How does this make Sup Forums feel?

how does this make Sup Forums feel?

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mashable.com/2018/01/09/porn-for-women-searches-2017/
archive.is/1NS3u
m.youtube.com/watch?v=UmnrXMb5s9Y
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_M._Heidnik
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>searches that defined
So not most popular, not relatively popular, just whatever the article author found interesting.

>fidget spinnerporn
>rick and morty porn
Dear God.

I always worry they will show the term "BBC" on these "top searches" lists. Would be humiliating for the white race.

>Rick and Morty
Glad there's porn out there for very high IQ individuals.

No one watches blacked dot com. It's a government funded website from the Obama era.

Kek

the Autism epidemic is getting worse

source ?

Women watch it, the only way they can simulate their dreams of being fucked by a superior male

Also, if you ever want to witness the true genius of Dan Harmons high reflective abilities and writing skills, then watch that episode from Community where the protagonist has to convince the audience of a debate why humans are inherently evil.

Dan Harmon is the biggest brainlet in Showbiz and he's completely convinced it's the other way around.

>fidget spinner porn

Yeah, that's fucking tragic.

I have a really really strong intuition.

Nah mate. Ur mum watches me dp your dad though.

I've searched around half of those things during the past year

ASMR porn??

>porn for women
5 hours compilation of men in baby blue cardigans doing the dishes

I guess you're only half degenerated then.

>porn for women

Which half?

Most offensive thing about that list is the 1080p.
We've had resolutions a lot bigger than that for decades, yet people still have to search for "HD" content, because apparently this shit still isn't the default.
Fucking jews dishing out 720p laptops holding up the process.

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Yaaaes bonita

>Porn for women
?
What does that even mean? What do you expect to get when you put that in the search box?

The fidget spinner thing is either a joke or bots, or maybe both.

The interesting thing about the article I saw linked on Drudge -

mashable.com/2018/01/09/porn-for-women-searches-2017/

- is the daddy search, possibly along with the mom search which has nothing to do with it. It could be mistaken for an increased interest in incest, which we predicted after the spike last year in stepmom searches. But daddy is a gay thing related to bears and may indicate women taking interest in more masculine men. As an alternative to black men this might be a little encouraging. Likewise the mom thing could be attributed to women wanting to see ordinary people having sex, which is a step up from what was growing in popularity the last few years.

>wishfulthinking.jpg

It's also nice to see black and arab countries learning to prefer compulsive masturbation over intercourse. How can we help this along, Sup Forums? Perhaps with a campaign congratulating these countries for choosing the future's sex-positive culture instead of the retrograde cisnormative breeding archetypes which have been abandoned by the global community?

Forgot my archive link -
archive.is/1NS3u

Femdom and cuckholding maybe?

>Porn for Women
>Rick and Morty
>ASMR
>Hentai
In my defence I never specifically went out of my way to look up Rick and Morty porn, I just happened to stumble upon it in a hentai flash game website. You could customize it to have a futa Beth to fuck a flat chested Summer.

I watch blacked.com every day. I am sure many here on Sup Forums do even if they don't admit it.

>Rick and Morty
>Fidget Spinner
>ASMR
The world is becoming more autistic every day

>cheerleader
always reliable

>hen watch that episode from Community where the protagonist has to convince the audience of a debate why humans are inherently evil.
Got a name for the episode or a link to a clip of the debate or something?

almost every porn site cucks anything above 720p behind a payed membership

How are traps/shemales not No.1?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=UmnrXMb5s9Y

Think it's called Debate 109

Korean and Chinese searches up by 50 positions

Extra point for spotting the Simpsons reference.
>That level of intertextuality

Who the fuck searches specific for chinese or korean instead of asian? What the fuck, they all look alike.

no way this is a real representation of what dudes jerk off to

No, they look different. I used to think they're similar, but fuck no. Japanese, Korean, Thai, Filipino, I can tell them apart.

>ebony not even in the top ten

asians have their own hierarchy of asians

Where the hell is shemale? Knowing how many closeted faggots lust after them nowadays I'd think they'd be number one.

Really? They all look alike to me. Same with muslims. Sometimes I'm able to tell turks apart because of the big noses and pale skin.

>can't even fake interest

Poor girl

Why does it seem that they now push the "women watch porn at least in the same amount as men" meme so hard?

I wish normies would stop being degenerates and leave hentai to people like me.

>Topping off the gaining categories for 2017, is ‘Cuckold’ (nsfw) where views have increased by 72%

Fucking nuke this planet already

She looks drugged up desu

thats probably because its counting all the kpop pmv videos

Porn for women is normally a lot more "sensual" and romantic. The guy isn't some muscled up meathead, he's a toned and boyish gentleman with a big (but not TOO big) dick who makes passionate love to a moderately attractive (but not TOO attractive) woman for the viewer to self-insert as. It's very heavily based on the idea of being desired.

Also, don't watch porn you retards. It kills your brain and body.

People who are worried there might be no more koreans soon.

Fift crusade for semite cunts.

That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard

They're trying to decay our morals. And women are so fucking gullible, that they think endorsing porn will further equality. They're digging their own graves.

Why has Cheerleader jumper 366 places in 2017, did people suddenly remember they were hot on 01/01/17 or something?

Women and men have different sexual preferences, who knew? Real "porn for women" is stuff like Fifty Shades of Gray where it's actually about the concept of an incredibly rich and handsome sociopath controlling her life but giving her everything she could ever want. Being provided for and being so desirable that a man would give up everything to be with you is the peak of female fantasy, especially if it involves a rape element.

>no more koreans soon
One could hope. Asians are the only people more degenerate than americans.

porn for women is 50 Shades of Grey

So if I kidnap a woman and put her in my shed she'll fall in love with me? Provided I give her food and water

Because something is hard for you to understand, it doesn't make it dumb sweetie.

You have to be desirable and rich, but if you're desirable and rich enough... yeah, probably. If you're 6'2" with piercing blue eyes, dark hair, a jawline so sharp it could slice through pure carbon and you also have a mansion, you could make it work. However, if you already fulfill those requirements you could just as easily go outside and have women literally fall into your arms begging to be ravaged.

If the shed is crved from marble, on a waterfront, and the food is provided on a silver service by uniformed waitstaff and cooked by a Michelin chef.

Then she'll rationalise anything.

ausfag shitposting has taken a turn for the worst

This is the complete plot of an romance novel, ever.

He's the intern. We'll shove him back under the deck in a moment.
He's really struggling, does not want to wear that blue dress.

Only casuals use pornhub.

Bunch of homos found this guy who did it

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_M._Heidnik

>On November 25, 1986, Heidnik abducted Josefina Rivera. By January 1987, he had five women held captive in the basement of his house at 3520 North Marshall Street in North Philadelphia.

Seems like a plan to me he only got caught cause he let one go to make a phone call so as long as I just keep them in the shed I'll be in the all clear

I know this degenerate bitch who watched gay porn and then wondered why her boyfriend broke up with her because she wanted to fuck him with a strap on. I dunno how she had a boy friend to begin with because she has 3 kids from 2 different guys. My gf told me that it's probably because she does anal and rimmed the guy, let him throat fuck her piss on her. I guess she though he might like getting punished too

>midget spinner

AAAaaahahahahahahaha !!!

Wrong flag, Fritzl. You need Austrian, not Australian.

You need a better class of aquaintance.

nah my gf grew up in frankston so she knows all these loser people. one of her friends got her kids taken off her because she was picking them up drunk from school. then called her saying she was going to carbon monoxide herself. I called the cops and they turned up and she had the garage door open
>too dumb to commit suicide

she probably wasn't really trying though

>when hentai is the least weird term in search stats

Top kek!

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>too dumb to commit suicide

I made a porno Morty! I'm pornstar Rick!

>Fidget Spinner
>Rick and Morty
>ASMR
>Hentai

Starting to believe that this autism epidemic is more than just a meme.

Hannah Hays is my pornfu, it's quite clear she's mentally retarded though

my uncle killed himself with the car method 10 years ago after he got divorced and fucked over. he just called his ex wife and said good bye I will be dead in 5 minutes. she called the cops but it was too late he was a vegetable. while I was sad he did it I also found it funny he always told me "if you are going to do a something, do it right the 1st time."

Anyone else unironically jerks off to porn stats? Am I the only one?

Hopefully.

Your country is not enriched yet.
Get this man a migrant.

Who the fuck searches specific for swedish or spanish instead of white? What the fuck, they all look alike.

Why do you think PornHub posts them?

Source is Black Rose from the dot hack anime.

>A bunch of untrained teenage prison guards exploited their authority so humans are inherently evil
What

you are proof of Rule 34. It may be your sole reason for existing. Also pay dnebts!

Also why has Google served up Private and my surname as captcha? Fucking AI trying to troll me. Google made a mistake trying to educate it with Sup Forums captchas.

Surprised it isn't more degenerate

I was sleeping with an Asian girl who masturbated to porn a lot

She liked to be choked, slapped, and feel like she was being raped

I hate women so much

Sad thing is she probably thought that was a relief - he was no longer in his life.
Unless he came back and haunted her.

I googled her and it says she's 16.

i thought about this, but it might also be for market researchers etc. it's a business after all and jews need to know what kind of porn to produce

what was her dad like?

Is that black rose? Why did they pick a 15 year old anime?

Sounds liek you were made to each other. Should have out a collar on it.

Someone should bring that to this obviously upstanding website's attention. I'm sure their moral compass is working just fine.

like, put.
Fuck it.
Drunk posting again.

Curious. I wonder what do the do with spinner.

no, no it broke her. he was a plumber who fell off a roof fixing a hot water system. he was self employed so she had to get a job. she started fucking some guy and divorced him, they had 4 white kids. she was polish btw.

she didn't have any legal right to turn off his life support so my mum and nan said do it. she cried and said stupid shit about how he could come back, she loved him

she now hates my mum and nan and tries to stop them seeing her kids even though all but one is over 18 and can do what they want