Greetings. I am an Interstellar Being from a hundred light years away

Greetings. I am an Interstellar Being from a hundred light years away.

By my calculations, this sequence should arrive late-2017-early-2018 Earth Cycles.

Our only goal is to communicate.

That is all.

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can we talk on ?

ayy lmao

ayy lmao

based ayy

ayy pls lift us up from this rock, humans are primitive so our technology is quite bad, however we can easily adapt to new inventions

ayyyyy buddy

Fpbp
Also, sage.

Fuck off space niggers we're full

You can crash the moon if you want.

fuck off space nigger. we're full.

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If we let you colonize the moon, can we get a Sup Forums moonbase?
Ayys and Sup Forums alliance when

We humans are very smart. Example: Gender is a social construct and there are at least 72 of them.

Take me to your leader

Fuck off spacenigger we are full.

>space nigger
You need to go back

>speaks perfect English
>refers to Gregorian calendar years as "earth cycles"

Fake and gay

>live hundreds of light years away
>takes light, the fastest moving thing in the galaxy, 100 years to reach earth
>message travels at this speed at the most
>somehow know about Sup Forums despite knowledge of earth being centuries old and before Sup Forums existed
I'm surprised you didn't send a messenger space pigeon to be honest you stupid LARPer.

>lightspeed is easy to calculate to an exact value
>but I am not sure when my message will arrive

>>takes light, the fastest moving thing in the galaxy,
>what is hyper sound

Fuck off spacenigger we're full

Yeah fucken oath ma8 come on down to earth ay, we've got the best beaches, hottest chicks, beer and barbies, stay a while you'll love it lol I'm just kidding m8 we're actually full fuck off don't come here I'll glass ya.

>Hundred lightyears away
>UN flag.
Shill

unashamed to admit i've never heard of it

>an alien uses the Christian year scale

right

this thread shouldn't still be up

get a grip of yourselves you cancerous 15 year olds

Get fucked demon, if you wanted to communicate you picked the wrong cambodian pubic weaving forum.

wanna real have your shit pushed in? watch this playlist then go to that channel and watch the other playlists
youtube.com/watch?v=DXGF9UUGD04&list=PLtFnfSc9NwNzMHGZzPYroNJCPDd4Ymjgf

say bye bye to Kansas dorthy

Hello. How did you perfect interstellar communication.

Hey
bell peppers onion carrots

ORRRRR

onion, celery, carrots

go.

>goal is to communicate
>abandons thread
kys

Came here to post this