRINKING
>DRUMPF IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!

FUCK YOU DRUMPFFFFFFF FOR HEATING UP THE EARTH WITH YOU DIET PEPSI YOU RACIST!!!!!!

Now this is the problem, the implementation. However it seems Sup Forums is more concerned about "debunking" something that is very likely true.n Most if not all economic analysis done on "green" technology is done dishonestly.

the arctic, the thing that is supposed to melt, is entirely ice. theres almost no land in canada's north. its solid ice for vast majority of it. if it melts, its gone. theres no land melting.

I had a drink of water with ice in it when the ice melted if overflowed and flooded my entire countries Melbourne and Sydney are both underwater now and my family live in a canoe

I could possibly have something to do with the buoyant force, considering ice floats on liquid water, so it might be possible that the same amount of liquid water "weighs" more than the equivalent mass of ice when you add it to more water.

can we sink the ocean even further by tossing our dead into the black abyss?

Nice bait strayan
Calis fire is because of you so thanks for burning down cali hahahahahaha
All those eucalyptus trees and their HIGHLY flammable sap keep burning and burning.
After 100 years to mature THEY BURN DOWN
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Fantastic.

Well the solar and wind industry is complete bullshit. They are the worse way to generate power. They are unreliable power sources. They create massive power surges and fuck the grid by causing phase shifts which decrease efficiencies and cause prices to raise. In fact it cost more in power loses than they provide. New York, Florida and Hawaii are perfect examples, they have the most solar panels and have the highest energy costs.

Its all a fucking scam and never will amount to anything without PR and "Climate Change". Meanwhile thorium molten salt reactors are ignored in the west while China pours billions into them.

>When it's too cold
CLIMATE CHANGE!
>When it's too hot
GLOBAL WARMING!!
>When the weather is fine.
STOP DENYING CLIMATE CHANGE!! THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED!!!

>Importing anything from Australia
>thinking it won’t kill you somehow

Wew lads

>YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

1) planet gets hotter
2) more moisture in air
3) moist air moves to a colder part of planet.
4) more snow falls.

High school science.

Come on. Some of those mills will power a whole tv (if it's small enough).

>YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Yes you can, the press does every day.

an amerimutt with his typical IQ

Then how does it melting increase the weight of the ocean? Its mass is already accounted for if it is floating.

So what you're saying is we should dig out the ocean floor.