>India’s first ballistic missile submarine was out of commission for ten months after someone neglected to properly close a hatch. The nuclear-powered submarine INS Arihant was flooded with saltwater, necessitating nearly a year’s worth of repairs. The submarine is designed to function as a floating arsenal of nuclear weapons, guaranteeing a retaliatory strike in case of surprise attack.
The incident was first reported by The Hindu. According to an Indian Navy source, a hatch was left open on the rear left side of the ship, allowing seawater to rush into the propulsion area while the Arihant was in harbor. Arihant was out of action for ten months as water was pumped out and pipes were cut out and replaced. Indian authorities likely felt that pipes exposed to corrosive seawater couldn't be trusted again, particularly pipes that carry pressurized water coolant to and from the ship’s 83 megawatt nuclear reactor. Failing pipes could not only endanger the ship’s crew but the entire submarine... and her nuclear weapons.
Its OK, as a nation they're just learning about flush-toilets. Doors on subs will take a little longer.
Christian Roberts
>Tfw the first nuclear world war will be kickstarted by poo in loo incompetence.
Elijah Brown
The crew were in grave danger of being cleaned by water.
Jack Morris
>Indian submarine
Imagine the smell...
Jaxson Cooper
So this means that the Poos haven't figured out how to make a door-ajar buzzer? Makes you wonder what other safety features they're missing. Also, Poos in the Indian Navy should be referred to as floaters.
Landon Long
They needed to open the hatch bobs.
Gabriel Thomas
designated pooing sea
Christian Bennett
Can you imagine the smell of being stuck in a metal tube with 300 curryniggers?
Nathaniel Howard
There's a loo in the submarine but I wanna poo outside. you can't make me poo in loo
Sebastian James
Lol dude subs don't have crews of 300 people that shit would have to be fucking huge
Aaron Barnes
oh no! was it a door to the poop deck?
Carson Fisher
>couldn't pass the loo test
Andrew Rogers
fpbp
Jose Perez
Don't forget Indians literaly believe there is a witch in every loo, that's why they won't go in there
Luke Reyes
Did they at least close the screen door?
Nicholas Garcia
Witches love da poo poo
Nathaniel Cooper
Let's celebrate this with the indian national anthem
I don't care how many nuclear weapons they have, I just can't take any country that shits in the streets because of toilet witches seriously.
Adam Long
Became a strong leader in toilet tier economy
Austin Peterson
>be sailor >need to take defecate >in honoured tradition, shit where you stand >smell is apocalyptic >pop hatch to ventilate >"Prabhu, time to sub my reen, ccloes door" >leave door slightly open for ventilation >sink >"PRABHU YOo FUCK I TOL CRAPTAIN NO TAMIL, NO TAMIL, NO TAMIL, BUT NOOOO "mai cusin stronk hadsome an cyoot
Lincoln King
I don't even think they have the H bomb, just shit 20 kt A bombs, just like pakistan
Oliver Diaz
>get fucked by Fourth Crusade >get fucked by Ottoman Turks >get literally fucked for not paying jizya >get literally fucked for paying jizya >get fucked by Britain during 19th century uprising >get fucked by Hitler >get fucked by the Jews in their own country >get fucked by Jews wanting to join euro >get fucked by Jews telling Merkel to be Hitler >get fucked by own voting decision >get fucked by Sup Forums
Kevin Lee
>submarine full of 2foot high liquid curry shit >several people already passed out from the smell >"hey pajeet, i have great idea! we will wash shit out with water" >OPEN THE HATCH >submarine sinks
SUPERPOOPER 2020
Ian Morris
Able Seaman Pranjeep was just trying to get the smell out
Anthony Phillips
And the Greeks haven't had a navy since oars became obsolete
Noah Moore
To be fair, if we consider the Byzantines Greek, they held back the muzzie advance into Europe quite well until the 4th crusade by the filthy merchants.
Carson Bennett
poo jokes aside, is it really that easy to sabotage a nuclear sub?
Jordan Butler
Byzantines were Roman, though.
Jeremiah Carter
Imagine the smell inside an Indian submarine. It must be horrifying.
Wyatt Davis
I can't wait for india to shoot loos to the moon. >Uh M-Mombai we had problem >Mombai here, what is problem Pajeet >W-Well Ranjed had to poo in designated shitting shuttle and- >Yes, Pajeet? >We heard a lout bang and there is brown-yellowish material venting into space > Is it poo, Pajeet? > It is, Mombai.
Nicholas Robinson
Greco-Roman. Only the upper echelons had Latin blood in it, all the plebs were ethnically Greek. Doesn't change the fact that they always called themselves the Roman Empire of course.
Jaxon Baker
Loo for you, but not for me, My only loo is the open sea.
Gabriel Gutierrez
submit to ottomans (not the foot rests)
Matthew Johnson
>Indian Navy >literally have poo decks
Ian Reed
Usually that cannot happen because the order for flooding the tanks can only be given if all openings of the submarine are closed which will indicate a green signal(lamp) for the chief.
Andrew Reyes
Pooperpower by 2020
Tyler Ross
Its not like US navy's ships don't keep crashing into Oil tankers and sheeeeeeet. US navy had to take a 1 day pause to figure out why they keep crashing.
Oh yeah I guess I overdid that a bit. Around 150 for an Ohio class so I'd assume about the same for our Indian contemporary.
Still though, 150 Indians shitting everywhere is probably equal to 3-500 "normal" shits.
Hunter Johnson
t. brown rape babby
Mason Roberts
FAKE NEWS this was an intentional act of sabotage committed by those Pak basterds That'll probably just buff right out though nbd
Jack Brooks
Someone hypothesized that Chinese intelligence agencies were paying commercial captains to cause "accidents", so that most South China Sea patrol ships would be incapacitated until repairs would be made.
Kayden Peterson
>how do you sink an indian submarine? >leave the toilet seat up
Andrew Jenkins
>decks awash with tons of greasy curry shit >close quarters with hundreds of onion odor men >hot bunking in another pajeets funk
Jesus
Josiah Smith
well americunts have the policy of shooting first, questions later. They can't detect when a fucking yuge ship is in collision route??
Joshua Garcia
They didn't read
Jace Jenkins
How does it feel knowing your are a turk roach rape baby?
Easton Foster
Asians and women being trusted with sailing ships.