Are Brits proud of Australia? We were once a pet project, now we're the strongest nation in the region

Are Brits proud of Australia? We were once a pet project, now we're the strongest nation in the region.

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Yes, Australia is the favourite son.

>Strongest nation in the region
What's your fucking competition you Abos, New Zealand? Cause you're sure as fuck not as useful as Chinkistan.

not too bad for a debtors prison

Fuck you dad. I'll kick your ass.

>Strongest nation in the region
>can't win a war against it's own wildlife
Yeah, sure

That's why you're not our favourite son.

>in the region
Says a lot

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father please help me im turning brown

Shit posting wise sure, but New Zealand is much safer.

So are we

Can we come back home Dad? We know we fucked up. We don't want to be "independent" anymore.

Why would we want to pollute the gene pool with 56%ers?

Don't most working class girls get knocked up by a Paki in secondary school these days?

>strongest nation in the region
the "Australia and New Zealand" region?

Alright how about a mandatory DNA test in order to be allowed entry?

Canada isn't in the region though, nor are they useful for anything other than being cucks.

You want a fucking go cunt?

Australasia consists of AU, NZ and that tribal island. Not a lot of contenders.

Strongest in the region! Lmfao!

That's like being the only 100 year old in a race and winning the 100+ years old age group and then telling people you won the race.

Also pic related is your future.

>now we're the strongest nation in the region.
LOL, did you see Jim Molan in the news a day ago. We are FAR from the strongest nation in our region

Is that from that Ping Pong anime?

I don't mind this future. I like Chinese food and some of the hottest women I know are Chinese

Have you ever watched an actual Chinese person eat? They pick their teeth with chicken claws.

We're better than Indonesia and Malaysia and they outnumber us 12:1 at least.

It's funny talking to people about regional power who have no clue about the size of Indonesia's economy and military.

I don't believe that for a second
You would too if you had a chicken claw

Yes, indeed

is there a cure to the black death?

I mostly use business cards.

At least you've got a big fuck off ocean between you and them.

are kangaroo good pets?

asking for a friend

Whose business cards?

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Chinese people's of course. I'm not going to use a chicken claw!

The Australian Military describes its region of immediate concern as the Malaysian Archipelago.

The Nation with the strongest Military to oppose Australia in the region is Indonesia. however, War between these two countries is unlikely due to the current political climate and the fact the either nations military would not because to successfully invade and hold the other territory.

Australia feels like a colony on a different planet when I see shit like this. I'll never even go there because it feels so fucking far away.

Would have been another cuck unable to get the country to move forward....

American puppet gone astray.

Why did your map culturally appropriate New Guinea?

No
Don't knock it til you've tried it.

Shouldn't the Chinks be more of a concern?

Excuse me

>strongest nation in the southeast pacific
thats like bragging about being the best athlete around and your surrounded by kids in wheelchairs lul

the only other cunts you have around are us and a few nigger islands, not exactly high level competitions

>Are Brits proud of Australia? We were once a pet project, now we're the strongest nation in the world.

ftfy

We've always loved you.

yes, very proud

What makes you think I haven't tried it? I had a lovely meal in Shanghai of Chicken parts and they brought out a nice claw for tooth picking. Helps to get all of the gristle out.

We took PNG because we learnt it from you. We wanted you to be proud of us. Are your proud of us Daddy? Are you?

AT LEAST YOU ARE NOT RED!

>We were once a pet project, now we're the strongest nation in the region.
prison colony, haning on and extracting natural resources til americunt and british pedo central gets a lesson in humility.

if there was a bigger lier, scumcunt, backstabber and a all around deceptive piece of shit of a human beside "british" walking on this planet throughout the history of people, universe and anything that is know or unknow ... i would like to know. do ENLIGHTEN me.
for through my life i have not met one yet. oi sai empaya!

You're literally stranger by yourselves in the ocean New Zealand is basically an appendage.

I lived out in the middle of nowhere once myself and won best guy in the neighborhood every year.

Did you rape and murder the natives? Sounds like you aren't man enough to live up to your father.

This ^^^

Was meant for you

Don't worry, we're ashamed of you too.

That's phase II.

I know.

I wouldn't worry about Britain for too much longer
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As a brit that has been living here since the 70's, I can safely say how proud I have been to see this great country follow the UK into it's disgraceful right wing racist fuckery, supporting the ideology that we both fought a war against and making sure those annoying little brown people don't get too far ahead. Oh and fuck the jews. Sieg hail my white brother.

We actually are but that is primarily because of our treaties (ANZUS) and geography

Region? I hope you were referring to this region of the universe because we are obviously number 1 in milky way galaxy.

fuckin oath cunt

>2018
>still believing there is such a thing as australia

>whats actually there, and who is posting from their flags?!

You've obviously been studying the lingo.

for real though given the success aus is and how well europeans have taken to living on a giant dessert rock, surely it cunts off the theory people are made for the environment their ancestors lived in?

IT WAS ME AMERICA, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

Don't come here- go elsewhere.

Dont listen to that retard, Australia is obviously real you should come down here for a visit

>2018
>still believing the same theory's about the planet that the mudslimes had before the Middle Ages
I guess only an American would

Indonesia, Malaysia, Singapore, New Zealand, East Timor, PNG etc.

holy shit australians are retards lmao

The gooks are picking up all the land in Australia dirt cheap because all their mineral wealth is drying up and dumb cunt bogans pissed it all away on jet skis and dirt bikes instead of investing in their future.

Australia WILL continue to be the largest power in the area, but the 5 stars on the flag will be yellow, not white.

Can confirm. We're all actors living on some shitty south american island.

im fairly certain the english never thought you guys would survive, or reproduce

their doing the same thing over here but NZ never even had any natural resources in the first place lol

I'm okay with it. We have 500 million shitskin muslim hoards right above us.

I will gladly accept us becoming "Land of the Risen Sun" if it not only makes an east asian tecnocratic utopia, but also stops the muzzie invasion since chinks hate them too

Like.... %2 of the population like in the desert areas.

Look at this map! Just look at at!

Not good as pets but they make great fucktoys. But i'd suggest you skewer a Koala on your cock.

And Yes, We are FULL, so fuck off.

Indonesia, the highest populated Muslim Country in the World.

why do you faggots not just put a fuck load of solar panels in the outback?

I liked Australia white.

We love coal to much.

the fuck dad you allways favor little bro , shits not fair.

Haha, I wouldn't worry about it.

>need to have power lines connecting solar panels to civilization
>need to have workers on station to maintain solar panels and the hundreds of thousands of kilometres of power lines
>need to build infrastructure in the middle of a fucking no mans land to house, feed and care for workers
Thats why faggot.

plenty of minerals in NZ, green faggots wont let us dig it up.
when the chinaman takes over its dig on

I wish we would but its seemingly too easy to sell the "lol renewables are for homos" line apparently

Britain & Ireland are rightful Emu clay.

Those coal mines just run themselves and little to no infrastructure required!

Does the one on the right do porn?

so whats the story with alice springs, whos idea was that

You were too mean to the old man when you were growing up, we only had a couple of arguments, you went full retard. He can be a grumpy old cunt though.

I'm not arguing for or against solar panels, but placing them in the middle of the outback is retarded. At least until Palmer makes that big ass canal through the centre or whatever he was planning.

Laughed incredibly hard at this

Aye we don't even need to go that far out though as the literal outback.

Not sure palmer terraforming inc is ever likely to occur though in any iteration