I AM THE BONE OF MY SWORD

I AM THE BONE OF MY SWORD

I have created over 2 yahoo accounts

I'm da bone of ma dikku

Anybody else GAR for archer here?

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I came here to post this.

That's pretty cute if it was real.

Hello.

My name is Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald. I am the eldest son of the 9th generation of a prestigious mage bloodline.

I am going to participate in the so called "Holy Grail War" soon. My victory is already assured, since the vessel needed to summon "Alexander the Great" will arrive here soon. But I will not underestimate this battle like a fool and I have come here today to ask you cunning people for advice.

What should I do to increase my odds to win over these other 6 honorable contestants?

/r/ that one reaction face with this caption.

Get a bulletproof vest, bwwaaaka.

Just roll with it, honestly.

Poison their food and water.

fate shitards

I love you too.

Don't have Lancer fight cute girls or Saber.

Stop being a cuck.

I am da bown of ma saword

My body is made out of swords.
My blood is of iron and my heart of glass.

Drop that stupid idea about separating master and mana battery.

just plow your wife instead, the grail is silly and full of angry manjuice

You need to go to Ireland. Find a certain red-headed 14 year old from the Fraga clan, get her to join you in the war. Drop the current red-headed Irish chick you have and then win the war like a god.

Rin is the bone of MY sword.

Fast. Wheels.

None of the remaining 6 masters are honorable or anything.
Just use anything that's in your pocket for killing them.
Also don't let your important shit shipped to you and delivered via fucking cargo.

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Need to work on that cropping.

Buy some Kevlar and a titanium helmet.

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Use a Command Seal to have sex with Lancer in front of your wife.

I am the edge of my lord

Enhance the grail with memes.

Is this double NTR?

So, that wierd square eyed Rider fucking Emiya scene, I forget which route but don't think it was Heavens Feel. What has happening there? Don't think it was ever explained. Did Rider really fuck him? Was it actually Sakura?

Good luck, Fast-Wheels!

It was a spooky ghost.

Get anti-jet fuel steel beams for your building.