ITT: We pretend it's Sup Forums 2016

>"he's going to build a wall and ban all muslims and deport illegals!"

>"You see this New York billionaire who has never been involved in charity and was in the Democrat Party his whole life? Yeah he's going to represent middle America!!!"

>"Bannon is a mastermind strategist and is /ourguy/"

>"Trump's Jewish family and love for Israel is just 4D Chess"

>"Netenyahu loves Trump and hates Obama because UHHHHHH UMMM sage you shill!"

>"Clinton is the warmonger not Trump he won't bully Assad Iran and NK"


>"There is no Russia investigation"

>"I only ironically masturbate to BLACKED videos"

>"When Trump becomes president I'll finally get to lose my virginity"


What's some good ones you guys heard from this board?

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>"We're gonna get them gubmint hands off my medicare!"

>Poland will take refugees!

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>it's 2016
>i'm still horrendously miserable

>Trump is good at manipulating the media

>Trump is like, so smart

what's happened

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You need more DNA diversity wh*te boi

Let's pretend it's 2017

>Holy shit ISIS is gone

>Wow look at the racist niggers come out the wood works and torture white people

>Holy shit he just sent a dick ton of tomhawks to Asad and he's been quite since then

>Holy shit Russia was making ads for the DNC on Facebook

>Holy shit muh portfolio is up 30%

>Holy shit we haven't seen such lower employment in ages

>WEW LAD look at all these rapists libs in Hollywood

>Holy shit my taxes are lower and I get to keep more of my money

>WEW LAD fake news nothing burgers exposed

>Sandnigger cock tastes the best to me.
>Trump will definitely suck sandnigger cock just like me
>Boy i'm sure looking forward to sucking sandnigger cock for the next 2 years.

literally 3/4 of that had nothing to do with Trump this is how desperately deep you guys are scratching to find the slightest hint of good news

ummm the very first country Trump visited was Saudi Arabia. Nobody has sucked Saudi dick harder than Trump has. They hated Obama because he didn't suck well enough.

Sorry, we're supposed to pretend it's 2016 in this thread.... You're not following the rules.

>the stock market and unemployment rate only matter when my team wins

Found the stable genius

Lol its all a chain reaction caused by the age of Trump. Not to mention a lot of this shit he said was going to happen. Whether it was him or not, it all happened, and I'm pretty sure he had a part in most of it in one way or another. Especially the exposure of corruption of Democrats. Stop being a fucking faggot shill you nigger kangaroo. Your country is literally the accumulation of the bloodline of criminals and degenerates with wannabe British accents combined with nigger babble.

this desu

>REEEE

Hey have you heard about this alt-right thing its like the Dark Enlightenment but if it was Simple Wikipedia.

>"Hillary is going to start a nuclear war with Russia"

HURRR TRUMP WONT GO AFTER OUR WEED MAN

HES A DIFFERENT REPUBLICAN

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Die just die

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Wow I can't believe anyone would vote for such a meme candidate
Drumpf is going to get destroyed losers

KYS YOURSELF SHILL

SAY IT WITH ME

MADAM PRESIDENT

#CruzMissile

>trump won't golf all the time unlike Obongo the idiot

J E B S U R G E

Remember me? I gave you hope when you needed it most. I'm the only one who comforted you. He'll win. He'll win. Well, he won. And then you abandoned me

hey mates if you wanna chat about reality politics and the world come party up

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>BASED TRUMP IS GONNA NUKE ISRAEL THEVSECOND HE GETS INTO THE WHITE HOUSE

>We will deport illiegal alien criminals.
>Lock her up.

This whole thing has been a sham, and I'm still waiting for everything to burn down so we can rebuild on the ashes. To be honest there is no way we were going to recover from the beating the left and their PC policies have given us. I just hope in the future while we're rebuilding, that we remember the lessons of the past and strangle liberalism right the fuck out of society the moment its even suspected of cropping up.

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Hillary wants your daughter to sign up for the draft and then start a war with Russia