STOP RIGHT THERE! You, yes YOU have just been appointed PM by the Queen herself after winning an unprecedented referendum calling for the ousting of the government and for you to be given complete control over it. What do YOU do to make Britain GREAT again? Who do you appoint to various cabinet positions?
HARD MODE: No breaking the law (like death squads murdering all pakis) at least not overtly.
Brayden Sullivan
Doesn't surprise me any more. This is reality now, and will be the reality until we vanish into oblivion.
Michael Rodriguez
i dont even get what the student unions even do anymore
Elijah Ramirez
Why do students need to be unionised?
Sebastian Davis
>HARD MODE: No breaking the law (like death squads murdering all pakis) at least not overtly. *legalises foreigner hunting as 1st act"
Lucas Bailey
>No breaking the law (like death squads murdering all pakis) at least not overtly. It won't be breaking the law once I force the legislation through with emergency powers
Easton Nguyen
SKR-R-R-R-RAAAAP
PAK KAK KAK KAK KAH
SKYAHHHH
POO POO POO POO DOO DOO
Joshua Barnes
Christ Joey Lauren Adams is 50. It really does speed up as you get older
Luis Long
Quick someone fetch the electromagnets
Bentley Watson
OH NO! America has just invaded you under the pretence of deposing your 'Evil Dictatorship of Tyranny' and have placed a puppet government in charge while the country descends into civil war.
YOU LOSE!
Eli Peterson
*Fires nukes at dc and goes down in a ball of flames*
Dominic Robinson
I make use of Trident, so Britain may die with the Philistines
Nicholas Jones
Eddie do you want us to set you up a GoFundMe?
Cameron Reed
Build a containment wall around London, legalise all drugs, chuck a bunch of weapons in, televise for profit.
Ryder Barnes
haha based!
Alexander Moore
Sorry this game takes place after the inevitable Corbyn Government (it's actually why the Queen called a the referendum that facilitates your rise to power) so Trident is long scrapped.
Luis Brooks
They blamed me for decking. They tarnished my name. Cancelled my show and me, I was blamed. My faith in the Anglican church and it's God. Were trampled just like a soggy dirt clod. Dimmock joined Poundland and Walsh disappeared. These things in effect, compounded my fears. I sharpen my shears and prepare vats of acid. Now Al An-Titchmarshi. I'm no longer placid. They banned me from every gardening shop. I scheme and I plot - it is me you won't stop. Now bend over Kaffir, I'll chop off your heads. Your blood it will spill and quench my flower beds.
Landon Phillips
b8 threads are the best threads.
James Robinson
Could you explain this meme to me (wank in the garden)?
Aiden Edwards
Damn, what happened to Wesley Snipes?
Adam Hall
Any else getting hard at the thought of the Conservative party dieing in our lifetime?
>membership dropping, now below the Lib Dems >only demographics they win with is the over 50s >Tory rebels still trying to hault Brexit at every turn and voting with other parties >TM is one of the worst PM's in history >sales of right-wing newspapers are declining >non-whites overwhelmingly vote for left-wing parties
Time for a nationalist takeover of the party.
Brayden Turner
He wanks in the garden
Mason Sanders
Post 'em
Gavin King
It's a gamble, but there's an incredibly slim possibility that one of the parties which springs up to replace him are closer to our point on the spectrum than what currently exists, so it might end up going well for us.
Joshua Lee
Brexit: poles out, pakis in
Jacob Foster
Is Shaqposting Brit/pol/ approved?
Noah Jackson
no
Levi Price
Sajid Javid is the future
Dominic Scott
don't have a job posting
Daniel Sanchez
>Chad is subject to physics That's where you're wrong user.
>One defendant, Daniel Boguvonic, said he intended "to fight these charges from start to finish".
BOGPILLED
Josiah Anderson
foreign secretary - nigel farage home secretary - nick griffin defense secretary - ray mears chancellor of the exchequer - godfrey bloom education secretary - david starkey health secretary - peter hitchens business secretary - moggy justice secretary - the corpse of bowden communities secretary - douglas murray coke and fags secretary - woes
also effective immediately would be a ban on speaking foreign languages and mentioning diversity in a positive light in public on pain of death
James Hall
>Boguvonic >Patatas Slavs and Spaniards are risking their freedom for England, what's your excuse?
Brayden Sanchez
Mr Thomas denied an additional charge of possessing the Anarchist Cookbook 2000, which contains information likely to be useful for preparing acts of terrorism.
Mr Boguvonic also faces charges of intending to incite racial hatred by posting material which is threatening, abusive or insulting at Aston University campus in Birmingham in 2016, which he denies.
Cameron Garcia
Register as indigenous for indigenous postive discrimination. What's that (((Sarah))), you can't on moral grounds? What a terrible shame.
Ayden Barnes
Forget that Corbyn nonce.
Nicholas Morales
ANYONE ERE WATCHING THE FOOKIN FOOOTEEEE TANIGHT? WHAT ABOUT DAT BLOODEEE REF T'UTHA NIGHT EH? 'AVIN A BLOODY LAFF E WAS. BLIMEY
Angel Clark
>ANYONE ERE JOININ THE FOOKIN DUNGEN RAID TANIGHT? WHAT ABOUT DAT BLOODEEE DWARF T'UTHA NIGHT EH? 'AVIN A BLOODY TROLL E WAS. BLIMEY
>ANYONE ERE FOOK THEIR LIFE UP SO BAD THEY AVE TO SLEEP IN A FOOKIN CAR?
Eli Butler
wtf im a libdem now
Nathaniel Russell
WAT D'JOO JUST SAY 2 ME U FOOKIN LITTLE ELF CUNT? AL 'AV UR BLOODY EAR OFF U CHEEKY SHITE. BONKERS DAT 1. BLIMEY
William Rogers
>implying living in a car isn't superior form of habitation
Aiden Cruz
Boris Johnson is undoubtedly trying to improve his popularity before he takes over and fights an election; all of his family members going on reality TV is just a vain attempt to make him seem relatable.
Elijah Martin
FREE LIONS ON ARE SHIRT
ME STEPMOTHER'S FACE BURIED IN AN IPAD
Gabriel Turner
Is all that shit on her faces for the purpose of 3d tracking?
Lucas Nelson
That guy could teach me primary school level english lit any day! > So cool > Much wow
Xavier Ortiz
...
Elijah Cook
Phone-posting so I don't have it, but my most recent one was right wing populist
Grayson Hall
I miss the Eliotposter.
Samuel Green
My man
Jason Howard
/dead/
Gabriel Russell
Going to be applying for the royal navy today or tomorrow lads. What do you think I should apply as Weapon Engineer or Marine Engineer? And why?
Levi Jenkins
Ulsterman reporting in. Praise kek and paisley.
John Rogers
> Some of the greatest scientists EVA! > "Progress" is "science" > Tradition VS science for some reason.
Jonathan Perry
I'm training to be a seaman specialist hahaha. That's what I'm gonna have to tell everyone
Blake Ramirez
>12 years old, 12th birthday >love DBZ >mum decides to make me Senzu Beans on toast for breakfast >spends a pretty long time making me my special themed meal, somehow managing to put red stars in my special Dragonball drink >serves Senzu Beans on toast for breakfast >I am really excited and happy >my dad Eddie is hungover and mad again. He normally ignores us, he spends most of his time on his phone chatting to people on a basket weaving forum >sits down at the table, he opens a can of stella and starts muttering "these fucking nonces" and his tic of "ANONYMONG" gets worse and worse. >starts asking 'what the fuck is this fucking nonce shit you cunting snake with tits' to my mum >she meekly explains it is Senzu Beans on Toast for my birthday >he looks at me >''Maybe this ugly little nonce wants a fucking six year old to smile at him, the only thing I want smiling at me is a fucking woman who has made me a full english'' >throws all my breakfast on the floor and tells me to fuck off or he'll punch me in throat >my mother starts apologising and cooking him a fucking full english breakfast >I run upstairs to hide underneath my Beyblade bed covers. I wish I didn't have to live here. >After eating his breakfast, he loudly exclaims "YOU KNOW I HATE FUCKING SMOKED BACON YOU CUNT". I hear a smack. He's punched her in the throat again. >Eddie eventually leaves for work at Forbidden planet >go downstairs >mum is clearly crying >she gives me my presents >one of them is a Piccolo action figure >one is a stack of Evangelion DVDs >one is the One Piece OVA >one is an anime body pillow of Misty from Pokemon >dad superglued condoms to all of them with post it notes saying things like 'i wish your mothers womb had caught fire with you inside' on the DVD's and 'i wish I had slotted you little cunt on the way back from the hospital' >pretend they aren't there, thank mum for the gifts and hug her >Eddie beat her later on after drinking another bottle of Tesco Value White Spirit
Caleb Stewart
top fucking kek
Jayden Campbell
>He returns sometime in the afternoon, still high on amphetamines and smelling of semen >"WHERE IS THAT LITTLE ANONYMONG NONCE CUNT" he screams. >He's found my secret Little Witch Academia dvd. I forgot to hide the box and disc up in my room. My heart sinks and my mouth goes dry. I begin to cry and look for an exit, instead I push my large toy box against the door to try and stop him. I can hear him ascending the stairs now, my mum tries to stop him but he slots her right then and there, I hear her roll down thestaircase before she hits the bottom with a deafening thud >Not mum.... >He's kicking the door in now, it only takes him a few blows before he is in my room. >"Please dad, think of the time you were in the military.... you were happy then" >He goes berserk. He kicks my teeth out of my arsehole >The world fades to black.
Do you have the opportunity to train as a Warfare Officer? If so do that, if not then Marine Engineer since you'll have more opportunities available once you leave. Alternatively I'd suggest going into the Merchant Navy instead.
Ryan Williams
Why is my posting of this image not fulfilling me emotionally?
Henry Roberts
Could really, though only interested in serving the minimum 4 years. As far as I'm aware, officers serve longer terms? I was leaning towards Marine for that reason.
Jacob Turner
>>>>>>Justine Greening quits in shambolic Tory cabinet reshuffle.
This dyke bitch should have been fired long ago.
Benjamin Ross
Over here in africa, in this country, we would laugh our asses off at these black brits.
What are you looking for? If it's just a brief 4 year contract then it might be ideal to choose marine engineer. You'll have at least some expertise when you leave if you want to continue working in engineering on dry land. If you want an actual career out of all this with good money I can't recommend the merchant marine enough.
Not that desperate. I know a few RFA officers and they all talk about how the RFA has stopped taking officers bilaterally and now trains them from cadets to prepare them for a career in the RFA. They can afford to be picky since opening their doors to the likes of ferry officers wasn't the best idea.
Nice
Juan Morgan
The trouble with 8values is that most of the questions are 'well maybe, it depends'?
Like the 'if migrants come should they assimilate to our culture' the answer for me would be no because I want separation but then the quiz will move me towards a progressive libertarian ending.
Dylan Flores
Want to do a job where I can gain some skills, and a few years down the line come out much better for it. Then transition into something more close to home, where I can start making a family.
