What a bunch of niggers

.>Claim to have won the War of 1812...50 years before they were a country
>Muh Vimmey Ridge
>Who would win? The entire Canadian military, or one small port town called Dieppe?
>Who would win? The entire Canadian military, or one sandy hill guarded by starving Soviet POW's and Hitler Youth?
>Remember that time the Canadian army was kicked out of Somalia and their airborne was dismantled because two of their chuggs got caught raping a Somali teen with a broom stick?
>Thanks for Kandahar, faggots
Is there any military more niggardly than the Canadian military? Syrup niggers, explain yourselves!

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I love hearing faggotry from guys who have only ever LARPed a military service without having a real service and claims to knew everything because he plays cod.
Faggot

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I served in Helmand Province of Afghanistan in 2009, we were cleaning up the mess you and the bongs made. Canadians were so shit additional surge troops had to be dedicated to Kandahar specifically. Nasty fucking things

What a LARPing faggot.

Nigger please you idiots lost that war. How many American were sacrificed to Israel in the Middle East? And how is the Middle East now?
Faggot.

You lost. Stop being butthurt. The leafs raped your assholes

Who did you serve with kid? You faggots pulled back to bases in 2008 but kept LARPing like you were holding territory into 2011, I know specifically because my wave from 2nd MEB was supposed to go into Kandahar but we went to Helmand instead because you wouldn't ceed the battle space. Canadian troops are trash, the only guys with worse gear and training were I would say the Germans

>Who would win? The entire Canadian military, or one sandy hill guarded by starving Soviet POW's and Hitler Youth?
FAKE NEWS

I've been to Juno beach faggot, Canadians are the biggest pussies on the planet. Also I un Ironically believe your PM is Fidel Castros son, like how does this not get discussed more? It's glaring

>HURR DID YURR SURVE WERTH KID!

Baiting faggot.
Keep bragging up a fake career about sucking Israel dick.

Just what I thought, you're nothing but a pussy leaf civilian. I'll bet you've never fired a gun! Probably a bugman from Ontario

Don't be provoked. The mighty Leaf crushed the American David's Star

You fags are nostalgic for world war jew and the British Empire, never to return!

>I've been to Juno beach faggot
Nice rebuttal you retarded faggot.

And I too believe Justin is Castros son. His 'father' was a cuck and his mother was a whore.

Fuck you guys throw more soldiers at a task than the chinks would.
Sort yourselves out buds.

Justin Castro: 6'2
Pierre Trudeau: 5'8
Margret Trudeau: 5'6
Fidel Castro: 6'3
>Really makes you think

>Juno Beach
The beach was defended by two battalions of the German 716th Infantry Division, with elements of the 21st Panzer Division held in reserve near Caen.

MURICAN EDUKATION BTFO

Yeah, because we're the only ones pulling our weight in NATO. We should throw you free loading kikes the fuck out, 3 regiments of infantry for your entire cuck country? And why the FUCK do your SF have muffin tops?!? Pic related, probably died of a heart attack trying to run up a hill, fat fuck...

Wheres the source on that, leaf? Canadian department of propaganda?

Nice bait faggot.
Go back to cod LARPing, kike worshipper.

Nice try faggot.
Everyone knows Canada is too polite to use propaganda.

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Amerimutts are essentially Canadian rape children. That is how badly you guys lost.

See, THIS shit right here is why you are niggers. Always trying to take credit for shit other people did because you HAVE no history. Washington was burned in August of 1814 by thoroughly British infantry fresh from the Peninsular War in Spain. They sailed across the Atlantic, arrived via Bermuda, and landed in Maryland. They were under the command of Major General Robert Ross, who seems not have set foot on North American soil in his life prior to the assault, and who would die in action before ever reaching Canada itself.

They broke the American defenses in Maryland at the Battle of Bladensburg, marched inland, occupied Washington, put it to the torch, and then lit out again. "Canadians" had nothing whatever to do with it except in the most dubious abstract sense -- that is, of the thing having been accomplished by soldiers fighting on the same side as the Canadian colonists. In much the same way, it was the Soviets who landed in Normandy in 1944, and the Germans who bombed Pearl Harbor
A
Fucking
Leaf

Says the guy whose ancestors was created in a nigger cloning lab less than 200 years ago. BTFO

>MUH GUNS MUH WARS MUH MUH BURGERS! MUH ISRAEL USA! USA! USA!

Do you think all Americans are millato or something? You know we have like 170 million white people in our country, right stupid?

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Not looking too good for the elusive """white""" Americans.

You have less places to run to in leaf land, dumbass Le 62%er

I'd much rather have a chink problem than a nigger problem with weekly chimp outs.
At least the chinks keep to breeding to themselves and are generally isolated.

Your niggers are out of control.
Maybe you're a nigger?

Are you absolutely autistic? Niggers stay in nigger hoods and mostly kill other niggers or poor whites too stupid to not live among wild apes. Chinks flood the nice suburbs like Markham and Richmond and take away middle class jobs, and are currently colonizing your country via the realestate market. Blacks don't own shit. Also, Montreal, Toronto, and Vancouver are pretty nigger infested...

Didn't your PM recently "Ask illegals to not illegally sneak into your country"? Rumor has it a lot of taco niggers to sneaking there too mate.

>a nigger problem with weekly chimp outs
>Your niggers are out of control.

You mean Canadian innercities aren't arenas where you make primates kill each other over drugs and then watch the hilarious videos that result?

Mulattoman speaks. Wait til Canadians clean up your gene-pool. You will cry I think

>Using autistic as an insult = virgin faggot niggerlover

They actually have a yuge problem with organized crime in Ontario and Quebec, Canada is a hologram of the US minus the 1st and 2nd amendments so they can neither defend against nor speak up about this...

NEET Sperg in spurdo socks detected

The Brits were the only ones getting shit done, you stupid fucking yanks kept killing eachother and the allies because you are trained by inbred spastics for 4 weeks and treated as a professional soldier, in reality you are israel monkeys

>You

How does it feel dying for Israel?

You absolute limey cunt, when I first got to Bastian they were finding IED's 200 meters outside of the wire and your guys had such strict ROE you couldn't top the little haji kids from getting close enough to your guard posts to throw rocks at you. Absolute disgrace of a military

Just wait until my autism goes nuclear normie faggot

The English army is regarded as better quality than yours by everyone except you

No balls

Taco niggers bring qt latinas with them tho

Canadian hate thread?

Like who? Also nobody even knows about the Canadian army, and those who do say you are meme tier shit

My balls will rain from the heavens and destroy you
What? I meant the British army. Are you drunk?

What did the bongs do wrong? I have a friend who served there around that time and this sounds like good banter fuel.

But that's wrong you fucking retard
70% of the fighters in 1812 were settlers living in what would become Canada
We burned down your shit capitol, the buzz from the whiskey wore off, and we left the British to get BTFO
Stay mad and keep LARPing

They were garbage, them and the Canadians started taking high casualties so they pulled back to bases. Troops on large bases= no territory held, no troops lost. It's how you lose a war without appearing to lose one

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How dumb are you? Canada was and still is a military garrison for BRITISH TROOPS, FROM ENGLAND You muppet

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>high casualties

Pic saved. Will drop that on him. Any specific bong failure stories?

every time I think of an American I always remember the one time I met one and he was olive skinned, barely over 5 feet tall, and was addicted to mcdicks

BECAUSE YOU WENT INTO KANDAHAR WITH LESS THAN 3000 TROOPS
And half of them were fat fucking POG's who never left KAF

our southern colony getting uppity again

don't make us come down there, again, and raze your capital to the ground, again

Well their SAS got repelled from and failed to take a castle in 2002 that regular Marine infantry took by literally walking in (Khan Neshin)

Who you going down with, leafy? Not sure if you were aware but your infantry has less than 6000 men...

Quality is always better than quantity amerimutt burger.
You are just mad because you now realize Amerimutts fight like chinks, basically throw meat shields at a middle eastern problem until it goes away.

Sounds like piss poor odds..

FOR YOU

Uh oh, the first response was pretty much a failure lol.
>I'll claim you never served in the military which, regardless of if it's even true or not, will then mean that you're not qualified to judge Canada's fucked up military history!

Holy shit if Americans got that salty that fast over people shitting on the US military, we'd all be dead from aneurysms.

Haha you Americans are pussies. Check out these Swedish soldiers. They are laughing at the bulletwholes through their legs, now that is true warriors:
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3:44

You Americans are faggots that fear death. The Germanic spirit is stronger and laughs at death

Dude, I don't believe half the shit the government tells me, but are you delusional enough to honestly think your soldiers are better trained than ours?

>Canadian army budget: 14 billion
>US military budget: 600 billion

He’s not SAS and wasn’t even in the army at that time so not really bantz-effective. Thanks though, that pic will be enough.

Canada would like to sincerely apologize to America for all the harm we did to you.

Even though we burnt down your white house before we became the post national pseudo country of canada, it is still something we apologize profoundly for.

*tears start streaming down cheeks*

I just hope that all you faggots can forgive us

Nah you guys mostly die from war casualties and losses in foreign countries.

>this thread again

cant get over gettin canacucked can you

...so we die from actually fighting in wars? God damn are all Canadians autistic or something? I legit can't figure out if the is guy is retarded or just reaching for a strawman

You're really using a budget to compare quality of troops?

All that says is you're spoiled brats.

Like you can literally look up which British units were involved in the burning of Washington, claiming it was Canadians just makes you look ignorant to history...so yes, you are niggers taking credit for things other people did

Actually Canadian regular troopers vs yank regular troopers do receive more training.

But its a bit of a red herring, they receive more training because there are less specialists, less combined arms resources ect ect, so basic troopers have to flesh out more varied roles with far less logistical support.

I am pretty sure canada is unable to defend itself from or attack any real country without NATO/USA

Lol yeah fighting and dying in Kike wars you dumb amerimutt

Gtf back to t_d

At least we complete the task. Even the Romanians were better than you faggots and they weren't even as well trained.

Our Marine Corps is larger than your combined army, navy, and air force. No way with all of the "diversity" in the Canadian forces you are going to say you hold a candle to USMC boot camp

Pretty sure ISIS raped Iraq after you guys left.

GG though.
Task complete
'MERICA!

regards and facts are two different things.

Why the fuck do you think all US troops are "specialists" US Marines have a lower budget than the US army, and as a rifleman I was crosstrained on everything from mortars to driving the LAV's

I quite literally said it happened before canada was even a country.... hell we still are not a real country.

You understand that before Canadian, and even American history began, it was all British history right?

>throwing meat shields at a middle eastern problem till it goes away

Pretty sure we went over this.

I was IN Iraq in 2008, the war was over. ISIS no longer exists in Iraq. Shut the fuck up you stupid syrup bitch

>I was in Iraq

On which call of duty game?

You retard, the British troops that burnt Washington went back to England...do you think they just hung around and bought houses in Toronto or something? Cucknadian education

right... you have marines, navy, airforce, army, ect ect... whole departments of specialists so big that they no longer register as specialists to you.

we dont have a real navy, airforce, marines, ect ect...

Why is that so hard to comprehend?

Our grunts getting "more training" to do a shit tonne of tasks doesnt make them better trained, it is just a consequence of an underfunded military that is spread too thin trying to do too much with too little.

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is canada even a real country? it's more of a mix of American, British and French states where they send all their fags lol

That's implying your grunts DO a shit load more tasks. They are fat WOG's. Even the French do more than you, they took over global peace keeping like early 2000's from Canada

OH WOW
You posted a photo of a poo street.

>getting additonal training doesn't make you better trained

canada stfu, like 12 aussies could btfo your entire army

also where does brazil get this kind of money from, i know they have 10 times as many people as us but, what does brazil export? coffee? cocaine?

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HAHAHA the leaf defense force. At least we die fighting and not on our knees taking it up the ass from Mohammad and his transvestite friends like you and your faggot prime minister.

I'm sorry you're America's retarded cousin. You almost made it! Kind of like Bill Murray's vastly less successful brother. It's obvious how bad it burns you faggots.
Day of the rake soon, don't worry boys. You won't have to live out your cowardly, meaningless lives much longer. I know I wouldn't if I lived in that level of pathetic beta non-country.

>must post serial number and pic of uniform or just larp
gas yourself

Aussies are pretty bro tier actually, I liked you guys overseas guy let me try your little Styer Aug

all their money goes on the military. it's quite obvious when you look at their crime rates and standard of living

Yeah I got to shoot an Aug too, and the britfags L85.

Ok there mr autism

Your reading comprehension is pretty bad if that is what you pick up from my "canadian military trains its troops more, to do a shittier job" posts mate.

I literally bash the canadian military for over training, but under funding/acting...

Its better to have a guy who knows one job really well then a guy who knows all the jobs poorly/superficially and never actually does them.