Post based names for your future white children

Boy names
>Atlas
>Achilles
>Leonidas
>Wolfgar
>Ulfric
>Ragnar
>Magnus
>Maximus


Girl names
>Valencia
>Olympia
>Arcadia
>Matilda
>Astrid
>Runa
>Artemis
>Athena
>Selene


What do you think Sup Forums? Good names or too LARPish?

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Way too LARPish desu.

I'll be naming my kids Irish names anyways.

if male.. "Devil".. if female "Devilette".. white kids are an abomination and just a continuation of a race that is fundamentally evil.

>future children

none of us are going to make it out of the matix alive user.

If it was a boy I would name my kid Oswald

Got any specific Irish names in mind? Which of mine do you think would be the least LARPish? I don't want to name my kids names that 3 million other people currently have.

Too LARPish. I would like to have a boy just so I could name him Augusto, tho. :^)

yeah, those names have to go with similar sounding last names or it doesnt work.

>Ulfric Smith
doesnt fucking work

Flemish girl names are the best:

Nele
Elke
Karolien
Kirsten
Mirte

>Boy names
>no Alexander

DAS RITE GR*EK BOI
KEEP TO YOUR OWN

Atlas is a pretty cool name. Valencia for the girl.

I'll probably call my first boy Cathal (pronounced something like cah hil) and first girl (god forbidding I have one) Niamh (nee-ov).

Boy
>Friedrich
>William
>Bernard
>Steven
>Richard
Girl
>Rita
>Bridget
>Sheila
>Suzanne
>Mary

Alexander and all its forms, is perhaps the coolest boy name

I like the sound of Alexander, or Maximilian. Wolfgang is also a brilliant name but I don't want to sound like a Germaboo

I know how you feel man. I don't want any girls, either. Chances are, no matter how I'd raise them, they'd grow up to be the typical, Western normie sluts. Cathal is a pretty cool name.

>male
Haus

>female
Kalyna
Katya
Something else idk

>Arcadia

Leave.

Renwal, Hadrian, Conath for the boys & Rose, Eni, Jess for the girls.

Vetle is my name

Leif, vegard, Terje, ask, bjorn, ulf

All these are good.

Are you fucken kidding me who the fuck would call their kid wolfgar

Like little nigga get called on in kindergarten to present a collage or some shit, 'wolfgar, come on up'

Fucking wolfgar

>Alexander
>Maximilian
>Wolfgang

These names are too grandiose to be putt on a kid's shoulders.

Every great man has to start somewhere

>Artemis

>Ulfric
>Magnus

Someone’s been playing too much Skyrim

>I don't want to name my kids names that 3 million other people currently have.

You don't even realize that you're on par with the making up shitty "modern" names

>not naming your son Flavius Valerius Aurelius Constantinus Augustus

kys cunt

Mohamed

>not moving to ancapistan and naming your first born son Adolf

do you even Sup Forums?

>aesthetic
>e
>s
>t
>h
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>i
>c

Boys:
Johann
Alfred
Grant
Ian
Andrew
Richard
Girls:
Holly
Veronica
Jenny
Heather
Ashley
April

I don't remember there being a Magnus.

Most of the cool Euro names are common here in their Italianized form, even Germanic ones like Carlo or Federico, not even need to get into weird territory unless I want to resuscitate some of those who fell sort of in disuse like Traiano/Tito/Cornelio/Achille.

I'm fairly optimist on calling my firstborn son Claudio or Flavio or Marco.

What the fuck is this? The Elder Scrolls?

This alone is the reason you're a virgin. Waaaay too larpy. Just name your kids after yourself or a grandparent

Those are the the fucking gayest names I've ever seen. Achilles? Maximus? What is this fucking Gladiator bullshit?

James
Nicholas
Jason
Richard

Name that faggot a nice white name. Not some shit from a comic book

>not naming your kid Styrbjörn or Torbjörn

just björn is pretty plebby desu

Chad Titus of house Thundercock

Please rate this name

2/2

10/10 desu

Arthur
Alfred
Alexander
Max
William
Richard
Henry
John

Elizabeth
Maria
Rose/Rosie
Lily
Annie

If it's a boy : Marc or Mark depending on whether we settle in France or England

Zuckerberg ruined it though :(

Perhaps your son. But not mine. Since mine isn't a fucking faggot.

Something like this is happening here. I don't know why, but both Enzo and Valentina got really popular lately. Shit is, people with Italian ancestry aren't the ones giving their children these names.

12/10 stealing this name

>Valencia
Whats with americans naming children after cities?
>Spanish anons laugh with me

Quit being an autist please. Reflect your nation and ethnicity.

English last name? English first name, for example.

Fantastic list of names. Better than Achilles the Maximus Faggimus

boi
>Jamal
>Darrel
>lil nigg
>young money

gurl
>lakesia
>roselyn
>terri
>baby moma

Your kids will get bullied, and by sounds if it, so was OP

You guys aren't just going to name your first-born son after yourself? Do you guys like your own name?

Nice stripper names

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Boy names
>Biff
>Boosh
>Beef
>Chad
>Maximum

girl names
>Mercedez
>Missle Toe
>Tits
>Margarine

yes, whats your name: first and last

What if you name your kid Xerxes, ain't nobody going to bully him.

Tiber Septim

Girl
>Havarti

I would name my son Sue so he is forced to grow up tough. But I forgot that it's 2018 and he'll just grow up to be a trap.

I'll name my son building, because what's tougher than a building

I would like to give my first son my father's first name.

a plane

Boys:
Henrique
Afonso
Roberto
Vicente
Gonçalo

Girls:
Helena
Leonor
Ilda

Some nice portuguese names. They are so rare here.

Helen is god tier

if you aren't naming your kids after relatives, you're a larper wrapped in a fag inside a cuck

My first son will have my father and grandfather's name:

Thomas Richard

>testicleese
>vaginus
>krypton
>rumpus magnus
Calm the fuck down there, Braveheart. There's nothing wrong with shit like Michael or Julian. That's trad enough without dressing the kid in a fucking toga.

>naming your kids after historical badasses is gay

What if your relatives have plebbish names? What then? Should I name my son Phineas just because my hypothetical deadbeat dad was named Phineas?

.t forever alone virgin neckbeard

Boy
>Ike
>Zephiel
>Hector
>Nerevar
>Kylo
Girl
>Priscilla
>Mandy
>Neravarine
>Haruka
>Fjorm

They all have decent short versions - Alex, Max, Wolf.

>testicleese vaginus

Beren and Stein

>naming your son after Mel Gibson characters is cool

Roland.

I hope you never have children you fucking autist

Good name. Shame its so often stolen by niggers.

Another name if you want a homo son

Cornelius cumbum

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Girls:
- Shaneequa
- Keisha
- Shabanga
- Leshaniqua
- Laqueesha
- Sharkisha
- KWEEN
- CLEOPATRA

Boy
- Tyrone
- Jamal
- Rashid
- Muhammad
- Khafre
- TUTAKHAMIN
- KANG

I will name them after various guys with high kda:
Adolf
Josef
Mao
Genghis
etc.

if boy

>Adolfo

if girl

>Sofia

Imagine being this guys kid in geography class.
>teacher: Hey Atlas!
>Atlas:Yes Madam?
>teacher:Come hold the globe for a second.

My name is unironically the Spanish version of Adolf

Yes I'm a spic, fight me

>Adolfo
He will be bullied for it tugabro.

I had a black friend named (I shit you not)
>Eoj Diquante Jerael Johnson
His dad named him Eoj because his name was Joe and Eoj is Joe backwards

Oh mate, don't tell me that. It's a good strong name, I don't want it to be associated with nigs.

this

white names sound corny and weak

black names are strong and alive

n.no... I'm a total Uber-Chad who will score a white wife one day.... heh...

I hope your children get bullied.

I don’t know over there, but here a kid would definitely get bullied over that name.

In Portugal and France its already a nigger name. Shame such a noble name with an attachment to such a noble hero got nigged.

My name is only pronounceable in my country, which means whenever someone who speaks English or wherever will find it strange.

Just hang me.

Naming my son Vegeta

>Trying this hard

You might as well be a nigger.... Good lord

Great names if you believe in constructive bullying

Boys
>Alfonso
>Peter
>James
>Justin
>Charles
>Rigel
>Alan
>Caesar
>Leonardo

Girls
>Ericka
>Belinda
>Helen
>Diana
>Callisto
>Phoebe
>Roberta
>Marlyn
Rate pls

Herschel

>not naming your child Clodweg
Enjoy your childs immediate depression.

>Vinicius dos Santos Retardjinho
>Iago Sudoku Silva Retrogado
Brazilians should eat their asses before speaking about names. You are worse than americans.