Are you freaking out right now?

Are you freaking out right now?

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I'm freaking out but only because I took a massive shit earlier and it tore my ass open and I bled for like a half a fucking hour

Why should I give a fuck? It's the entertainment delivery system of a failing empire. Your children will be lucky to have electricity, and there isn't a fucking thing you can do about it.

see a doctor, user

>american culture

Muh net neutrality, meanwhile in twitterland

No, because removing FCC enforced net neutrality is the best thing Trump has done yet. Net neutrality is the internet's natural state, free of government interference. Government-enforced "net neutrality laws" are as neutral as government-enforced "free speech laws" are free. The Bill of Rights banned government from making laws violating human rights, instead of mandating the government make laws to "enforce human rights," for this reason.

Wrong timeline dude...

Really, the only reason net neutrality was "enforced" in the first place, is because in truly neutral net, no one individual got the majority of the bandwidth, or even more than a tiny sliver of it compared to all the other people online that got equal slivers and used them to stream porn, or play videogames, or research things that said individual considers unimportant. This, in the very best liberal doublethink, is Not Fair To Me As An Individual, And Obviously The Only Fair Way To Divide The Bandwidth Is To Give Me Half Of It, And Everybody Else Can Share The Other Half.

FCC "net neutrality" was actually designed to do this, giving The Most Important People as much bandwidth as they wanted, and making everyone else share whatever was left over, in the name of this "fairness." Fortunately, it was mostly unworkable thanks to the core design philosophy of the internet, and the only real effect of the FCC abandoning it is that The Most Important People aren't getting their way, and are therefore throwing an epic tantrum with full support of the entire international media, threatening Gloom and Doom and The End Of The Internet As We Know It, which includes repeated shill threads like this one.

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> b-b-but ebil ISPs

based Constitutional poster

You're racist, sexist, and want people to die.

No because I'm a gullible shill for trump and believe everything I've been told about how it's actually a good thing and not going to screw me over. Nothing he or anyone under him does can be bad even if he did hire Bannon who I think I hate now unless all the drama is a cover for something super secret trump is planning because he is like, so smart and a mastermind.

Ajit Pai was an Obama appointee. :^>

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im quite placated from whatever they're putting in the water and food supply

One could only hope

>Organic Popcorn
>OP
>using old memes to piss off people
dare i say it he's /our/shitposter

holy shit my sides

if someone is so messed up in the head that they will die without internet access

they ought to lose internet access

This kid lost his internet access thanks to reddit.

Actually just got a letter from Comcast saying they upgraded my speed for free, so I'm pretty good right now. It's basically twice as fast as what I paid for now.

REEEEE HOW EVIL COMCAST IS ONLY DOING IT TO MAKE YOU LIKE THEM FUCK CAPITALISM DEATH TO AMERIKKKA

>we comin with that heat
course it's a normie acting like a nigger

I'm freaking out because I got the fishing line with a washer on the end of it over my targeted branch on the second cast and my G5RV is sitting pretty 50 feet (16 meters) in the air!

what does this have to do with NN?

Remember, just because something is imaginary, it doesn't mean it can't kill you. Human behavior can be altered by our imaginary beliefs, and drive us to suicide, homicide, and even genocide. Imagination can't change reality, but changing the behavior of reality's apex predator is the next best thing.

Why are liberals such sensationalist fucking faggots?

Who cares?

At this point we are in the "remind people they will scam you" phase, they will smartly wait until we aren't talking about it anymore before striking.

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> t. reddit

Tbf, that pic is true about me

Why would I be freaking out? Google and Amazon should have been broken up as monopolies long ago and they've pretty much brainwashed you into thinking that their complete control of the internet was a good thing.