What would you do if you found out your wife smoked the devil's lettuce?

What would you do if you found out your wife smoked the devil's lettuce?

I'd get angry because she didn't share with me.

Call the cops

We could've had another season

Make her smoke it until she overdoses. She needs to learn her lesson

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WAS REAL.

Divorce her. I don't want to be married to a junkie.

What if your waifu IS the devil's cabbage?

Ask her to share

nothing, its legal here, i dont smoke much myself but I wouldnt mind.

It's supposed to be funny, but it just makes me sad.

>overdosing on weed

I must have made this 4 years ago or more. Holy shit.

DUDE

brownies

>tfw I hate weed culture but love anime girls smoking
Quite the predicament. I would probably do nothing about it.

>know tons of shithead potheads back in highschool
>hate weed with a burning passion due to how fucking retarded they acted

It's those "DUDE I'M SO FUCKING HIGH HOLY SHIT" people that made me hate the stuff.

why must der führer's birthday recieve such ignoble recognition

Divorce. Potheads are the fucking worst.

If I ever caught my waifu imbibing of the marijuana cigarillos I'd drive her to her MA meetings and with god's help we can conquer this terrible affliction.

Disliking something because of those who like it is an easy habit to fall into, but it's childish and should be avoided

I got you my man

As long as it's not in front of the kids I wouldn't mind.

If you start banning shit with a no-compromise policy you can kiss goodbye your marriage and your waifu will leave.

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Japan is incredibly anti-drug so it's unlikely.
Your waifu might be a smoker though, smoking is pretty widespread in Japan.