Your waifu takes a trip to Mexico. How do you protect her?

Your waifu takes a trip to Mexico. How do you protect her?

no mames

>user waifu choose to make a trip to Mexico
>dont bring user with her

She had needs user cannot satisfy

cement in vagoo

Así

I impregnate her of course, amigo.

Protect her grom what?

destroy mexico

What if I am the Mexico?

I hire a bunch of old mexicanish men as bodyguards.

What if its my waifu's choice to get impregnated

...

So you're saying you'd build a wall on her southern border?

Impregnate her first.

Then she is a bad and unfaithful waifu.

What if I'm into it?

But another mans penis would have still went inside her

>tfw I'm Mexican
>tfw fluent in 6 languages,natively in my peoples' tongue
>tfw taller than the average Mexican
>tfw slightly more muscular too
>tfw still just a Mexican

I guess Haruko and I would just go to a lonely beach along the coast where there's no trabble

>my waifu fucking brown disgusting manlets
Also she's a lesbian

Haruko Akagi? Great waifu, user.

This

"We need to build a wall."

Protect her? She'll hopefully protect me.

She can protect herself.

>I'm home from my trip to mexico, user.

>Implying I have a waifu
>Implying I'm not one of the fat old dudes mindbreaking your waifu