Jesus was a socialist

Jesus was a socialist
Now you can too!

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there is one key difference, Jesus taught you should share with others if you want to, socialism says you have to

Shut the fuck up you commie faggot

Join your local Christian communist party

kys fag go drink some milk

christianity and communism don't go together at all, neither do christianity and capitalism

Don't forget that Jesus can create unlimited water, food and clothing.

Yes, a National Socialist. He too fought against the **** and spoke the truth. They killed him for it.

"Give your money to Caesar to redistribute it to the poor." - Not Jesus

Christianity is inherently left wing ideology, whereas Islam is right wing.

both of these statements are wrong

All things can be accomplished through profit sharing, red meat, and the bible

you wanted to say correct, no?

>Jesus was a socialist
He was also Jewish

>Jesus was a socialist
REND
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CAESAR

Jesus was a jew, enough said

>this thread again
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False. Socialists are the ones pushing for more Islam.

We must unify through stalins hammer and strong sexy fist

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Socialists hate Jesus and want to annihilate christianity (and every other religion in the long run)

Learn english

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No, I mean what I said.
There's a reason christianity first spread to the poorest subjects of the Roman Empire and that is that several of the demands of Jesus are socialist-like in nature, like redistribution of wealth, collective ownership etc. Even though christianity was later steered away from its traditional values from the heads of the church, even Lenin himself at times used to highlight the revolutionary nature of the earliest stages of the christian religion.
For the part about capitalism and christianity not being compatible, I suggest you read "The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism", which you obviously haven't.

Fuck off with that heresy

Trips of truth. This is correct.

Communism/Socialism/Leftism/Progressivism

It's all Marxist Jews. They change their name when it suits them.

Please point me to the verse where Jesus said set up a government so that that government can regulate and distribute everyone's wealth equally. Pro tip, you can't.

Truth is godly, so right wing is more christian
You're equal in Heaven not on Earth
And forcefully taking others money is not christian at all, why do you think marx despised christianity? Socio-politically christianity is far-right

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Is that Soviet atheist propaganda?

I bet you're an athiest. It's always the athiests telling Christians what their religion demands of them.

Socialists hate religion though

How does it feel knowing that in a communist society your gay snowflake ass would be the first executed?

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From a pope

from which?
if it's from after 1958 I reject it

Neat!

Where in the Bible does he advocate using state violence and coercion to force people to share? I wanna read that shit, I bet it's dope AF.

Te meto la percha tu cerdo gordo

And man how true that is, even outside of the context of christianity and religion. Marxism is regressive and anti-progress. Funny how they call themselves 'Progressives'.

Kinda like how 'Net Neutrality' was the opposite of neutral.

I, for one, enjoy sucking my boss's corporate dick, giving away the majority of my waking hours and slaving away my existence just to barely get by in life. Fuck off, commies!

Socialism and communism are not the same thing, even if a socialist revolution broke out today and socialism was established we'd probably not live long enough till communism comes along.
I get what you want to say, but why would that be the case?

Yes, and it makes me laugh whenever I see a fedora who thinks that atheism is "the best idioligy because atheism never killed anyone unlike christianity or islam".

Not even close to all

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Site lost credibility when it listed George Orwell supporting Socialism.

Once you open your heart and mind to strong red hand of Our Lord and Savoir Jesus Christ, then you will know the truth.

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>"They are not the same I swear! My professor told me so!"

Yes they are. We already went over this. It's all Marxist Jews. It's proven. Marx was a Jew. The bolsheviks were supported by Marxist Jews. The media that supports this shit is owned by Marxist Jews. Your college professors are Marxist Jews.

Open a history book.

Wasn't the history book written by Marxist Jews, too?

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That's all the communist anti-religion propaganda I could find. Feel free to post more.

They conveniently don't respond to this question.

Not until world war II. There are some truths they just can't erase.

I read a pre-WW2 history book once. It smelled of bullshit and was written chuck full of evidence-less eurocentric cliches.

So, let me get this straight:

>if I'm part of the communist upper leadership I'll get executed by the stupid masses
>cultural marxism is a thing because only the communist leaders supposedly believe in it and will impose it to everybody

Are you actually retarded or just pretending?

says the Jew

>respond to the question
>it's dope AF

Mathew 25: 31-46
1 Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God.
2 Consequently, whoever rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves.

I'm not gonna speak your commie gobbledeegook, you can't deny communism/marxism/progressivism/socialism is all about cultural subversion by the elite giga-jews. You can't argue this.

Socialism requires compulsion, Jesus wanted people to do things of their own freewill.

Meanwhile, communists call for a global socialist revolution. Really makes you think.

If you wish to believe everything Jesus said on charity, maybe you should realize Jesus was really actually talking about a heaven and hell. Jesus didn't care about wealth, he just wanted people to hold the abrahamic law steadfast and forfeit worldly obsessions. Knowing this is not possible for man, he acted as a blood atonement for man and served himself as a sacrifice, and allowed people to enter heaven so long as they have faith in him.

He was being serious when he was saying, "My kingdom is not of this world-"

Those verses say nothing of state enforced coercion.

It's simply stating that the only true authority is God.

Capitalism and western influence MURDERED jesus christ

share the wealth
share the the power
share the hammer

Every system requires compulsion.
You are "compelled" by the government to not murder to neighbors, or to steal their stuff.
You are also "compelled" by your employer to act in a very specific way or face homelessness. But people kinda avoid talking about that one.

jesus was religius, socialism frowns upon religion. if anything jesus was a facist

this is the absolute state of Sup Forums

>If you wish to believe everything Jesus said on charity, maybe you should realize Jesus was really actually talking about a heaven and hell. Jesus didn't care about wealth...

^ exactly this ^

And I would like to add, if you don't care about wealth... if you don't value worldly possessions... then why would you insist on redistributing them? Why is it so important for everyone to have equal amounts of it?

Protip: it's not, because that's not what Jesus taught.

Marxists are retarded and desperately grasping at straws at this point.

Just found some more pics.
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>"this is the absolute state of Sup Forums now that me and my team of shareblue snowflakes are getting paid to post commie propaganda here on a daily basis"

corrected

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>Jesus was a Jew
>Jesus was a socialist

Yup checks out.

found a bigger version of the pic.

Only good Communist is a dead Communist.

>Jesus is a socialist guise

>Then the one who had received the one talent came and said, ‘Sir, I knew that you were a hard man, harvesting where you did not sow, and gathering where you did not scatter seed, so I was afraid, and I went and hid your talent in the ground. See, you have what is yours.’ But his master answered, ‘Evil and lazy servant! So you knew that I harvest where I didn’t sow and gather where I didn’t scatter? Then you should have deposited my money with the bankers, and on my return I would have received my money back with interest! Therefore take the talent from him and give it to the one who has ten. For the one who has will be given more, and he will have more than enough. But the one who does not have, even what he has will be taken from him. And throw that worthless slave into the outer darkness, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.’"

>—Matthew 25:24–30,

There's also a reason Jesus preached to the meek and the poor of his age. There are also countless examples of Jesus preaching the distribution of wealth to the poor and that the rich who hold on to their wealth will burn in hell, which is the standard punishment for those who, you know, don't follow his commands.

>I can't argue with this guy
>I'll call him a snowflake

you'll have to do better than that OP, your parents didn't raise you for this

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Top text says something about "Grandma says 'Without God there is nothing.'"

Bottom text says "But science bright light prove that there is no God!"

Hitler loved Jesus.

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>when commies are even triggered by Buddha

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kek that sounds r*ddit-tier

hmmm, nice flags you got there

youtube.com/watch?v=KFG1JQm-Skg

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why must western society continue to propagate such lies

>letting me know I pissed you off
Mmmm thank you. Your anger fuels my life force.

Jesus claimed to be our eternal and unquestionable king...

Ok shareblue
By the way, the fact that you're a commie proves one of two things,
1. You're underaged
2. You're a retarded millenial that complains about the system without actually trying, so instead you beg and plead for free gibs.

Why is this "DOOD JESUS WAS A SOCALIST/COMMUNIST" argument a thing. It does nothing but make the pushers of your ideology look devious. It's such a weird pathetically blatant attempt to get people to be something by an appeal to authority that you yourself outright proclaim as a bullshit authority to appeal towards. In case you haven't noticed, it only comes off as a disgustingly obvious attempt to pull a fast one over these people you're trying to draw into your ideology.

>Jesus was a socialist
lmgtfy.com/?q=Jesus Was Not a Socialist

Well, even if either of that were true, at least I wouldn't have formed a political conscience based on memes from a taiwanese cartoon forum.

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this

>be born of a virgin
>get adored by 3 kings when you're born
>some jew named Herod tries to kill you
>angel warns your parents
>they flee to egypt
>come back when kike Herod dies
>live perfect sinless life
>be greatest human being ever born
>also be God
>hypostatic union
>preach forgiveness and love
>also preach that you came to bring a sword
>preach that you are a King
>Israelites recognize you and follow you
>Jews recognize you and hate you
>Jews start throwing a shit fit
>Pontius Pilate gets involved
>"Please stop"
>Jews don't stop
>"Guys wtf"
>"Kill Jesus and we'll stop!"
>"Uhh what has He done?"
>"KILL HIM NOW GOYIM!!!!"
>"Fuck fine, I don't want Caesar to kill me."
>Get killed by Jews (using Romans)
>Raise from the dead 3 days later

>2,000 years later some fucking cunt claims I was a Communist piece of shit on a tibetan basket weaving forum.
>mfw

epic meme post my friend! xD

It's not like you or I are not spiritually dead people, you wouldn't follow christ if eternal salvation depended on it. I'm going to say I don't owe a starving child shit, and steal from a rich man. I don't think God would care one bit if I was a capitalist or a communist, they both go to hell without faith.

"Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the way that leads to destruction, and many enter through it."

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So in other words you can't. Nice Google search try though.