Anyone have any tips to cure a cold? I've got a date tomorrow and I don't want to be a tired sniffly cunt
Dylan Gray
Smash down a couple sudafed
Jonathan Flores
reminder
Lucas Kelly
Consume large amounts of ginger Drink masses of water Wrap up warm enough to bake yourself so you sweat as much as possible (shower before your date, obviously, you smelly man)
Daniel Young
Also take a hot bath the night before, it will steam out some of the garbage from your sinuses
Zachary Hill
>all those weirdly shaped glasses Why do people wear this?
Oliver Allen
>You now remember GCSE English poetry
Joseph Flores
They're running out of ways to stand out. This is why they try different hair colours, types of glasses, etc.
James Davis
man dem tell me bout my history de dont tell me bout Toussaint Louverture
Nathan Harris
half the time they're an affectation, you can tell by the amount of refraction in the lens. Usually just a pair of readers to go for a look. How quirky. I personally use 2 monocles
Christopher Mitchell
Fuck that for a game of soldiers, complete nonsensical bollocks with the majority of the poets not even being British.
Christopher Bennett
I remember having to read a Carol Ann Duffy poem about a red balloon bursting in her face from my AQA Anthology book.
Caleb Stewart
looks like a pretty decent lineup
Henry Lopez
John Agard - Half Caste
Brody Torres
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Brody Wood
>i have a j .. >i have a j-job ...
Blake Sanchez
my favourite english poet is wiley
Jaxon Hall
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David Miller
>i go to uni
Jack Moore
>All these Krispy Kreme places popping out of nowhere
Quite comfy 2bh
Anthony Ross
I claim universal credit
Brayden Ramirez
Well how else am I supposed to go into a profession?
Evan Hall
The milkman admitted today that he lied about not hating gays
/our guy/ after all
Jacob Allen
AMM HARRRFFF CARRRRRSTTEE
Oliver Davis
>Day 5. Just before midnight.
A scavenging group of Mongrels ambushed our merchant caravan a few hours ago.. They took Alice, John and Phillip before we could even lift our rifles. Gareth and William are missing and we do not know where they went. Jason said he saw a rift that consumed the dying light of the sun , from wherein reached a black hand that snatched them from this plane of existence. I had never seen them up close and I never want to again, their mottled dark skin, the sickly light emanating from their eyes, their protruding jaw and disgusting smell still haunts me, the constant smell of greasy shit and putrid burgers made many of us violently sick.
>Day 6. Morning. Las creaturas are following us now, they're always just on the horizon. We can hear their sharts from here and when the wind blows towards us their vile gas causes our horses to die and our food to spoil. We have tried shooting them but for every single one that we strike down, it appears that several more take their place.
Amongst their number are several larger mongrels, the one our Mexican guide Manolo calls "El Ogro". We pray that when the night comes we have enough firewood and white power symbols to repulse them long enough - at least until the dawn comes.
>Day 7.
There are thousands following us now. They are waiting for a creatura large enough to whip them into a frenzy. The horizon is covered in them and the stench is causing many of us to pass out. It is so hard to stay awake now. Our ammunition begins to run low. Our numbers are dwindling. Am I white? Was my name always Muhammad?
>Day 8.
Please. If anyone reads this message I implore you to turn back. Please don't go the route we went. The old Texan Highway is not saf*The page is covered in vomit and shit smears*. They've taken everyone. I am the last one left. They are calling me now. Everyone has been taken. Sharting feels so good now. My pants are filled with burger slurry. You're not white NOT WHITE NOT WHITE NOT WH-
James Green
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Charles Davis
Theological standpoint is not hating gays. Still he is based protestant
EXCUSE ME STANDING ON ONE LEG.
Matthew Mitchell
very surprised he did that
Is he the next prophet?
Jaxson Parker
he's trying to retroactively do a principled jacob rees mogg. principles don't work like that fanny.
William Collins
Well what he actually said was he regreted cucking out on faggotry being a sin. Just goes to show you cant appease - should have stuck with his principles.
Jacob Hernandez
Tyson Fury played the Christian card brilliantly when he was defending his controversial comments against Peter Tatchell. He basically shouted down the phone 'I believe in Christ and you don't so there's no point discussing it further'.
Gay sex is a sin, though. If it's not a sin that people are bothered about, or if they reject the concept of sin entirely, then that is a separate issue.
Jaxson Mitchell
>people utterly denounce christianity and tip their fedorae at the utter nonsense that is the bible >WTF HOW DARE YOU SAY GAY SEX IS A SIN? THE BIBLE DOESNT SAY THAT REEEEE
Liberals just have no fucking ground to stand on.
Noah Myers
>milkman repents on deathbed
Glorious.
Thomas Anderson
well hes catholic so he should really have similar views on gay sex.
I think he just attracted to wealth and celebrity. Hes incredibly shallow and corrupt.
Kevin Jones
he's a bugman
Thomas Lopez
It's quite simple, really
Wyatt Cook
>In an outrage to comments Tyson made about homosexuals A petition was started to kick him off BBC's Sportsaward shortlist that gained 70,000 Signatures, Tyson responded by saying the petition was signed by "70,000 wankers".
top kek
Lincoln Morris
he's not wrong
Angel Hughes
Shekels. I wishe he wasnt so anti 2A, he could have stayed the burgers problem.
Is nothing sacred anymore? Why cant they leave my energy drinks alone?
Ayden Diaz
Can't have our precious kids drinking as much caffeine as is in a large latte, mate. That's racist.
Ryan Jones
We will ban energy drinks We will ban cutlery We will ban acid We will ban your activists We will ban your political parties We will ban your expression of distasteful opinions
Ethan Thomas
WHEN MOZART MIX A BLACK KEY WID A WHITE KEY
IS DAT A HAAAAAARFFFF CAAAAARRRRSTTEE SEEEMPHONEEEEE
Christopher Lewis
I can’t understand why the Scottish government is so leftist and shills for wogs at every turn. Everyone I speak to here isn’t keen on immigration, especially immigration from outside Europe yet they continue to vote for the Scottish (((Nationalist))) Party.
Parker Edwards
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Adam Gonzalez
i wish they would ban dating sites so neets could start getting gf's again
Benjamin Hall
Ethnic identity is so thoroughly dismantled that the last bastion of Scottish identity is a voting bloc
Jayden Garcia
Cutlery ban isn't that bad lad, having to take your dinner to the police station to get it cut up is a small price to pay to ensure the safety of our nation.
Benjamin Johnson
NEETs don't use dating sites, because they actually try go get you to meet up in person
Nathaniel Phillips
it's bruce and wallaces', burns' and scotts fault for being so romantic about the scottish nation. I bet they wish they'd kept their bloody mouths shut now.
Daniel Bailey
just shit me pants lads
Jeremiah Smith
Welcome to Tory politicians, who see 1984 as a guidebook rather than a warning.
Anthony Gutierrez
I don’t know mate, people here tend to be proud to be Scottish and are generally quite weary of foreigners, especially the eternal Anglo.
Ayden Murphy
Sudafed decongestant tablets. Make sure you get the one with pseudoephedrine.
Connor Fisher
NEETs go for 2/10's and still have to get blackout drunk to meet them in person. Thats the high quality neets who can actually get 2/10's.
Angel Ramirez
t. english lit student with 2 D's at A-level
Daniel Morris
> and are generally quite weary of foreigners, If they continue to give their support to the SNP they clearly aren't weary enough
John Phillips
QT line-up tomorrow in Islingzuela:
>Dominic Raab >Dawn Butler >Piers Morgan >Gina Miller >Nish Kumar
Ooh boy.
Anthony Cox
Scotland has achieved a lot in our history for a country our size.
Xavier Harris
I hope you mean new scottish you wrong think cunt
Carter Williams
1984 was anti pig progaganda. I'm not a pig btw I just recognise nonsense when i see it.
Wyatt Wood
I'm starting a petition to get Orwell's bibliography banned from political discussion, muted (if you will) for tedium
Gavin Hughes
>>Dominic Raab cuck >>Dawn Butler cunt >>Piers Morgan cuck >>Gina Miller cunt >>Nish Kumar cunt
Dylan Peterson
Your all pakis and I hope you fuck off out of my country or failing that start a racewar everyone's bored
Christopher Howard
>Gina Miller
god damn I hate that bitch so much, I can't watch her for more than 2 seconds without getting a fucking rage on
Daniel Peterson
Your right of course but the same could be said for English people who continue to vote for the Tories despite breaking every promise on immigration they ever made.
>25 year old autist >drinks like 30 energy drinks day >Commits Suicide >Parents blame energy drinks somehow
>MP wants to ban sale of energy drinks to under 16s
Sorry whats the correlation between these two points? it's ridiculous
>he was 25 not 16, ban wouldn't of effected him buying as many as he wanted >assumptions it caused him to commit suicide on little evidence >because drinking too much of anything is bad for you