Why do you still trust the Bearded Jew?
>Hides weak chins (the savior of chinlets)
>Can be grabbed in combat (liability)
>Are unhygienic, think of all the food you eat and all the particles growing in there!
>Beards are for hairy half apes, NOT WHITE!!!
>Women HATE beards (makes you look old and low class)
>Doesn't allow for exfoliation of skin, bad for your health
>The PREMIER mark of soyboys
Don't fall for the beard meme. Don't fall for the bearded jew.
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Completely agree. Beards are the new tribal tattoo.
It's to promote islam and hide growth hormone use and baby faces and herpes.
Stop being stupid.
What do you call a man with a hairless face and full head of hair?
>A woman
>OP is jealous because can't grow a beard
Begone, roastie
> 6'2
>220Lbs
> long dirty blonde hair
>Bushy gold and red beard down past my chest.
Sounds like someone's upset they have nigger tier generics.
*Genetics
Ducking phone
Let me guess, daddy had a beard?
I bet OP can't grow a beard
I have a beard because I can grow it out and my girl loves it. You’re mad because you can’t grow one to save your life. You’ve been eating too much soy my son.
Lmao
>Soyboy
>Beard
Choose one faggot.
lmao, you fucks find anything to spew hate about. Listen to yourselves..no really..look at the dumb shit you take time out of your day to post about...omg OMG!! BEARDS ARE FOR JEWS!!!.. you pathetic fucks need to get offline once and a while...oh and grow a beard
Been shaving since the 7th grade and would have the fullest beard in my circle if I wanted that garbage. It's cliche' and makes you look like a mental cuck who doesn't have a style of their own. Just fall inline. Grow a beard and buy a YETI cooler.... lmao
>thinks pubic hair on chest is sign of good genetics
sure thing you filthy fucking monkey.
Groom yourself you uncivilized swine.
Beards are for collecting vagina juice and leftovers from the oven.
nom nom nom nom
Soyboy is a dead meme
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hey Sup Forums let me know what you decide so i'll know whether to grow or shave thanks guys.
Don't grow beards guy's, grow a fine tach and shape it.
>2017
>eating pussy
Hold up Sup Forumsacks you Sayian, We wuz VI KANGZ n shiet?
>>Still a virgin
pls stop saying soyboy :*(
Having an unhealthy obsession about how other men decide to groom themselves is gay af. I bet you discuss and giggle about "redpilled" hairstyles with your friends as well when you all go to the bathroom together.
That man model is disgusting.
>goes on Portuguese Pussy Image forum
>acts like a tough man by talking about style trends
How about you fuck off and let people do what they want with their facial hair you brainless shit.
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Beards are the epitome of manliness.
If you can't grow a beard you're either a child, a woman or a low testosterone soyboy.
This is OP
Yeah, good luck pushing this. Sup Forums is definitely in the minority on this like most other beliefs here.
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I want to sniff your armpits. For research.
My personal recommendation is moustache no beard. It doesn't hide anything and gives character e.g Mario, Hitler, Stalin. I sport the Mario.
Look at this fucking soyboy
pig disgusting
Another fucking weak faggot
Shaved Chad VS Bearded Weakling
Fuck off OPfag. My kids already have a Mom.
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Pic related: OP over the holidays.
Pure degeneracy
Someone is mad he cant grow a beard cause hes a low test bitchboii.
Scrubbing your face with a piece of metal every day. Not even once.
Yeah bro try and grab my beard in "combat" and see how that goes. Warriors have had beards forever, especially in times where brutal melee hand-to-hand fighting was the norm.
You are a clean-shaven ballsack-faced faggy beta Jew.
OP doesn't shave, he just dips his face in soymilk and has a cat lick it off.
Look at this beardo guy crying WHAT A FAG!
Jesus Christ this thread is faggot bait lolololololooo
>rawr xd I love glasses bacon and epic beards!
Maybe if you're travellinf back in time to hit on a girl in 2010 a beard will be a good idea, grow a manbun to match
The Bearded Jew even is in our video games! So weak!
beards are the male equivalent of makeup. literally anyone who has one is a gauranteed jawlet/chinlet
t. chinlet who can't grow a beard for shit
>not eating pussy
You gonna die alone nigga
Another completely cucked jewbeard!
I have a pretty nice chin and I wear a beard because I can't be bothered to shave everyday.
> current year
> still sucking dicks
>not growing a high-test moustache
what's your excuse?
Shouldn't breathed from the Mouth bud. True fact you probs were mouth breathing from childhood which causes receded Jawlines but yet you can have it corrected.
if you're unhygeinic then yeah I suppose your reasoning on why a beard wpild he dirty. but if you wash your face everyday then you'd know you dont need faggot exfoliating walnut scrubs and shit like that. Beards are for men, no beards are for little boys who cant into responsibility and cleanliness.
> take a shower everyday
> trim your beard regularly
This.
Shaving is for helmets and helmets are for pussies.
>not effective in battle
We can kill someone miles away from us and you say stupid shit like this
>women HATE beards
This is how I know you're a virgin
>>Doesn't allow for exfoliation of skin, bad for your health
Now this is what makes you a soyboy
>Hides weak chins (the savior of chinlets)
Why is that a bad thing?
>tfw no beard
BEARDLET BTFO
True fact? Yeah ignore that redundancy.
>40kg press
>cartoon yoga pants
>BEARD
yep this checks out
I wish they would make a comeback. I have great moustache genetics. I also think it would compliment my face really well
Nice undercover feminist post faggot
why do faggots who can't grow beards always post this dumb shit? get mad at your shit genetics, not normal men who can grow beards
i found the beardophobe
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Only way it's gonna make a comeback is if you wear it.
>women hate beards
Have you ever spoken to a female?
>I can't do what I want because of others.
Yesterday you said tomorrow and you should just do it.
>hiding genetic deficiencies from potential mates
Why do you still trust the Big Dick Jew?
>Makes you look better at sex even though you're not (it's not about the size, it's how you use it)
>Can be easily damaged in combat (liability)
>Are unhygienic, think of all the degenerate sluts you fuck and all the STDs festering on it!
>Big dicks are for niggers, NOT WHITE!!!
>Women hate big dicks (makes you look primitive and it hurts if it's too big)
>The PREMIER mark of niggers
Don't fall for the big dick meme. Don't fall for the big dick Jew.
>2018
>Not being in the current year, existing in a timeless bubble betwixt the far reaches of the universe, where it is 2017 forever.
not true, quit years ago. hit it right and they wont care.
>full bearded aryan
>goat naturally comes in white
>dark spot where the fuhrers would be
>love it
>in contact with aliens
i dont shave in the winter, thats dumb. chin is 8/10. if you care too much about the looks of your face, you may just be a woman.
Lol what a lame old fuck
Eating pussy is a soyboy thing
Have fun getting cucked by a fat chinlet with the golden tongue.
Post your beards
Yeah, that's true. Just seems like everyone who wears one these days is a "lul I'm so goofy XD" fag. I also don't really want to stand out in a crowd
How else are they going to find a mate?
if hes working that hard, he earned it. i dont eat dude soup.
kek
Honestly I think Irish beards are the best because of the red hair.
>Are unhygienic, think of all the food you eat and all the particles growing in there!
spotted the retard
>itt angry men who cant grow beards due to low test
Fuckin soyboys
Hairy chests are a sign of high intelligence, retard.
>>Can be grabbed in combat (liability)
what is this, 1400 BC?
>not savoring the smell of pussyjuice on your upper lip the rest of the day
Pathetic.
>t. Can’t grow a beard
Beards are of people too self conscious except when you are old when it is ok, the beardless are either women or manlet, the moustache is faultless.
Every time I try to grow my beard out, it starts itching like crazy after 2 weeks and I get so irritated that I say fuck it and shave.
Plus it gets in that “prickly” phase and kissing becomes a torture session for the other party
Roast me Sup Forums
>Hide weak chins
My chin is strong, it's not like I'm trying to hide anything
>Can be grabbed in combat
kek, I don't live a thirdworld shithole where I have to fight every day to survive. If that ever happens, I'll cut it and shave my head.
>Beards are for hairy half apes, not white
It actually gives a decent protection against cold.
>Women hate beards
My girl prefers me with one
>Doesn't allow for the exfoliation of skin
Are you a faggot?
>The premier mark of soyboys
No, the premier mark is when you take your worth out of something as ridiculous as having a beard, or not having one.
You probably think that fucking another guy in the ass is masculine too
I trim my beard short enough that nobody is grabbing it. It is much more masculine looking than my baby face and yes, it hides my weak chin. Bet I am still bigger and stronger than you are fggt.
No one has ever complained about my moustache except my mum other but I can deal with that.
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>The PREMIER mark of soyboys
What? Seriously, what? You realize you need good genes and high test to grow a proper beard, right?
othNo one has ever complained about my moustache except my mum but I can deal with that. Omitted the error in my other sentence.
haven’t had beard since 9/11, when sand niggers ruined them for everybody. who wants to look like a filthy orangutan? shave that dirt off your face.
>cares about exfoliation of skin
>complains about soyboys in the next sentence
irony
make sure not to be late for your manicure sweetie
they all have beards