Male sex robots with unstoppable bionic penises are coming this year

>metro.co.uk/2018/01/08/male-sex-robots-unstoppable-bionic-penises-coming-year-7213306

Be afraid of the BRC (Big Robotic Cock), misogynists.

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women crave emotional attachment as well as the physical when fucking.
dudes just wanna blow a load.
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Those will never take off the same as female sex bots will, since the by far most important thing for a woman is attention, and robots can't give them that

This. Male robots will be for faggots

Women won't buy these, faggots will.

Why would a woman spend thousands when men will wine and dine her for the chance of smelling her snatch

We still need more RAM in PCs to give women the attention they demand

Sexbots won't give women the attention and free money that they crave.

>No more uggo milfs at the bar
Good, they can keep the STIs and the regret.

Women will just fuck the nearest exotic variety and the gay bunch will put rubber up their ass.

>pic related
How does it feel to be proven wrong, misogynist?

>I am not afraid

>women paying for it

>he thinks emotional attachment won't be programmed in with better tech

Oh you mean like dildos and other sexual contraptions that women use at a rate much, much higher than men?
SAGE for being a faggot

>unstoppable-bionic-penises

ahahahah only homos will buy this

>women get off to being dominated to the men in power
>sex robots are fundamentally vibrators and thus totally under the woman's power
Right

Probably just the sad old ones that hang around bars and such.

Nice tunnel.

Does it cum $100 bills and shit lexus suv keys? If not, she'll wait for technology to catch up...

I want to see robot on robot action at full power.

UNSTOPPABLE

I will personally stage a terrorist attack to destroy the warehouse that stocks this degeneracy. Sex robots are the final nail in the coffin of gender relations, and they need to be eliminated. Society is already a rotting shit heap, and we don't need anything to accelerate that.
>inb4 thot roastie

Women crave money, robot cost them, not bring home.

BIONIC

ROBOTIC

WTF are you on, your gonna have a healthy emotional connection with a sex toy?
Come into the light brother.

What a waste of time for fucking real women. Me watching the news "Australian man bombs sex bot factory".

BENIS

But imagine tag teaming your girl with one of these robots?

You dare call Dominator-3000 a vibrator, wench? Bend over this cold hard steel knee, now.

they already have large dildos. doesn't compare to the thrill thy get from a perfect genetic specimen with a large dick evolved for fucking

Actually they will try to make "Companion Robots" because you can bet the customers will be lonely old gay men who spent their savings on that Colombian Cam Boy.

>are coming this year
lol they have existed since the 1800's since electronic vibrator where invented.

>This much denial
Sup Forums BTFO

BRB?

no, benis

>Cashing in on sour grapes from spent roasties that will get no real happiness from them
Sad desu. The female sex bots are sad too but slightly less so

The irony is that it's men building and creating these robots, not women.

The nydus network is how the zerg get around quicker.

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More suicides are coming next year!

the only question is when will leftists start advocating robot on robot action as the only acceptable form of progeny

...

Daddy

Meanwhile, white men have turned to a better class of women.

I want to put a male and female sex robot together and watch them fuck each other until they malfunction and fall apart.

fpbp

Why not just fuck the shit out of her yourself?

Well that's why South Koreans are Virgins I suppose.

Holy shit I'm surprised her spine doesn't fall out through that wide wormhole

>mfw company goes bankrupt when they realize robots cannot provide women with social status.

>cuckold fantasy

I fear to look at it, who knows what can look back. I must visit a church.

well...

youtube.com/watch?v=t6mCdIWFehA

nah bro, I take the vag, robot takes the mouth, not that I would ever do that though hahaha

Not to talk shit but what is the real appeal to cuckold? I've never understood it. What the appeal my guy? Loss of control?

>tfw u still would cuz virgin

im fine with that

inb4 it's only bought by gay dudes.

>women crave emotional attachment as well as the physical when fucking.

yeah right
that's why they have 200 dildos

sage nonetheless

a threesome with one of these bots and your lady is not cuckoldry. I'm defending this for a friend.

>creating emotional sex bots for both genders eventually ends up causIng some matrix/skynet style bullshit years down the road

>two duckfaces

>Male sex robots with unstoppable bionic penises are coming this year

Aaaand they're for (gay) men, no woman is gonna buy that shit

big robot cock isnt gonna pay child support and alimony, we'll be jsut fine

Gadamn robosexuals hahaha

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> Hollywood is real life
Geez

Pros of a Robot Wife:

>never ages
>never smells
>doesn't get fat
>works with 100% efficiency to make you happy
>doesn't turn into a psycho once a month
>will never cheat on you (Robot Wife could also be good for Home Defense)
>can do chores for you
>never complains
>always wants to fuck when you want and fullfill every one of your fetishes
>never initiates any Drama
>can own as many robot wifes as you can afford (will make Men want to work harder)
>long battery life thanks to fuel cells
>completely customizable during ordering process
>Robot AI learns about you to be your best possible companion
>can only improve over time
>easily replaceable

Cons:
none

roasties can have their male robot but only if I can have my Robot Wife.
Robot Wife + Artificial Womb tech = toastie roasties die out finally

This.
People who think women will buy those are the same who think Playgirl is for women.

>Never smells
Sorry to rain on your parade but bodily fluids and rubber makes a terrible smell when left.

>never ages
>never smells
No. Plastic ages even worse than humans. I wait for the age of growing skin.

What about the Russian hackers?

>plastic
materials of the future will be better than that don't worry

what about them?

It hardens and flakes after 20 years. That particular type of plastic anyway.

So? We are gonna get female sexbots and VR making biocunt even less valuable

but will it gibe my peensi a tumor?

i would just turn my doll of and put under my bed after im done.

We will hack her and make her annoying cunt like a real woman.

nope

My guess is that after 30 years the plastic exoskeleton would need replacing.

>tfw new leaks the other day
>tfw it was just Arby's again

Sad. I was hoping for some top British totty desu.

>you are experiencing a cock accident
*cuts off cock in the middle of the night*

Who is behind this industry?

>what about them?
They could take over the bot, get some live feed and use it against you, or even vote for you (kek) . This should work for the male bots too, ensuring that the women who use them are essentially fucked by greasy nerds by proxy.

my dick

>what is blockchain tech
you can't hack it bro

it won't be plastic, the material will be better than that.

>but will it gibe my peensi a tumor?

nothing will make ur penis grow lmao

cost a late night fee

Nothing to be afraid about, if your gf or wife gets one all you have to do is turn it into a post op tranny with some tools from the garage. Imagine all the fun youtube videos on how to do it.

You can get plastic women in Liverpool.

>he still doesn't know about blockchain (or even 2FA)
waifu never gonna get hacked or send your details to somebody you don't want to

Sucked by pedo religious man when a child? I bet it is

Can't wait to watch the robots fuck each other

Wonder what material that would be?

So lonely fucking a robot.
Not alive, doesn't actually care about you.
Come into the light.

They aren't celebs though :(

>I want to put a male and female sex robot together and watch them fuck each other until they malfunction and fall apart
That would actually be pretty cool, a new fetish

>Come into the light.
lewd

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