Am I the only one who would marry Kobayashi if she were real?

Am I the only one who would marry Kobayashi if she were real?

She's probably a better programmer than me, so yea

We all want to pair up the lonely ones out of desperation and hoping to find someone with low enough standards.

That being said, she is cute in a plain way.

You are not the only lonely person on Sup Forums so no.

She's so normal -- I love it!

Only in the world.

She is literally the perfect woman

>Getting drunk means chugging beer and then orgasming about it

I hate this trope

I don't know about that. Her hairstyle makes me think of Rance.

I definitely would though I would marry most anime girls if they were real

She's supposed to be the self-insert even though she's a woman right?

No she probably sucks at programming.

Is it bad that I actually watched the show for her?

No, that's what you're supposed to do

Good. Because by the end of it I realized all I really wanted wasn't a show about dragons but a show about a drunk OL cake trying to get by.

Then it made me watch Wakako-zake again.

You wouldn't marry her if she were real

I really like her, but I hate drunk people. I would only marry her if she stopped drinking to the point of being wasted every time.

She is a depressing character. A loner, shitty job as code monkey and uninteresting life until she starts living with dragons.

And after she does, she's just like "you're dragons with amazing powers and so, so what?", instead of a more normal reaction of amazement in front of such fantastical development, which means she is just so uninterested in life to the point that she wouldn't really give much of a fuck even if stuff this crazy happens to her. Apathetic to the extreme.

>she doesn't cook
>doesn't clean
>is an alcoholic
>is practically emotionless
>looks like a boy
>probably stinks on her days off

None of you would even look at a real Kobayashi.

I would. She is literally everything that I want (a female version of me)

>marry
>mutually drink ourselves to death

It could work.

I have a soft spot for thin, solid 5s moegly women, even in real life.

I would. In a heart beat.

>Enjoy beer after a days work
>"orgasming about it"
>user has clearly never seen an orgasm
Poor sod.

This desu. She'd be undateable tier irl. Although probably a decent drinking buddy

Hyperbole, couldn't find a better word

But you know what i mean

So you just want to fuck yourself? Wow what a perv

I want to marry Elma.

I find this trope so fucking cringeworthy
Is that like something the Japanese actually do?

>trope
fucking kill yourself

>he doesn't orgasm after every drink
You've been drinking wrong
t. Alcoholic

What should one call it, pattern? Cliche?

>cringeworthy
fucking kill yourself

You would marry anyone you damn autist.

You say something like this, but what is it that you actually want if not someone similar to yourself?

Do you want an instagram whore who looks like a 10/10 and acts insane?


Most of us simply want somebody who is modest and makes us happy. There is nothing wrong with us for it and trying to imply that shows a misunderstanding of what people should want in the first place.

Calm down autist. You should get a drink

>fucking
hecking kill yourself

she'd be a nice friend

The only reassurance for Misato is that her house is already filled with empty cans so odds are she's always hammered

I'm the opposite of that, maybe it'd work out. For a mundane, kinda masculine woman she's not fat or anything.

Kobayashi a cute maid fanatic. She'd be fun to drink and hang out with. Of course I'd wife her.

Yes, you should use cliche. Trope is a literary term that nerds started misusing to legitimise their mindless entertainment, like deconstruction.

Cringeworthy post user

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>Apathetic to the extreme.
someone who might even be capable of tolerating user

The only dragons women like her care about go 7 inches into helms deep to conquer the cervix.

You probably just need a man.

I hate this shit so much.

Man doesn't have pussies.

Can i marry Shouta or is he taken?

They have one very special one in the back

That's disgusting.

I don't understand.

>trusting women to cook

Even if it`s Kobayashi, that`s like having a deathwish.

Sounds like a pretty typical Japanese office worker to be honest. More or less expected to be married to the job and too busy to have a family or even much of a social life outside of work.

Come on, those scary stories are just that. She`s not a suited sararyman entertaining some delegation until her liver goes foie gras.

She wouldn't want a person like me anyway

She's not bad or anything. But Tohru and Kanna would both kill you if you tried, even if it were against her better wishes.
And you'd be dead anyway as soon as you inevitably made a move on any of the dragons.

But you could. After all, Kobayashi is straight.
Tohru is just Kobayashisexual.

Koybayashi's color pallet is exactly the same as Lois Griffin from Family Guy

>on any of the dragons.
But I want to invite Elma on a date and treat her to dinner and desserts.

Oh you pua monster.

ANY of the dragons.
Tohru would kill you for breaking Kobayashi's heart, or trying to get with her.
Kanna would kill you if you tried anything with Tohru (and you'd get arrested with her)
Tohru hates Elma with a passion so she'd kill you even harder if you went after Elma.
Fafnir would kill you himself if you went for the gay option.
And either Kobayashi would kill you or you'd suffocate from Lucoa.
Basically there's no scenario in which you survive if you start with Kobayashi, because Tohru is a psycho.

She's simply not cute.

>Kobayashi would kill you
What?

There is literally nothing wrong with referencing Evangelion.

Speak for yourself.

das pretty lewd user
even for you

what was her christmas presento?

what's her language of choice? Perl?

javascript

Would marry and give massages to. She'd make me feel inadequate as hell though, but I guess that's nothing new.

>tfw you're a system developer but at the same time stupid as shit
>tfw all the other sysdevs laugh behind your back because you don't want to deal with more than three nested loops/conditionals
>tfw have to spend extra time unraveling them with polymorphism instead
>tfw have to unit test everything because debugging is too complicated and hard
>tfw the manager keeps remarking that even a five-year-old could read your code

I just want a nice cake OL gf

does she look indian to you

I am too.

I didn't say java
but seriously there was some code in the anime but I can't really remember it

>your code being readable and having fewest nests possible is a bad thing

bewilderedspongebobfish.jpg

ok It is python

That last one is a good thing.

I'm sure you aren't user. And that's why she'd never accept your proposal.

If I worked at Kobayashi's office I would bully her by putting ACEs blocking ports 80 and 443 on her workstation interface

coincidence or good example of archetype?

Renge is the more obvious choice, not hakua

I love this bitch.

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Calm down Takiya, you`ve got your butt dragon friend already.

Hair down kobayashi is a beauty.

wow user. too mean. Savage.

drunk kobayashi is an international threat

Readable code is a good thing. How can that not be a compliment?

I'd be her stay at home husband

She's gonna run away with the first dude that promises her to be a stay at home wife if you do that

it is not good if you want to keep your job
e.g. pre-Renaissance catholic church

If you get fired for readable code it just means you can earn more money at a smarter company

This is what marriage to Kobayashi would be like

Tooru has it much easier.

So dragons were fighting against god?
"This god is evil" thing in all manga...

Only if they also made lesbian marriage real

>Kobayashi doesn't want Tohru's seed

They should've made the protag a dude, now they're just trying to pander to yurifags for all the difference it made