Leftypol is the future

Communism is the new counter culture, and leftypol holds all the memes, how will fascists recover?

You actually believe conservative stopped being punk and fat women talking about smashing patriarchy and capitalism is cool?

Oh I don't know? Maybe not being a commie faggot?

>patriarchy
>still thinks leftypol is idpol
ayy

FUCK COMMIES

commies fuel the shits and gigs of pol by being the butt of the joke.

pol fuels the shits and gigs of leftypol by thinking they care about idpol
adorable

anything that can't turn itself into a joke can't be counter-culture. Communism may be a farce, but it takes itself too seriously to be cool. Just like you at a party.

hitler was a soyboy and the right can't meme.

Stop pretending the right is cool, your embarrassing yourselves, jesus fucking christ.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Bump for an ideology that's killed 100 million people and has been shown to fail over and over again. Or were all those tries at communism "not real communism"? Its so funny how things changed. Venezuela was cited as a true attempt at communism until it was shown to be an absolute failure and now its one of those "not real" attempts. And before you say "that was socialism not communism!" please remember that it is in the communist handbook that communism is the end goal of socialism. To jump over the socialism stage of communism requires force (something that cannot be done in countries that have a large gun ownership/patriot population). Socialism requires votes and stupid people and there are plenty of stupid people in the world. Please respond so I can confirm my curiosity.

You tried it in Afghanistan, and it failed.
You tried it in Albania, and it failed.
You tried it in Angola, and it failed.
You tried it in Belarus, and it failed.
You tried it in Benin, and it failed.
You tried it in Bulgaria, and it failed.
You tried it in Cambodia, and it failed.
You tried it in Czechoslovakia, and it failed.
You tried it in Ethiopia, and it failed.
You tried it in East Germany, and it failed.
You tried it in Hungary, and it failed.
You tried it in North Korea, and it failed.
You tried it in Mongolia, and it failed.
You tried it in Mozambique, and it failed.
You tried it in Poland, and it failed.
You tried it in Romania, and it failed.
You tried it in Somalia, and it failed.
You tried it in Russia, and it failed.
You tried it in Ukraine, and it failed.
You tried it in North Vietnam, and it failed.
You tried it in South Yemen, and it failed.
You tried it in Yugoslavia, and it failed.

But hey, I guess it's time to try it again, have it inevitability taken over by authoritarians and lead to millions of people dying horribly again.

hi shareblue

if your broke and need money i'll give you money

Venezuela was state capitalism not communism.
not real communism.

you're*

I love this. Bump for truth.

Literally not a single example of communism.

Sage

>the right can't meme
I'm sorry, who won the goddamn presidency? You communists are all the same, no brainpower in your arguments because you're too busy starving to death

Hahaha just as I suspected. Change the name to "State Capitalism" once it fails so we can disavow that it was a true attempt at communism. But but but you had no problem calling it Socialism when it was thought to be succeeding.

the right isn't cool, the right is too religious to joke about itself, just like the left worships Marx's cock too much to be funny.

Sup Forums isn't right-wing, it's reactionary. When the mainstream narrative stops being overwhelmingly left-wing (which it is, and mainstream stuff can't be counterculture, kiddo), Sup Forums will swing in the opposite direction.

Guevara killed trillions of gays, and communism has a more homophobic past than Islam and Christianity combined. Don't pretend it can ever be "cool".

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>when you use the magic frog of friendship to elect the most pro-israel president available
what where you saying?

>implying it's different
Basically you fail to understand inciting the cultural classes as the vanguard of the revolution.

Do you even Marxism?

That's actually pretty aesthetic.

>homophobic
death to idpol

How did your atrophied arms have enough strength to move the goalposts that far?

Yes you sniveling retard, of course not, because that would be literally impossible.

>Hurr Durr everyting of value should be redistributed
>however we won't have a government do it
>just have private citizens bully successful people
>oh whoops it's a government and it's doing horrible shit
>looks like it's not real communism

>hurr durrr that business owner invested money into something it's unfair he profits
>hurr durrrrrrrrr risk should not be rewarded
>durr i dont believe people should be compensated according to their contribution
>they should be compensated for their needs
>yeah somehow society wont completely collapse
>then it does
>but it wasnt real communsim hurrr durrr

I have no idea what language that word is from. Is this what crypto-* is like?

No it's not, it's normative. You dumb hipsters jumped the shark.

porky uses idpol to divide the working class so they don't start a communist revolution
pol is literally porky damage controlling against a communist revolution

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get the fuck off my board faggot

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>goalposts
stop posting, sargon

This is your average leftypol fgt

>muh communist revolution
Please, please please please please please, fucking try it. It's all I want. I will do to Berkeley what Uncle Sherman did to Georgia. Just give me a reason, you goddamn imbeciles.

Funny how it always seems to fail at "state capitalism".
But yet every communist instruction book says "The State must take control of the means of production" aka "State Capitalism".
It has fail in EVERY attempt, but hey lets do the same thing again, it will be different this time.

And you actually wonder why we call you retards.

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porky false flags

SCOREBOARD

lol no. the past is left behind, we're movung right into the future

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>if I call him a (((youtube))) star I don't have to acknowledge that I ain't got shit

>unironically making the "that wasn't real communism" argument
*breathes*
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

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>maybe if I say the opposite of reality it'll become reality

What memes? All I see are walls of texts on image macros.

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this is what u guys look like in real life tho

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Keep fooling yourself because you are fooling nobody else.
You will soon learn that you are hated by the public when they hang you in the street.

>memegenerator.es
>dead meme from 2007
Wow, the left really can't meme. Sad!

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What about Venezuela, user? Aren't some other South American governments considered commie?

>when the left can't meme so hard they can only steal jokes from the right and have the audacity to call it their own

God damn, it's very very telling of the left that they have to come to where right wingers congregate and piss everywhere. The right wants to be left alone, but the left cannot handle it. They hate freedom and themselves.

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When you pussies finally try something I am going to bayonet at least one of you with my mosin just for the irony of it

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Communists *clap* so *clap* ugly

keep posting porky false-flags pol

I honestly wish you the best of luck in life, chances are, you need it. I used to be a communist, until I found out how terrible it actually was, and how, not even true communism can work, in the progression of society. Honestly, just look into it, my dude.
I really do care about everyone (almost everyone), so please, just look into it a bit more, and rethink communism.

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Hang over the memes!

What are these faggot shills trying to slide today?

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Can you tell your right wingers I want the freedom to smoke weed tho. I'm not with any party so I don't really give a rats ass about that.

As Frank Zappa said, communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff

let me get in on this pic sharing

>communist disagres
SHILLS SHILLS SAGESAGESAGE GET OF OUR SAFE SPACE REEEEEE

Looks like Rich Evans!

XD

No idea what this thread is about. But the arm pit hair revolted me more than the missing head.

reading thread now, /Lefty Pol/ is a joke.

what goalposts? do you just regurgitate words you read on here like some kind of girly little kid? jesus christ

B U T I T W A S N ' T R E A L C O M M U N I S M !

Seriously though, slit your fucking throat.

>Counterculture
>leftism
Nah. Leftists have too huge a collection of mandatory pieties to be countercultural. You have built a prison in your minds

>tfw in love with a communist
>she even belongs to the communist party's youth wing

What do? She knows my real political beliefs and doesn't really care about them.

See? revolution is coming, and when leftypol memes all of them into communism we will literally gulag you.

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>holds all the memes
Where. In your arse by any chance?
Is that it - that just looks like some sort of old Russian crap to me.
Communisms one true meme is endless rows of cabbage fields glowing softly in the night from the irradiated environment. In the background a woman in a very heavy coat and Wellington boots slaves hard pulling a plough whilst her depressed abusive husband drinks himself blind on grain alcohol in a shed - a shed which is called a house in the communist world - and which has not been repainted since 1946.
This is now a communist mansion (dacha) thread.
Pic related - Plush

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>XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
the right can't imageboard

How come commies are all both universally poor and gigantic faggots at the same time

i'm shaking in my boots

Youre missing the communists in latin america

Communism is def the best political style for sociopaths, psychopaths and other highly self absorbed objectively evil types.

Prob is in a modern world where free expression exists it’s hard to recruit normies when you’re constantly crackling about how many millions your side killed and how you wanna kill everyone who doesn’t submit to the red tide.

stay with her and slowly redpill her

no one on the right cares about weed except baby boomers

>new counter culture
New the past 10 times too eh?

Sure, a revolution is coming but only feminist fatasses and niggers will support it because muh oppression.

>The right wants to be left alone, but the left cannot handle it. They hate freedom and themselves.

This so much. Just leave us the fuck alone, and allow us to self-segregate. But nooooo, they want to butt into our lives, they simply can't leave us alone. The truth is they are worthless oxygen thieves and they need us for our resources and capabilities. A bunch of useless parasites, the leftists. But I repeat myself.

>we're not idpol like those liberal SJWs!
>but if you say anything bad about trannies we'll ban you, bigot!

Houses 14 (3 families)

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The eventual fate of all commies

>feminist
>oppression
>still thinks leftypol cares about idpol
Stop it

Evil always wins through the strength of its splendid dupes; and there has in all ages been a disastrous alliance between abnormal innocence and abnormal sin.
G.K. Chesterton, Eugenics and Other Evils: An Argument Against the Scientifically Organized State

Fuck off you filthy internationalist. Nazbol is the future.

>too religious to joke about itself
In what respect, Charlie?
The Western religious right is well accustomed to an environment hostile to its dogma and is quite familiar with comical aspects of our situation.

Transgender folks are workers too, not that you would unerstand you dumb right-wing SJW

How long before one of you communist idiots say communism wasn't really tried in some country and we need to try it again. Even Nat Soc has more credibility in the modern world than your retarded religion.