/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NO NEED TO BE UPSET EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump returns to DC 1/7/18
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence/GOP presser @Camp David 1/6/18
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>Pres Trump leaving for Camp David 1/5/18
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>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Iran 1/5/18
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>SoS T-Rex on CNN 1/5/18
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>This Week @State 1/5/18
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>StateDep Video: Protests in Iran 1/5/18
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>VP Pence on VOA w/Greta 1/3/18
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Senate GOP 1/4/18
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>WH Press Brief (Pres Trump/Sarah) 1/4/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 1/4/18
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>Mooch on F&F 1/4/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/3/18
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>VP Pence convenes Senate &Swears in new dems 1/3/18
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>UN Amb Haley Press Brief 1/2/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/2/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 1/2/18
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>TrumpTV Happy New Year (lara) 1/2/18
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>TrumpTV Tony Shaffer - Natl Sec Strategy 1/2/18
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>TrumpTV Merry Christmas 2017 12/24/17
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #22 (Lara) 12/22/17
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>WH Vid: President Trump - Year One 1/1/18
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MAGA

kek

>299

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I want to get an electronic newspaper edition. I am going to get my local paper, but I also want a national paper. Any recommendations?

>gorilla
looks like we got ourselves a gorilla channel fan

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IT'S AN OOKMENT

Miller should appear on Morning Joe instead of fake news CNN.
We'll see if he can survive the Joe's intellectual submission.

I love Kellyanne.

>tfw same thing happened to me, just not at Shul

>tfw we have to wait until next Wednesday for the Fake News Awards

0.159090909

>Refused to leave
I thought they paid people for their time, what the fuck, he was being interviewed and the host didn't handled being treated the same way as the guest was.

>i will vote democrat if they run a white alpha male who is not a pedo or a boyfucker
Daddy issues? That's the only thing that could explain that

kek indeed.

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Ook you say?
youtube.com/watch?v=Z3EYjhHzLbA

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Hey hey, ho ho. Old hags have got to go.

>'juice, chicken, gorilla'

poor kid was asking about his dad

Howdy folks, what's been going on?

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who doesn't love a qt3.14avgazngf?

>TRUMP STARTED HIS CAMPAIGN ~2.5 YEARS AGO

fucking hell

npr.org/2017/01/10/509116533/listen-before-obama-was-president-in-his-own-words-on-npr

He gave one to that Degeneres dyke too.

That speech is causing immense butthurt on Sup Forums.

Shitposting, mostly.

Absolutely abysmal punching form.

Does she even take any boxing classes?

I'm pretty sure the gorilla channel is just COPS.
Side note, I wonder how all the lifelong politician democrats feel about Oprah running for president in 2020.

Truly, the poet this wayward society deserves.

>Do you want something to drink?
>Do you want something to eat?
>What's your name?

>tfw no 14 year old supermodel little sister to fugg on Christmas Eve in some hotel

IS IT REALLY YOU

Jesus Christ you people are dense.

WHAT WAS THE MISTAKE?
>Consensual

WHAT IS THE THEME OF THE GOLDEN GLOBES?
>Supporting victims of sexual harassment

WHAT DOES CONSENSUAL MEAN?
>formed or existing merely by consent
>to permit, approve, or agree; comply or yield

AS IN: HARVEY WEINSTEIN DID NOT HAVE CONSENSUAL INTERCOURSE WITH DOZENS OF HOLLYWOOD STARLETS

>The topper is the tweet was praising a journalist, as he's about to give out fake news awards, and Miller goes on CNN and buttblasts Tapper.

That's a pretty big vocabulary for a niglet.

>pic

Honestly that's kind of fucked.

Rude.

reposting since the last thread was finished

>the Amish
Ted's redemption arc was insane. Thank you El Rato.

Fucking hell, the media just can't stop with the fake news. If it isn't CNN lying it's The Hill lying about CNN.

WE

no, i am an old-school dem

that means that i believe in personal freedom, non-violence, and just enough socialism to keep the poor desperate plebs from grabbing pitchforks and killing all the white-folk.

and it also means that i am going to vote for Donald Trump because he is more old-school democrat than any modern dem

>Trump Democrats ftw!

>Does she even take any boxing classes?
No, she isn't Best Girl.

>enormously consensual presidency

I don't know exactly how, but I have a feeling that these words are enraging liberals everywhere

i think some of you people really don't understand what it's like to have siblings of the opposite sex

pretty sure they needed security cause tapper threw stuff at Miller

Ahh same stuff different day.

FAKE NEWS FIGHT

honestly,you're kind of a faggot

>golden globes
>natalie portman getting ready to announce Best Director
>"...and here are the all male nominees."

>"miller started to chimp out,screaming and waving his hands till the discussion got so heated he was scorted by the police.his face was red when leaving CNN"

report from CNN workers

embarrasing

That's one ugly bitch

>His sister isn't tsundere for him
Get gud

holy shit,a legit ogre

>Side note, I wonder how all the lifelong politician democrats feel about Oprah running for president in 2020.
The real question is: how many skeletons Oprah has on her closet and how many enemies she made during her public career?

If there is one thing the public loves, specially minorities, is a good "fall from grace" story. See Tiger Woods. They love the unavoidable
> see! I told you! Oprah was all "holier than thou" but she's just a cheating nigger like all of us thinking her farts don't smell

God, I hope I can meet him one day.

Sleep snug, smug.

>wanting to lewd your female siblings
you should be protecting them

Um, did you just assume my, or my sibling's sexes!?

His mere existence enrages them. He is like a crucifix to a vampire.

Rape is all about power, you would gain nothing by going after that.

I don't think that IQ corresponds to political ideology.

There are dumb, middle, and high IQ Leftists
Dumb, middle, and high IQ Right-Wing

Dumb Lefty: Gibs
Mid-Leftist: Compassionate but naive
Hi-Leftist: Enslave and Extract your fellow man

Dum Right: Feels grossed out by queers, bible school jesus says, cars and guns make loud noises and I like it
Mid Right: Libertarian but Naive. Still wishes queers would stop being flamers in public but say they have a right to do it
Hi-Leftist: Mankind can and needs to be improved by any means necessary

just have to wait for the salt deliveries to see.

CTR hacked my computer so i had to go underground

i visit from time to time

im glad you appreciate my work

do you also create OC?

>founded #MeToo to make people believe someone would want to rape her.

>0%

2013 called, it wants it's joke back

Is that le -1% face?

he fixed it lel

Hard for anyone to hurt them if they're underneath you.

faceberg called, it wants its joke back

Corrected then he immediately got BTFO

>Joe, please, stop yelling at me, you're giving me a splitting headache.
>*rubs forehead*

>be tiger
>be rich
>fug supermodels
>((fall from grace))
>get to golf with President Trump

If you want a big name, the only one that isn't totally hysterical nonsense is the Wall Street Journal.

Some of the younger anons hate them because they went after Pewdiepie in a misguided foray in to the culture wars but I don't really give too much of a fuck about that. They've had plenty of fake news too but who doesn't these days? Don't give the filth of the NYT, WaPo or Economist any of your shekels.

Kek

The Gorilla Channel made it to the Golden Globes already? Shiiieet.

No amount of (((Hollywood))) makeup can fix that. However, Andy Serkis as Caesar is getting better and better with the performance capture.

>that means that i believe in personal freedom, non-violence, and just enough socialism to keep the poor desperate plebs from grabbing pitchforks and killing all the white-folk.
And how would an alpha male non boy lover running on a present day democrat ticket ensure that? I'm not even exaggerating when I say Nancy Pelosi runs the party, specially if they choose a figurehead that will just rubber stamp whatever an hypothetical democrat house passes (see: Obama).

The democrat party you knew and loved died a long time ago user and there is no "Trump democrats", if you agreed with anything at all Trump campaigned you can't possibly be any kind of democrat today

i wish i saved all your posts in some sort of text file
i barely even visit /fit/ anymore
>do you also create OC
just shoops and reaction faces every now and then, i'm not that clever

everyone but me gotta learn

>liberals in about eight hours
>"AHA, GOTTEM"

[brushing of teeth stops]

She once had a Jewish girl pop up on her show twice and she talked about how cannibalism and the satanic rituals of Jews.

What did Trump do to make Miller so loyal to him

Go peddle your shit elsewhere

Hi Sup Forums

I personally am so in love with these and only found out about them a week ago through Alex Jones, so I am linking his book/poster page also, although I dont think he is selling the plushies.

The creator, Tim Lim, was recently accused of promoting white nationalism to kids because the book shows an illustration of Kek on one page, despite the fact that Lim is Asian.

I just wanted to give more people the chance to get one.

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>woodchuck schumer
>mitch the turtle
>R(H)INOS
This is adorable.

Stop advertising your stupid shit here nigger. Fuck off.

Front page of New York Daily News tomorrow

Please don't condescend me, /ptg/. You're out of control. This is MY show.

No, but if you are in New York City then get City Journal

Thanks for sharing, but I honestly cannot think of something I'd want to listen to less than fucking Obama lecturing me about race on NPR.

I told you niggers that furry rabbit drawing niggers was peddling his shit here.

Fuck off.

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We know it's you posting this and I'd usually call you out for self-promotion but I'll make an exception