Would Re:Zero be better with genderswapped characters?

Would Re:Zero be better with genderswapped characters?

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>implying Re Zero could be good

No

Clown pussy.

Just reflect on that for a minute

No.

I wonder if Sup Forums would like Subaru as a girl. Would the terrible aspects make her more endearing?

Yes, absolutely

Sadly genderswapping won't make subashit less retarded

Well...

Its happened before in the story itself. The Clown Cave has been well used.

>I love Emilio

people would rage twice as hard

Would you be a better OP if I swapped your head with your dick.

Yeah, but Subaru would have boobs and a vagina. Big difference.

Maybe.

Female characters in stories like these rarely become compelling because they soon drown in waifu-ism.

>Implying anyone would care
Sup Forums only raged because Rem is a top tier waifu. Turn Rem into a man and all appeal is gone.

No.

But it would've been better if Rem was removed entirely from the series. That means no more "I love Emilia," stupid love triangle and cuckquean memes.

Why not just remove Emilia because she's boring anyway?

Remove Emilia instead.

Yes. Emilia alone would be objectively better as a cute boy.

But nobody would watch it anymore, because reverse harem otomeshit something.

show would have been a flop without Rem

It'd have catgirl(female) as the best girl. I'd watch it.

Just imagine Reinhard as the OP super polite waifu

Rem being removed would result in Emilia getting more screentime and development, which would be nice. So no Emilia should be the one to stay. Rem being in the story brings nothing but all kinds of memes anyway.

You mean catboy (female).

YES, that would soften, if not redeem constant autism and waifufaggotry of Toyota in the initial arcs.
I can only guess how hard Nissans ovaries could've exploded if Emil was written as a tall, (fuckboyish) handsome half-elf with some minor self-esteem issues.

She got more of that in the source and she's still boring.

Actually, Wilhelm and Theresia becomes hilarious.

Wilhelm is now an edgy anime girl tryhard and Theresia is some cheesy guy who likes flowers and is good with sword.

Which reminds me, is there any actual genderswap of him?

>Rem is a top tier waifu
t. pleb

t.contrarian

>Reverse trap Ferris
Oh sweet, merciful Lord...

Ram was always the better twin, that's not contrarianism, that's fact.

These would both be outstanding.

your waifu is a doormat and takes the clown cannon
>better twin

>desperate for clown cock
>kissed him when she was 8
>blushes when he refers her as a disposable pawn

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I love nee-sama, but no. She's still pretty broken right now and really needs to be fixed by someone.

Genderswap Subaru alone and we have a new love triangle with Julius and Otto

Better than an actual cuck, and I didn't say Ram was my waifu, I just said she was better than plebeian trash is all.

No.

>an actual cuck
Don't talk when you actually don't know anything about the characters, retard

Ram is actually a much bigger cuck than her sister, just so you know.

Hang on, is this the time to bust out the most insane crack theory where Rem is actually a parasitic mabeast similar to a cuckoo thus making her literally a cuck?

Why are her eyes blue?

Personally I like both Ram AND Rem.

I don't know why I ever told anyone about that dream.

I didn't expect that I'd want this. I want more of reverse trap Ferris now.

This is something else sort of similar to, but not really related to your weird dream.

Personally I like NEITHER Rem nor Ram.

Yeah arc 3 manga artist must have messed that up.

That's not objectively terrible.

Rem wearing a Nee-sama wig, trying to practice being her substitute.

tits too small

What that user said was true though. Rem even wanted to become Subaru's lesser wife or mistress (so Emilia would be his first and main wife) so that she could see Subaru be happy with Emilia while being neglected and treated like a second choice. That should make Rem a cuck.

>Implying there's such a thing as tits that are too small

Still holding out for Rem's masterplan

Ram is the biggest cuck

I want to fuck genderswapped Subaru

>so that she could see Subaru be happy with Emilia while being neglected and treated like a second choice
that's the part you pulled out of your ass, just fuck off

>femSubaru getting gore'd
I'd watch it.

Are you the same user that wanted to fuck Shinjiko?

Explain why Rem only wished to be Subaru's second wife, not his first then.

tits are too small to be Rem's, not that small tits are bad

Just reading a bit of Arc 3, and it seems Subaru actually found Ram dead in bed. Rem apparently brought her there, set up the bed to make it look like she was sleeping, and even applied makeup to her.

>Remcucks are this blind

Subaru is not a decisive person and feels guilty about have feelings for both girls, so she suggested it to give Subaru room to decide what he really wants. If you think she'd settle for less after turning down an easy victory and still working her way in his heart after "I love Emilia", you're not very bright.

>Rem apparently brought her there, set up the bed to make it look like she was sleeping, and even applied makeup to her.

because at that time she could only choose between 2nd wife or no wife at all and considering how proactive she is she would've become his first choice in no time if not for the coma. But she's now #1 anyways so whatever

can't wait for the Emiliashitters to get eternally btfo once Rem wakes up

>Rem apparently brought her there, set up the bed to make it look like she was sleeping, and even applied makeup to her.
Well that's a disturbing image
Where was Rem's corpse then?

>Well that's a disturbing image
What's disturbing about it? It's pretty hot desu.

What the fuck.

Why though?

It's like Subaru talking to Rem's twisted corpse, except he has a lot more options

Ménage à trois of course.

so funny

Wait so how did things go in that loop again? Did it go like this?
>Rem arrived at the mansion.
>Found Ram dead (and fought the cultists maybe)
>Brought her inside and did her makeup
>Went outside
>Fought the cultists
>Died.

It's not a joke, that's unironically erectilerific.

Every thread until Rem wakes up.

So you'll be posting it forever?

>erectilerific
you have some serious problems

DELET

I know, but I don't know how to make it better, regular sex and a healthy relationship has made it worse.

Try something new, like jumping from a bridge and hope to become a cripple with no control over your body besides your dick

I'd like to be in a better condition than your waifu, user.

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My waifu is in perfect condition though. You're the one who is not happy with the situation and I just wanted to provide some suggestions on how to change it. Imagine if you couldn't feel your body besides your dick.

Is there any way to turn Subaru into an oni so that the oni race could avoid becoming extinct?

Why would I want to be the paralyzed one?

No

Full onis are doomed, half onis are still viable though

No.

Why not? You wanted something special, here you have it.

Through the Authority of Lust he might be able to be turned into an Oni

>new mana gate
>physical strength
>full oni babies
everything he needs desu, he always liked onis now he can be one

They wouldn't be able to do anything without freakish amounts of incest anyway. Although, if he's turning himself into an oni with magic maybe he could shuffle his genes so you end up with tons of kids who are all technically half siblings, which would lessen the impact and you could probably get away with it. You could even specifically target whatever shit genes Rem will pass down to try and mitigate their effects.

post more Rem boner

>he could shuffle his genes
Considering the authorities are nerfed to shit with him anyway he'll definitely not be able to do that

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