/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MYSTERY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Killer Miller on Tucker 1/8/18
youtu.be/bE89bMMO22I
>Pres Trump Speech @American Farm Bureau 1/8/18
youtu.be/VmdKae7P1xQ
>Pres Trump arrives in Nashville TN 1/8/18
youtu.be/CgoDWagKaSA
>Pres Trump departs DC 1/8/18
youtu.be/0GRmbmI6I6s
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #25 (Lara) 1/8/18
youtu.be/WqRKWHk1X2w
>Pres Trump returns to DC 1/7/18
youtu.be/2rp_8lf-kik
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/GOP presser @Camp David 1/6/18
youtu.be/gRhgPUbOIyA
>Pres Trump leaving for Camp David 1/5/18
youtu.be/_TiyOektUw8
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Iran 1/5/18
youtu.be/WQ2lI6FJkjg
>SoS T-Rex on CNN 1/5/18
youtu.be/vsrDGRziYys
>This Week @State 1/5/18
youtu.be/BZmVRKmMnW4
>StateDep Video: Protests in Iran 1/5/18
youtu.be/cHxABiSPrTU
>VP Pence on VOA w/Greta 1/3/18
youtu.be/CAMYS6IO8HM
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Senate GOP 1/4/18
youtu.be/EnoDWDIMdfc
>WH Press Brief (Pres Trump/Sarah) 1/4/18
youtu.be/W5eoXXO9a4U
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 1/4/18
youtu.be/JMbzP6Dfqlo
>Mooch on F&F 1/4/18
youtu.be/YIwkElrxrhg
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/3/18
youtu.be/svD_Nxqer00
>VP Pence convenes Senate &Swears in new dems 1/3/18
youtu.be/nMAfOlYb_Hs
youtu.be/q5_sa94PG6g
>UN Amb Haley Press Brief 1/2/18
youtu.be/ydHuQ_wFygg
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/2/18
youtu.be/JUc3n6wVatk
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 1/2/18
youtu.be/fGrVAXtgwWY

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MAGA

>LE FOOTBAL
>LE TRUMP CURSE
>OMG IT DIDN'T WURK
>I HATE LE FOOTBALL XDDDD
god damn I'm done

youtube.com/watch?v=Jmd4OLzhQw0

gorillachannel.org/

Korea reporting in

>lunch break at 11:20pm
Man you military guys are a weird bunch.

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No one cares fuck off with your niggeregg already.

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>Eh, I'm on my shitbox phone I bought at a local market posting during my lunch break.
Nice m8, you're doing what I want to be doing soon. Did you choose to be there? I'm gunning to if I can manage. Enlisted or officer?

Now that the game's over, let's begin the next event till sunrise!

'Bama awoo poster was supporting 'bama from the get go in the name of Trump, the only people BTFO here are libs who didn't even get a team from a blue state into the champs

take your shit to Sup Forums i'm tired of hearing about sports

Congrats

kek

It's 1420 goober.

>trump leaves at halftime
>georgia blows a 13-point halftime lead
There's your problem.

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See you tomorrow then, I guess. Being rather annoyed about a transient event that only lasted a few threads. Were you this upset about the super bowl game?

>not best korea

WOO

Has Hiro stopped with the Ukrainian malware or is he is still trying to use Cossack ransomware on us?

I'm just enlisted. Lucked out and got to go here instead of the ME.

AHOLE RB BENCHED
BAMA QB THANKS THE MIGHTY LORD JESUS AFTER TD PASS

TRUMP CURSE CALLED OFF

lol

I found this thing it wont stop awooing.

Imagine the outrage if Trump did that.

My [relative] told me his unit in Bliss is going to Korea, but then again, anything can change between now and October.

Shitposting has been made great again.

It wasn't the same nigger. Alabama is trash and so is niggeregg, enough.

>BAD BO
>REALLY BAD JOE

Scarborough threat internminated

>one thousand, four hundred, and twenty hours in a day
Man, I couldn't imagine being in the military like you. Do you work like a thousand hours a day? I couldn't do that shit man.

Without a good MOS as an Army enlisted I would be sweating bullets about my assignment, lucky bastard. Is the DFAC shit in the army as bad as I hear?

Well... this is it... it looks like Trump's campaign is finally over....

I-I... #ShillForHill now....

Now this is comedy. I wonder what the reaction would be if Trump were to do this.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

write a fanfic about it

That's why the adage "Loose Lips Sink Ships" is still very valid. You redacting your fuckup relative doesn't change the fact you are putting military deployments out here.

>zero comprehension
tl;dr

how can we help fren

God damnit i got excited at the thought of seeing an actual channel of gorilla fighting.

This is why people believed it, because everyone wants it whether they know it or not.

Why are you browsing with an unsecure browser and computer?

>According to the polls, in a head to head match up, I'd beat Drumpf 54-46. I have sound policy on tech and foreign affairs, and for those reasons, I'm in.

Cuban/Scarborough 2020

AWOOO!

awesome.

burn that reddit cancer

Honestly, you just kick around here, look orderly and scary, and enjoy the hospitable locals. There are a few markets around here where you can buy cheap tech and it feels pretty safe.

I'm not. I got all the right stuff but I'm just curious if Hiro has relented.

Still there. Use a browser with uBlock Origin, or an API client.

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Where in Korea? What unit in Bliss? We have military going in and out of Korea DAILY. One post on Sup Forums isn't going to do shit, fag.

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Trump Curse was real Alabama had everything go wrong but once the Jesus loving QB who said DEUS VULT used Holy Ghost Power to overpower the curse, Alabama somehow won.

I wouldn't know because I never browse unsecured or with kusOS desu. Sorry.

Get a botato bag, put it in there, tie a string around the opening of it, then throw it into a river. It will stop awooing in a few minutes.

We just kind of do our own thing. This isn't bootcamp.

>"THE DAY OF THE ROPE CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH, YOU FILTHY DIRTY KIKE!"
Brit NO!

>Use a browser with uBlock Origin
>Not having it in the first place with extended blacklists, forced https, and javascript blocking

I'm sure its more than just that, but they usually keep it under radar, like joint-task operations and drill procedures done on an irregular basis.

It would need a fake moustache and a John Miller nametag.

CFP/anthem megathread

the new face of JUST?
>bam margera arrested for DUI

tmz.com/2018/01/08/bam-margera-arrested-dui/

>Lactatia

This can't be the name, it just can't holy fuck send help

hold the box still

Glad that I never turned my stuff off.
I so didn't need to see that before I go to bed. I really hope the Frankfurt School pays for this.

Sure sure, but a lot of guys try to keep their costs down by eating on the military dime. Burn through your paycheck otherwise.

You fucking retard that is exactly what intelligence units do DAILY! You can easily find out which units are based at Bliss, track their deployment cycles, and get a pretty good idea.
Every dumbass running their mouth is another piece of the puzzle for intel people.

Tucker wants to give this guest a right hook.

Not really, I'm not a navy seal or ranger or anything like that.

>SAVE US OPRAH

Have you seen nigger names?

How dare you

>killing the awoo

Need to hire a lawyer, I gotta get a jew right?

There's a burger king, mcdonalds, and kfc within walking distance of where I live. I'm not too worried. I'll stick with what I can scrounge on my own.

How many of you live with sin? True sin? Acts, decisions, atrocities committed that have painted your soul with black stripes. They burn. Sometimes I can't sleep at night, and sometimes during the day it becomes to painful to hold in, so I do a little light screaming, disguised as moaning, to relieve the pressure, otherwise I'll explode.

that's not even a good one

>Trump is there, Georgia dominates
>Trump leaves, Georgia chokes

Really processes my peanuts

>Nah

I want to see Oprah do a Pentagon press briefing.
>YOU GET AN AIRSTRIKE
>YOU GET AN AIRSTRIKE
>EVERYONE GETS AN AIRSTRIKE
>RELEASE THE BEES

RIP Party of Slavery

ITS OVER

dailycaller.com/2018/01/08/exclusive-house-intel-information-has-received-all-docs-on-trump-dossier-from-doj-and-fb-i/

NUNES HAS THE FISA APPLICATIONS

Just wait until Brady takes the owl again

Right, they waste their time on a mongolian throat-singing forum looking for opsec breaks. I'm done with you retard, enjoy the pit with the other fag.

Get the most yiddish one you can

Fine.

You sure that's not his father, Phil?

That is exactly what they do. They look for goldmines of information posted by idiotic relatives on places like facebook, instagram, and yes even Sup Forums.

Lookin a lot like his retarded uncle there.

I want Joe "Children Hiding" Biden to run

you don't make it through life without picking up some weight for your heart.

>Eating fastfood when you're in Korea
M8 I don't know what base but they have Japanese 7/11s and great places I wouldn't pass up. Not into the food or kind of far away from local stuff?

Nah, Bam never really had that far to fall. Far as I could tell, this is just another day for him.

The Chinese and Russian governments have shills on /k/ every day.

Half of all Tyrons are college educated gun owners.

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I too voted for Drumpf.

Well now I want to replay Final Fantasy X...

>not killing the awoo cancer
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