Name a single country that could compete with the stats of the American

Name a single country that could compete with the stats of the American.

Did you make this?

Nice quads btw

QUADS boi

Literally ever other country in terms of quality of life, education, healthcare.. etc

idk its stats but Israel must be way up there since USA is their bitch

Doesn't mean shit when the American is stacked with STR and CHA, you cannot defeat the tank potato boy.

What are Trump's stats?

>Name a single country that could compete with the stats of the American.

Strength 9
Intelligence 1
Dexterity 4
Vitality 10
Charisma 9
Cuck modifier 0.0

...la creatura...

Holy shit that guy looks just like me when my hair grows and i brush it back

...

la abominacion

EL MORENAZI

>Aus intelligence 5
Should be a 3 fool

le 0.2% face

No im not talking about that im talking about OP's pic related it looks like me brown eyes, black hair, and Caucasian skin and buff. My hair is dark brown black and when i brush it i look very similar to pic related especially my lips there really pink and i have no facial hair

when am I getting my 56% RPG?

...

Whatever you say

Holy fuck an irl mutt
eye colour?

living embodiment of the muttmerican meme.its true after all

What?

Sure whatever

if your eyes are brown you're not white in this case

Hey man, are you from Mexico or Venezuela ?

Checked

Mexico why?

Well first of all lots of white people have brown eyes but anyway i never said i was white

>STR 9
Oh Bruce thats only one point less then America you have to lower that number to like a 7

Lower INT and STR and it's accurate. Also needs a summon spell for the ghost of steve irwin or sumshit

Strength 8
Intelligence 6
Dexterity 4
Vitality 9
Charisma 10
Cuck modifier 0.5

Specials:
>Spell - Wall build
+3 Strength +3 Vitality
>Passive - Fire and fury
-4 Intelligence when equipped with Twitter

>insulting joey

>mfw i saw a guy like this today

We're the future wyte bois you can't compete with our BBC

>Not having 5.6 for each one

Lost a great meme opportunity

Yeah but dude........ Ameriba has guns, so that means better. Quality of life, crime, happiness, etc dont matter!

>GERMAN

>STR: 5
>INT: 7
>DEX: 3
>VIT: 5
>CHA: 7
>Cuck Mod: 2.0 x

>Passive: Guilt Economy / Overreach
>Gains +1 CHA and DEX each for every allied character of the same type as the last opponent damaged by the German. Suffers -1 VIT each for every remaining opponent of that type.

>Cast: Awaken / Blitzkrieg
>The German changes type to Nazi, automatically drawing aggro from all Anglo-type characters allied or otherwise, but nullifying his Cuck Modifier and gaining +2 to all stats until no enemies of a different culture class remain in the game or he is defeated.

Could be a close call.

>mfw this thread
Is the whole world really this jealous of us?
I guess its kinda sad when you think about it, but we cant all be American now can we?

>Weaknesses
>stingrays

That "CHA" stat was supposed to be a 5. Admit it, few of you stay mad at us for long.

we have the best healthcare and universities in the world, you little fire-haired hobbit. why do you shitstains always say the same crap when YOU KNOW IT ISN'T TRUE???

Fuck off Kraut. I've hated Krauts for 37 years. Every since my first birthday.

here you go hans

>literal shitskin.

>imgflip.com

>few of you
Will telling you that's fine just make it worse?

Cool, that one's getting saved.

Ching chong Bing bong, baby

>best healthcare

omfg hes serious