You wake up in Japan as Japanese PM of Japan

>you wake up in Japan as Japanese PM of Japan
>you are Japanese and you can only speak Japanese

what do?

I will commit suicide

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find me a korean comfort whore and alpha fuck her

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decentralize the government to ease the declining population
Promote nationalist values
Kick out all africans and chinks

Call trump
Tell him its time to wipe the stains of coffve of this planet
Tell eastern europe and china and russia the same
proceed

Sudoku*

I immediately Japan more like an Anime

Openly deny the holocaust while banning all non-Japanese from entering the country. Then play mahjong

Go full nationalistic samurai jew slayer.

I would never bow to western shit and I would keep our weird ass culture pure. Then I would fuck hundreds of Nip women a year and become like some old man sex symbol.

you should commit suicide anyway, english teacher

Pig out on Japanese food and fug azn grils

Devote 97% of GDP to making anime real

kys you fucking patriotic netouyo

Alright say i woke up as a japanese speaking japanese man. Non -weeaboo here. I have yellow fever so theres that but im only into classical things i should be okay i guess

but i not a weeaboo what is there to do for fun for unironic diagnosied autistic guy to do?

i have a funny feeling being a christian in country full of pagans isn't going to be fun.
I don't drink , don't smoke and don't gamble
and because of my faith I can't kill my self.

FUG.

Am I going to be bored shit less or something.

I'm a modest shy kinda guy I don't think i'd make a good PM but i guess if trump can do it so can I.
But i think I'm not into conflict.
:/
people might get mad with me.
Idk

I go like tea parties and dinner party no alcohol please.
I'm a purest chrsitan and rarelly talk about reglion
it will probably be something boring like my garden or music or my kids.
I'm not a very interesting person.

I like politics but i'm traditional so maybe this will conflict with modern politics.
I will need a adviser
I don't want to look like a dummy 24/7 like trump

rebuild a new japan that makes the current japan look like a leftjew utopia by comparison.

Turn government into one based on classic American principles
Subtlety make a push for people be at least above average religious (can be any of the three religions christianity, buddhism, shintoism)
Give gun rights and proper lessons about them
Justice reform
More prefecture rights similar to state's rights
Lower taxes
Cut spending
Get rid of annoying regulations
Want nuclear power but doubt it so go for Geothermal even though onsen owners will complain
Do more to push "Cool Japan" and Japanese culture around the world
Push for Meiji/Taisho/Showa era aesthetics mixed in with nicer stuff from Heisei for main cities
Rebuild it's manufacturing sector (small factories still put out great work but there's still potential for Japan powerhouse to comeback)
Build Alliance with America, Finland, and Switzerland

Get my ass back to zacatecas

Throw a few whole loaves of bread into a koi pond.

Eat some ramen. Smoke a few cigarettes. Fuck a korean comfort whore. Do politics in the shadows of the media. Use the Logan Paul controversy as a way to remove all foreigners from Japan.

What's wrong with being Japanese?

You have one of the most homogeneous societies on the planet.

Make anime real.

Nips are blackpilled as fuck

become samaurai
build nuclear triad (can be done very quickly)
land f-35s on "helicopter destroyers", reveal awesome navy
alliance with SK, Taiwan, and USA
Take out NK
USA leaves region, leaving Japan to lead the East Asian free world
Post war baby boom, as horny vets return as heroes
New era of nippon glory