> following of drooling mouthbreathers that could potentially outnumber those who voted for the Internet may-may > large enough ego that could rival that of the current president > celebrity status so therefore people give a shit > mah woman president > has the backing of even Republican lawmakers
We're going to have to anticipate President Winfrey in 2020, aren't we?
God damn, when can we expect an actual politician to return to the White House?
I'm tired of this celebrity worship bullshit and yes, that includes Drumpf.
Future more enlightened civilians of the world are going to look back at this current time and wonder what the hell was going on in the world of politics. It still feels awkward that we're going to have Donald Trump in our history books and it's going to get even more awkward if we have to add in Oprah Winfrey too.
Evan Myers
Rosey O'Donnell should run for presidency just so there would be a massive blood bath between these two retards. At this point, I don't give a fuck anymore. Sprite.
Tyler Cox
Even if Oprah ran on nothing about her race or gender, it'd become another wedge issue race. Then it just becomes a question if Hillary's weak minority turnout becoming more energized is enough. Even then it's not clear if that minority label would extend significantly beyond black people. Or even black women. People underestimate how important it was that Obama was a black man, not a black woman.
Andrew Reed
Except there's not a single person that like her that wasn't a forever democrat sort already. They're just pandering to their base with her, and pandering that won't be enough to win any of the swing states.
Jordan Rogers
Oh i fucking dare Dems to put Oprah for 2020, i fucking double dare them
Noah Myers
Hopefully they'll see that identity politics legitimately drive people insane.
Easton Parker
>Democrats know they can't win with a normal politician > so they clamor for a celebrity to run for them. muh woman, muh black woman. perfectly pushes the feminazi bullshit we've been plugging day in and day out
yeah nah
Eli Allen
Plus a majority of Oprah's viewers were middle class white women who voted for Drumpf.
Kayden Lewis
I hope she does run, because I think that'll be the final straw for americas modern political system
Hunter Howard
> feminazi Nice scapegoat, don't you think it's time to take responsibility for your own life instead of placing blame on others, Anonymous?
Ryan King
You'd rather have another corrupt politician like Hillary who stole millions of dollars? I don't think so. Most politicians tend to be horrible rapists or crooks. Are you this young?
Angel Hughes
I'll say it again: after Trump the two things the next president shouldn't be is another media personality or another member of the oligarchy. So hopefully no Winfrey or Zuckerberg.
Jack Gray
No, where did I imply that?
Ryder Wood
tv star vs tv star, sounds great even though trump isn't going to run for reelection because he hates his job
Brayden Robinson
I have some bad news for you, my boy, this is happening and this is the current state of American's political system.
Jonathan Parker
I think may be right. I think American democracy is pretty much fucked. I say this as an American. I think the whole system of government needs to be revamped and redone.
>I'm tired of this celebrity worship bullshit and yes, that includes Drumpf. Does that include Reagan? Or Schwarzenegger?
Julian Rogers
Boondocks predicted it
Logan Garcia
Is this Alex Jones? Go the fuck away with your American Revolution II bullshit and go back to sucking the cock of our current president.
Evan Hall
They would crucify her black ass for her past involvement with Weinstein
Brody Russell
blame for what? exactly? that feminism is a bullshit plague conjured up by the globalist left?
Liam Perry
American politics was already going in this direction for a long time. Trump just exacerbated it.
Hunter Russell
Oprah doesn't want to run, and for good reason. The brand she spent decades to build will crumble as soon as her skeletons come out of the closet, and they will come out. Plus identity politics will be a detriment, she'd only push more swing voters over to the right.
Levi Williams
Reagan is a rare exception that he actually managed to make the jump from celebrity to politician. As much as Trump aspired to be like him he is no where near the levels that Reagan was and the country would most likely end up hurting in the long run after Trump departs office. Schwarzenegger was a retard.
I guess The Simpsons can't have all of the fun making these jokes.
Nice internalized misogyny, Mr. Jones.
And Trump's establishments won't experience any backlash from his campaign or presidency?
Can Oprah match Mark's style though?
Charles Rodriguez
That depends, does Alex Jones support an aristocratic republic in the mold of Venice?
Asher Scott
>Kanye >Trump >Winfrey
This is going to be a complete shit show and I'll never vote. Shit I like Trump but I still didn't give a fuck because literally none of it matters.
Landon Murphy
Reagan was in crappy B movies where he acted with a monkey. His "celebrity" status isn't really comparable to Schwarzenegger or Trump. He got where he did on his policies and rhetoric.
Camden Watson
Venice is a drowned city, Mr. Jones, and I know you browse Sup Forums thanks to your tweets to Mr. Shatner.
Nathan Richardson
>big fat milkies that could even get you a free car YES
Wyatt Stewart
Why would Oprah run against Trump? They get along
Henry Gutierrez
> none of it matters
That is bullshit, stop it. No one individual vote matters but your ballot still influences the electoral. I love how everyone who bitches about Trump winning and how many of them hoped for Hillary because "she's the less of two evils" complain when they didn't even vote due to this assumption that their vote doesn't matter. Had there been more voters then the election might have gone a different route, but instead we got what we got. You should always vote even if you don't think it matters because it still influences the system.
Carson Brown
Fuck I completely forgot that Kanye said he'd run for president. I wonder if he'll still do it? Why wouldn't he, at this point? Oprah and the Rock are going to run.
Jaxson White
Because she wants to be president?
Jacob Green
Wow, the depth of political knowledge you must have
Austin Lee
She'd lose. And retarded progressives would think she lost because she's black, like how they think Hillary lost because of her e-mails or something
Jose Lee
Elections are a spook
Jaxon Walker
Citation needed.
Joshua Hill
Trump saying they get along on TV three decades ago =/= they get along now and agree politically
Carson Miller
Oprah is more self made than Donald Drumpf. I think she'd actually do a better job
Matthew Cooper
Say hello to the post-Trump era of celebrity politicians
Kevin Foster
This, Trump praised Hillary years ago too.
Matthew Hughes
Presidents pretty much always win their second run
Kayden Jenkins
Look at this fucking sheep and baaa, you do jury duty too?
Ryder Butler
>ballot still influences the electoral >he doesn't know
Ryan Sanchez
Just think, user: You'll get to watch the fall of the American Empire in real time.
Grayson Reyes
Sup Forums meme'd Trump into President. Im sure everyone else could meme her into President
Henry Parker
So, now that Britain and France fell, Germany's on the edge, and whites will be a minority here in less than a decade, is there ANYWHERE safe? Trump isn't doing shit
Liam Campbell
Rock is running too? Kanye and the mentally ill family would be perfect for America in its current state and seeing that faggot Bruce in white house would be fuckin comedic.
Tyler Martinez
Austria seems to have gotten its shit together recently. Maybe they'll band with the other nations of Eastern Europe and form a Catholic empire.
Bentley Rogers
I'm running for president and you should vote for me.
Lucas Anderson
Kek. Neo-liberals and neo-cons aren't going to let America's monopoly on the world go - ever. Stop living in low income areas.
Robert Barnes
Donald! We faced off in the ring and you took my hair. I haven't forgotten that fact and now it's time for a little payback. Only this time I will be entering your ring, the political ring. As I, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, hereby announce my candidacy for the 2020 election for the office of President of the United States of America and Donald, I will have my retribution.
>Catholics >doing anything other than raping little boys and kissing mudslime feet
Aiden Thomas
I've been legitimately disappointed that Trump hasn't appeared at Wrestlemania yet. I was looking forward to that once he got elected.
Josiah Barnes
Retire old man
Nathaniel Sanchez
i guess that makes her the female version of pic related
Tyler Lewis
shoo shoo schismatic scum
Samuel Wilson
I'd vote for him if he lets me fuck Stephanie like he allowed Randy Savage, HHH, and himself in that one storyline they abandoned.
Henry Brown
"do you know how much power I would need to give up to be president?"
Jaxon Watson
Maybe the next WrestleMania coming up? But WWE is a publicly traded corporation and that kind of stunt would inevitably gain unwanted backlash and criticism so WWE won't let it happen. Ronda making an appearance would make decent headlines without the political bullshit attached.
Hudson Hill
Wait, what storyline? Vince wanted to fuck his own daughter?
Cooper Perry
>when can we expect an actual politician to return to the White House?
Never.
This is democracy meets celebrity culture.
Gabriel Sullivan
The President has more important things to do than to show up at some wrasslin' show.
Jaxson James
OPRAH / ROCK 2020
MAKE AMERICA LITTY AGAIN.
Adrian Evans
So Obongo was the last Political President?
Nolan Anderson
Fuck it I'll vote for them Let the meme wars begin
Grayson Cox
The Rock can stop her. There isn't a soul alive as universally respected as he is. He's already seriously considering it 2020 is going to be litty
Josiah Moore
>eastern europe The axis of Evil (Russia, Venezuela, China, Iran, Cuba, North Korea) is the world's last hope against kikes, too bad they're all degenerates too and the US will deploy all of its arsenal to make sure Israel never falls
Jaxon Rogers
>cartoons always depicting the President of the US in the future as some dumbass celebrity >it actually comes into fruition WHAT THE FUCK
Samuel Rodriguez
Why is Keegan Michael Key standing next to him?
Colton Roberts
Thanks to meme magic.
Caleb Hughes
If you think any of these people aren't just puppets you're naive as fuck. She'd do as she's told.
Joshua Lewis
She's too similar to Hilary Clinton and would lose for the same reasons. If Dems want to win they need to run an outsider.
Joseph Brown
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Austin Young
>Sup Forums memed trump into president do you really think neets and incels are immune to shilling and ad campaigns do you think every single person involved with presidential campaigns is a technologically illiterate silver fox grandpa
Owen Green
Yep, abandoned storyline when Steph was pregnant and it was going to be revealed it was Vince's but she thought it was creepy.
Chase Gray
>There isn't a soul alive as universally respected as he is. A challenger emerges. You get busy living or you get busy dying.
Dominic Brooks
holy fucking reddit spacing _trump
Ryder Howard
Are you new? This was never exclusive to Reddit and this existed on Sup Forums long before Reddit even existed. Shut the fuck up.
Jeremiah Hill
Ok
Aiden Baker
>The Rock >going for a dem vote m8
Connor Williams
You get a better America and You get a better America and yo...
Chase Lopez
i've been here almost every day since 2007 but i know where these new people come from who post like that
Samuel Bell
...
Asher Cooper
Let's get Susan Sarandon, Jane Seymour, or Tom Hardy in there. First woman president should at least be fuckable and that's where they keep going wrong. If Hilary couldn't keep Bill how could she keep America?
Brandon Moore
Nice stock image, faggot.
Nicholas Mitchell
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Austin Carter
>750 entries per board oi
Hunter Cooper
Fucking cringe.
Daniel Myers
What about that time she had a girl's school in Africa that was a complete shitshow and shut down because they were abusing the kids? Oprah fucking sucks and Dr.Phil was the superior shock therapist talk show attention seeker.
Hudson Roberts
>Trump wins >Oprah wins and denies Hillary her first woman presidency. S'win-win on that end.
Sebastian Bennett
Oprah is just as rich as Donald yet didn't have the backing of a family empire. Why couldn't she President?
Gavin Foster
really banking on the trump-psychosis to actually make this a thing aren't they
Leo Russell
Because she will play identity politics and alienate far too many people. She'll be Hillary, but not as despised.
Jayden Flores
>so charismatic that your business acumen makes you a celebrity on the side
Dominic Thompson
Awkward....
Carson Green
The DNC is not the RNC. The superdelegates in their system exclude the possibility of a populist outsider from breaking into the nomination. She can always run as an independent, though.