Why doesn't Japan appreciate oneechans like they do imoutos?

Why doesn't Japan appreciate oneechans like they do imoutos?

Tomino failed to bring about his promised age of older sisters

Because nips have shit taste and Velvet is love.

But if that smile was protected we wouldn't have gotten delicious mindbroken berserker demon oneechan.

I'm still mad.

Velvet is basically for people who want to fuck Guts without feeling gay.

Hell the game is called BERSERia

Fujoshi feel deep resentment and jealousy towards Velvet for being too perfect and having a cute alpha as fuck shota of her very own. And she had a pretty nice boat.

She also has one of the the best goddamn party in Jrpg history.

>black cape
>weird left hand
>berserker
>suffers
Shit she is girl Guts. Just needs a missing eye.

>villain is some asshole in white with a messiah complex, she used to trust, who sacrificed the people she cared about during a blood red moon
>fuck everyone attitude (although she actually cares)
>spends a lot of time on a boat

At least Laphicet didn't get raped in front of her.

But he got penetrated right in front of her.

Just so we're clear here. Sup Forums is a stag beetle board.

>Loves her brother.
>Velvet burns half his face off.
>Then burns down her town.
>Steals her suicide bomber as well.

Why is Velvet so fr*cken mean??

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Stag beetles are shit, rhinoceros beetles are infinitely better.

>Listen Girl Satan, If you help me save my brother, I swear I'm just gonna take him and leave.
>Oh wait, I'm going to choose the least opportune moment to betray you, even though my brother isn't even out of harms way.
>Whoops, now me and my brother are dead. The exact opposite of what I wanted.
Christ, what an idiot.

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Fucking A/Z did more for the oneechan era than goddamn G-Reco.

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BIG SISTERS ARE JUSTICE

I love that skit, especially when several chapters/hours later, they still bring that shit up. My top skit is Eizen's secret underground tunnels thing.

because old hags are disgusting creatures

Aida's only redeeming quality was her body.

Every time Eizen is revealed to be a huge manchild is great.
I also love the bits where his trivia gets corrected by Eleanor and he just sulks for the rest of the conversation.

I wish there was another game that just consisted of Eizen and Rokurou and their ridiculous dick measuring contests.

Agreed, I haven't played P5 yet but it's going to be hard to top how entertaining Berseria's cast was. It also did the impossible and made a shouta character that was likable

Be patient, the era is just started.

A2 is the older sister there.

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my favorite skit was the gang telling elenor to mature her tastes in food and that conversation led from that into how to lead people into battle. must have been the longest skit ever made beacuse that skit lasted for more than 3 minutes and came out of nowhere.

Arthur did nothing wrong.

>Cute waifu is reincarnated as a smoking hot titty monster
>sacrifice her soul to make a ring

Horizon has some of the best Onee-chans

>Lost faith in humanity
>tried to turn everyone into soulless communists
>was a a fountain of crushing despair all along
>his dying words are "Man, I sure wished you died instead of my wife."
Arthur a shit.

>Man, I sure wished you died instead of my wife

To be fair Velvet wanted that too.

old = not cute
young = cute
im guessing its that mindset with japan.

>Basically Guts
>Zero musculature
Guts is swole as fuck. Female Guts should at least be somewhat /fit/. Not Jormungand levels /fit/ per se (though it would be nice) but at least Michelle K. Davis levels or something.

funny how velvet agrees.

Arthur would have become Jesus if his wife and Child was alive.

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Yeah, but it also shows how broken the dude really was. He had a huge chip on his shoulder against human nature.
He wasn't really altruistic to begin with.

Kimi is amazing yeah, but then again you can't walk a step on the musashi before stumbling over a weirdo.

That pretty much goes for everywhere in the Kawakamiverse.

Mommies are getting more popular.

Japan is full of shit eating faggots.

Why is it that birds fly?

Why you gotta discriminate against penguins and pengyons?

How is that birb so chubby?

Stay away from white bread, m'kay?

That's more Ragna than anything.

His senpai died protecting him
His wife died protecting him
Had to take pledge to not turn into daemon and be able to carry on his mission.

Karma is a bitch.

Trusting Satan to keep her deal. user, don't do that.

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>"Watch where you walking nigger"

I'd trust Velvet more than I do Eleanor, that closeted perv.

Holy Jesus Christ. How was it he was the hardest boss by a mile? Look at the fucker.

Because he's 30 levels above you when you're able to fight him.

But user, depending on which Laphicet we're talking here not only that she's an onee-chan but also an oba-san.

>hey, the villian actually has a point
>maybe we could have a moral dilemma in this anime game this time
>nah, he's actually wrong and evil demon was behind all of this all along
>just shove waifus into this pile of garbage, weebs will eat this up
>tfw they actually do

I still will not play it because of the shota.

It's okay user, no one will judge you here, you can come out now.

He's a crappy looking shota. I'm not shotacist I've got friends who are shota

You mean the Laphicet that wanted to turn her into an okasan?

Well, there is sort of a moral dilemma.
You can sorta see Artorius' point of view when you live in a world where having a nervous breakdown can cause you to turn into a feral demon.
I think some people would prefer to get rid of their emotions if that were on the table.

Arthur is still more ambiguous than Innominat, who just comes off as cruel, petulant and sadistic. I'm still not sure how Laphi turned into such a huge asshole during the timeskip.

>playing JRPGs for the writing

Better or worse?

Well he is basically a guy who lost his faith in humanity, then regains it when he meets the love of his life, only to see her and his unborn child get killed and effectively becoming even more cynical. From his perspective it's somewhat understandable that it's better for humanity to remain as docile emotionless husks than unstable beings that cyclically ravage themselves back to stone age.

>BERSERia
Really made me think.

You shut your whore mouth about Phi.

He's actually the truest little thug you'll ever meet.

Blonde shota a shit.

What else would you play them for? Gameplay?

Mate, they're time killers, nothing more, unless you demand every game you play to be a 10/10 multimedia experience for some godforsaken reason.

See now I want to play this game.

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Never played this, but does Velvet end up with the shota? Important question for science

Not him but why would someone decide to spend 40+ hours on a mediocre game?
I'm not referring to Berseria by the way.

Nice desu ne

Yeah a guy on tumblr noted a few aesthetic and thematic similarities.

I'm pretty sure Berserk was an inspiration.

You know how these JRPGs are. Usually characters don't get to hook up. But there is a declaration of love between the two at the end of the game. Whether it's romantic or platonic is up to your interpretation

>I only played like 3 JRPGs

They keep drawing him as if he was smaller but he's actually taller than her, she's just using high heels.

She is beautiful, a great housewife, a good friend and leader, determined and overall truly number one.

>tactically doesn't name any "better" ones because he'd get called out for his shit taste
We all see what you did there.

>wasting time on even shittier version of ff13

FF13 is the shittiest version of FF13 it could be.

Who thought including this little shit was a good idea? She made me cringe so hard.

FF13 is good unless you're autistic about muh open world.

not when ToB is out, famalerino

The story was written by a monkey flinging shit at a keyboard.

There cannot be someone this fucking idiotic.

So, I will call you a troll and be done, sir.

Velvet is a bit too obsessed.

>FF13 is good
Sup Forums contrarian memes have gone too far

It's honestly not very good, story is fun and characters are really good but the game itself is one huge chore.

Innaminot is split into mind and heart. Both are two Laphicets. Laphi was such asshole to Velvet, because he didn't had emotions (they were suppressed) and only memories of her. When Phi punched him, some of the emotions began to awaken within him, but he couldn't even name them. He understood what it was when Velvet sacrificed herself to keep him alive. At least that's what the guide explained.

No. Laphicet actually ends up with someone else.

Laphicet is too adorable

fancy

FABULOUS

That Birth of Venus painting with a Normin gets me every time.