What happened to the Brazilian who made threads telling people not to immigrate to Brazil because foreigners are too...

What happened to the Brazilian who made threads telling people not to immigrate to Brazil because foreigners are too stupid and unqualified. I’m going to Brazil in April. I need to talk to him

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He got favela'd

Those threads were fucking hilarious
>all the anons that lived in rich countries like Switzerland and Norway begging the Brazil user to allow them to immigrate to his shithole of a country

You're not welcome here.

The Jew fears the Macaco.

the answer to your question is that you are still a faggot

CMOOOOON BRO PLEASE I JUST WANT TO IMMIGRATE TO YOUR FIRST WORLD CRIME FREE COUNTRY BRO ITS NOT EASY LIVING IN THIRD WORLD AMERICA BRO PLEAAAAASE LET ME IMMIGRATE ILL DO ANYTHINGGGG

>be me
>bored and adventurous after college
>get TEFL cert
>join an ESL agency
>get sent to Brazil(wanted Argentina)
>living in relative squalor
>electric heater attached to shower head
>only could afford Skol beer
>couldn't trust taxi services
>could only venture out in 20% of the city

Reconsider your little trip user, unless you are visiting Curitiba or Florianopolis. Fortaleza, Rio, Sao Paulo and Belo Horizonte are complete and utter shitholes. Not only are they shitholes, but they are dangerous shitholes. You can't trust the cabbies, waitstaff, bartenders and hotel staff. Think, Joe Pesci in Casino where he gets all the tips across Vegas, but instead of doing heists, you are getting gunned down in the streets for a pair of Nike shoes at the hands of some favela monkey. Its bad user....so bad.

This thread was mostly just to mess with the brazilfag but yeah I really am going to Brazil. Londrina, Parana. That city is harmless and I know people there

lmao are u sure u want to? do you have a death wish? i think u are better off being sacked than coming down here

Yeah, as long as you know someone. Thankfully I befriended an off-duty police officer who turned out to be a good guy. Spent a lot of time barhopping and clubbing with him.

please come to Brazil

me

and I used to post a girl with a hijab

those things prevail

Londrina is a great city. Maringa (I guess 100 miles from Londrina) is considered to be the best city in Brazil. The most polite people are there imo. The city is full of japanese immigrants and It's quite peaceful. It can get pretty hot during the summer tho. But I think you will like it.

You guys have a culture of criminality, only bested by our niggers here. But over there, the crippling poverty makes it sensible.

Yes I’ve already bought the tickets, my mind has been made, I’m finally out of shithole America and into beautiful Brazil (Atleast for a couple months)
>thankfully I befriended an off duty police officer
That sounds like the plot to a movie hahaha
Glad to hear you made it out alive

Did you came to Curitiba user? What was your impression?

>crippling poverty makes it sensible
I wouldn't know I don't live anywhere near poor people

There are many Brazils

RIP, user 1991~2018

Darwin predicted his death.

Quick fact:
Curitiba and Florianipolis have a higher murder rate than São Paulo. In fact, São Paulo both capital and state have the LOWEST murder rate in Brazil, which are lower than Russia's.

My girl is from there so we visited her family. Amazing, but kinda cold. The people were awesome and it was safer than most of our US cities. Really good nightlife and most of the staff could speak conversational English. My favorite city in SA, with the second being Bogota.

Quick fact: São Paulo crime rates are completely made up and the only thing preventing it from skyrocketing is the PCC.

I don’t understand why you would make those threads but they made me kek good job user
I’ve heard nothing but good things about that city from my friends that live there

I didn't get that impression at all. But I was also with my girlfriend and her family, who own a bunch of denim factories and a are well off. We hit up the nice areas.

Died, probaly stabbed or shot by a nigger.

BRAZIL THREAD! CHOOSE YOUR BUNDAS!

> Completely made up
Prove it, southpardo.
Facts are better than anecdotal.

those were good times

Well those threads really had good advice

You're going to Londrina so you should be fine but don't ever go to any other State except for maybe SC.

You really do lack competence to compete with the locals and all other stuff mentioned but not for the reasons you think

cOME HERE
I LOVE My countyr

roll

most part of the murders in SP are from niggers being killed by niggers(cops who snort coke)

brasil is a normie contry
mostly normies and poor people
and middle class coxinhas and also some rich people in the cities

I found Fortaleza to be the most dangerous. Fortaleza felt like a powder keg. At any moment, it felt as though you could end up in a bad position with no way out. It just seemed to be rife with criminal predators.

yes PCC has civilized SP somehow

We dont like jew's slaves.

SP still has italian blood, they say

what is pcc?
i live here and i don't even

roll

But honestly for all the outsiders here, most of the stuff they show about Brazil is from Rio / SP. SP is doing well recently but Rio is downright a degenerate place. The south didn't had huge migrations, traditions were kept and the population is more or so homogeneous (If you compare to the rest of Brazil). It's not that bad, it's kinda east-europe.

g1.globo.com/sao-paulo/noticia/sp-tem-menor-taxa-e-maior-reducao-de-homicidios-na-decada-aponta-estudo.ghtml
"From 2005 and 2015 the murder rates fell from 21,9 to 12,2"
"It has the lowest murder rate of the country"
Note that the murder rate fell to 8,7 in 2016 and even more in 2017-2018, which makes you more likely to be killed in Russia or nearly half the US states than here.

Primeiro comando da capital, filha da puta
Quantos quinze anos?

>te fell to 8,7 in 2016 and even more in 2017-2018, which makes you more likely to be killed in Russia or nearly half the US states than here

>Trusting Globo
Sage faggot

there is no such thing as harmless in brazil bro
trust me

You’re probably right Brazilians are more street smart but are retarded in everything else
I love your country too
>Brazil is a normie country
I know man I’m pretty introverted but I feel like going there will help me come out of my shell and learn to be more social. My Portuguese is somewhat fluent anyways so I can still talk to locals and stuff but a lot of Brazilian jokes go over my head

Brazil has high homicide rates but it's the drug dealers niggers killing themselves.

>i can't argue and don't have data to refute
>i will just sage and leave a fallacy behind
Kys

This hue knows

Por que eu deveria saber?
Eu raramente saio de casa, isso provavelmente não me afeta em nada

Rollerino

Admite logo que é criança, fica menos feio

yes mostly

not surprising
lol cai o PCC melhor vc começar a se preocupar pq dai o filho da puta tem permissão pra entrar na sua casa

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The best part of Brazil, if you are an aesthetically pleasing American, the girls throw themselves at you. I am 6'1", 185 lbs, with light blue eyes and dark hair. The girls there would always make a compliment about my eyes. I kid you not, every girl there would say, "I want you eyes" in broken English or "vc tem olhos lindos". If you are good looking with blue eyes, you are going to get laid like a fucking champ.

10 get

Posso comer teu bacalhau?

Apparently, the favellas are really nice.

Podes voltar para a jaula macaco.

Ronald Rios, better you move to Cuba before it's too late for you.

There's also the ordinary niggers that come down from the favelas to rob the remaining half-dozen whites still in Rio de Janeiro.

Nem português correcto sabes falar.

Just be careful about it,be picky,girls here are degenerates jn ways you couldnt believe,be picky unless you want to get herpes and other nasty shit

BUNDA ROLAR

true BUT that's the fastest way to acquire AIDS since those girls are gringo aficcionadas

>correcto
>Império fracassado
>mais de 20x menos população
>ditar regras da língua portuguesa
MENAS MOURO

Posta logo o bacalhau, cadela.

>te orienta vagabunda
kek

>muhh você é criança por não saber o que é PCC
>MUHHH MENOS FEIO
Eu nem sei por onde começar, seu animal. Sinceramente, eu espero que você pare com essa esquizofrenia de achar que está sendo afetado por gangues de rua aleatórias que atuam (se é que ainda existem) em presídios em algum fim de mundo, pois está apenas assustando os gringos

lucky 7 here i come

Ninguém disse o contrário.
Quando tu me mostrares o teu veado Vinicius

ROOOOLLL

Oh yeah and the craziest shit, I had about 3 condoms I brought with me in my toiletry bag. I ran through those condoms quick and just began drunkenly raw-dogging chicks I would meet at bars. Mostly bartenders desu. Looking back, it was probably the most reckless shit I did in my youth. Thankfully, I didn't catch anything and never paid for sex.

Nah bro I’m fucked everyone tells me I look exactly like Shia lebouf
I’m not going there to date any girls though I’ll be going there to have a good time for a couple of months but I’ll be happy if I can bag a lot of cuties and have one nighters

>essa esquizofrenia de achar que está sendo afetado por gangues de rua aleatórias
Eu não sei nem por onde começar, só criança não lembra disso
pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atos_de_violência_organizada_no_Brasil_em_2006

I go to Brazil a lot for work, I mostly get sent to Macaé. I've never had problems in Brazil, I like the women and I like the booze.

Bacalhau quer alho...

Fruto podre de uma árvore podre.

I found that the brasileiras have an obsession with blue eyes. I have been to a lot of SA cities and Brazil takes the cake when it comes to blue eyes. They are also obsessed with having blue eyed babies. The women in Colombia are complete flakes though. You'll do fine.

russia is a 3rd world country so that isnt saying much

>acreditando em um artigo da wikipedia
KEK. Eu estava em MG em 2006, e não aconteceu nada disso. Criança é você!

Você tá fazendo força pra pescar, filha da puta
Eu vou ai te quebrar na porrada, tenho casa em viçosa
youtube.com/watch?v=PQ1mm3aO2Lc

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youtube.com/watch?v=Bc-Y_2c_DSM
youtube.com/watch?v=oJ4j3OaYM_k

Unrelated but the Brazilian anons on here are top tier.

ur fault

>muhh vou quebrar você na porrada
Você não é um homem de verdade. Isso se trata das suas emoções femininas expressadas em agressão. Vire homem e depois venha falar comigo. Aliás, tenho muito a fazer aqui, preciso terminar um livro que estou escrevendo (sou um dos escritores Brasileiros mais renomados, by the way), coisa que você nunca será, então é bom que pare de se gabar na internet por NADA! Até mais.

In Brazil you can never be 100% relaxed, the best advice a brazilian like me can give to you is: RELAXA E GOZA

But relaxing is what I do best

They brought all those niggers.

Brazilian girls are top tier. Try getting some of these American girls to stick their tongues in your asshole while jerking you off. Brazilian girls do this on instinct and it feels like heaven. They love licking the cu.

If anything goes in your ass, it means you are gay.

I heard Brazilian girls think anal is a normal thing during sex too. Last time I did anal I got shit all over my dick so I won’t do it again but it’s nice to hear that the girls are so free spirited

Yeah, a lot of them are into it, but I think its exaggerated. Most didn't like it and says it hurts. They love getting their asses eaten though, which I gladly do. I mean, not after a night of drinking and dancing, but after a shower.

americans love to toss the salad and to be rimmed as well, it's an american treasure culturally speaking. Luv a lick to the cu

Japanese immigrants or Japanese Brazilians

some little nigger in shorts and nothing else shot him in the back with a makeshift rusted pipe pistol.

>but a lot of Brazilian jokes go over my head
Can you give some examples? might help

Faz aquela da tampa.

um no. We just have a lot of people and are highly developed so nasty mofos are more abundant on the web.
You don't hear about the nasty kinks of ghana or india too much because the are all working or starving and don't have the free time to try freaky shit or tell you the freaky shit they like.

Nah, I actually love getting my ass licked. It's not even that taboo user.