Someone left a door open and crippled a billion dollar sub

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>India’s first ballistic missile submarine was out of commission for ten months after someone neglected to properly close a hatch. The nuclear-powered submarine INS Arihant was flooded with saltwater, necessitating nearly a year’s worth of repairs. The submarine is designed to function as a floating arsenal of nuclear weapons, guaranteeing a retaliatory strike in case of surprise attack.

The incident was first reported by The Hindu. According to an Indian Navy source, a hatch was left open on the rear left side of the ship, allowing seawater to rush into the propulsion area while the Arihant was in harbor. Arihant was out of action for ten months as water was pumped out and pipes were cut out and replaced. Indian authorities likely felt that pipes exposed to corrosive seawater couldn't be trusted again, particularly pipes that carry pressurized water coolant to and from the ship’s 83 megawatt nuclear reactor. Failing pipes could not only endanger the ship’s crew but the entire submarine... and her nuclear weapons.

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>need to poo
>no loo in indian submarine
>open hatch to release liquid curry shit
>sink submarine

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And the Amerimutt navy crashes all the time. So what?

Guess it was F-35 all over again.

I was thinking about joining the navy but I could not pass the tests I was sad and then I checked the list of accidents in the wiki page.

Poo was shitting on the deck and forgot to close the door.

Share some of the accidents friendo

poo filled submarine. I would have opened a hatch too.

And the Greeks......oh.....what have they done in the past millennia?

Wasnt the Nautilus made by an Indian? I thought they knew sub's.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Indian_Naval_accidents

paluba.info/smf/index.php?topic=17897.0;wap2

Its OK, as a nation they're just learning about flush-toilets. Doors on subs will take a little longer.

>Tfw the first nuclear world war will be kickstarted by poo in loo incompetence.

The crew were in grave danger of being cleaned by water.

>Indian submarine

Imagine the smell...

So this means that the Poos haven't figured out how to make a door-ajar buzzer? Makes you wonder what other safety features they're missing.
Also, Poos in the Indian Navy should be referred to as floaters.

They needed to open the hatch bobs.

designated pooing sea

Can you imagine the smell of being stuck in a metal tube with 300 curryniggers?

There's a loo in the submarine but I wanna poo outside. you can't make me poo in loo

Lol dude subs don't have crews of 300 people that shit would have to be fucking huge

oh no! was it a door to the poop deck?

>couldn't pass the loo test

fpbp

Don't forget Indians literaly believe there is a witch in every loo, that's why they won't go in there

Did they at least close the screen door?

Witches love da poo poo

Let's celebrate this with the indian national anthem

youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

i would let them gang bang my pink boy hole

I don't care how many nuclear weapons they have, I just can't take any country that shits in the streets because of toilet witches seriously.

Became a strong leader in toilet tier economy

>be sailor
>need to take defecate
>in honoured tradition, shit where you stand
>smell is apocalyptic
>pop hatch to ventilate
>"Prabhu, time to sub my reen, ccloes door"
>leave door slightly open for ventilation
>sink
>"PRABHU YOo FUCK I TOL CRAPTAIN NO TAMIL, NO TAMIL, NO TAMIL, BUT NOOOO "mai cusin stronk hadsome an cyoot

I don't even think they have the H bomb, just shit 20 kt A bombs, just like pakistan

>get fucked by Fourth Crusade
>get fucked by Ottoman Turks
>get literally fucked for not paying jizya
>get literally fucked for paying jizya
>get fucked by Britain during 19th century uprising
>get fucked by Hitler
>get fucked by the Jews in their own country
>get fucked by Jews wanting to join euro
>get fucked by Jews telling Merkel to be Hitler
>get fucked by own voting decision
>get fucked by Sup Forums

>submarine full of 2foot high liquid curry shit
>several people already passed out from the smell
>"hey pajeet, i have great idea! we will wash shit out with water"
>OPEN THE HATCH
>submarine sinks

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Able Seaman Pranjeep was just trying to get the smell out

And the Greeks haven't had a navy since oars became obsolete

To be fair, if we consider the Byzantines Greek, they held back the muzzie advance into Europe quite well until the 4th crusade by the filthy merchants.

poo jokes aside, is it really that easy to sabotage a nuclear sub?

Byzantines were Roman, though.

Imagine the smell inside an Indian submarine. It must be horrifying.

I can't wait for india to shoot loos to the moon.
>Uh M-Mombai we had problem
>Mombai here, what is problem Pajeet
>W-Well Ranjed had to poo in designated shitting shuttle and-
>Yes, Pajeet?
>We heard a lout bang and there is brown-yellowish material venting into space
> Is it poo, Pajeet?
> It is, Mombai.

Greco-Roman. Only the upper echelons had Latin blood in it, all the plebs were ethnically Greek.
Doesn't change the fact that they always called themselves the Roman Empire of course.

Loo for you, but not for me,
My only loo is the open sea.

submit to ottomans (not the foot rests)

>Indian Navy
>literally have poo decks

Usually that cannot happen because the order for flooding the tanks can only be given if all openings of the submarine are closed which will indicate a green signal(lamp) for the chief.

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Its not like US navy's ships don't keep crashing into Oil tankers and sheeeeeeet. US navy had to take a 1 day pause to figure out why they keep crashing.

"Why are so many Navy ships crashing?"
cnn.com/2017/08/21/politics/navy-ships-crashing-readiness/index.html

nbcnews.com/news/world/navy-destroyer-uss-john-s-mccain-collides-merchant-ship-east-n794386

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>USS John McCaine colliding with other ships

time to euthanize him then

member to pay.

lousy women drivers

Oh yeah I guess I overdid that a bit. Around 150 for an Ohio class so I'd assume about the same for our Indian contemporary.

Still though, 150 Indians shitting everywhere is probably equal to 3-500 "normal" shits.

t. brown rape babby

FAKE NEWS this was an intentional act of sabotage committed by those Pak basterds
That'll probably just buff right out though nbd

Someone hypothesized that Chinese intelligence agencies were paying commercial captains to cause "accidents", so that most South China Sea patrol ships would be incapacitated until repairs would be made.

>how do you sink an indian submarine?
>leave the toilet seat up

>decks awash with tons of greasy curry shit
>close quarters with hundreds of onion odor men
>hot bunking in another pajeets funk

Jesus

well americunts have the policy of shooting first, questions later. They can't detect when a fucking yuge ship is in collision route??

They didn't read

How does it feel knowing your are a turk roach rape baby?

Asians and women being trusted with sailing ships.

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