Redpill me on the last German Kaiser. Was he really an idiot or is that just what (((they))) want you to believe?

Redpill me on the last German Kaiser. Was he really an idiot or is that just what (((they))) want you to believe?

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He was far from an idiot but he definitely had issues thanks to his fucked upbringing and deformity.

>deformity
his penis?

Left arm.

blogs.bl.uk/untoldlives/2014/02/treating-the-kaisers-withered-arm.html

had a weird relationship with his mother where she neglected him cause of his cripled arm and that led him to have a sexual attraction yet hatred for her and since she was english he hated the english while loving england because he adored his grandmother victoria who actually cared for him so when Victoria died the Kaiser went to build up a massive naval fleet which threatened the British position then led them down to war. although in his exile in the netherlands he calmed down a bit

>Redpill me on the last German Kaiser.
His daughter was really qt.

>Freudian psychoanalysis through space and time
Stop. He was just fascinated by naval warfare since childhood. Also the British-German arms race stopped in 1912 and we were making deals to split up the smaller colonial empires between the two of us.

>>Freudian psychoanalysis through space and time
hey man it was a tv doco

Not as based as this man. But still pretty based, had the balls to build a navy and make Churchill shit his pants

>a young Hellen Mirren

theres nothing wrong with Freudian psychoanalysis.

its the most redpilled way.

Everything always comes down to incestuous attraction or a fixation on an orifice for no reason. So redpilled.

I feel pretty bad for the guy overall, fairly shitty upbringing, deformity, ended up at war with his own family, including his beloved cousin, loses his country to Hitler and dies.

He did a really great job building that navy, foreign policy wasn't excellent though.

he was smart and did some reform in germany if people can stop sucking Bismarks dick for a moment
his mother was a bitch and his arm was damaged at birth so that might had some effect on him
the usual (((suspects))) use him as an example of everything wrong with monarchy

Holly hell. Most old pics of women are not even that atractive but she is something else.

>hey man it was a tv doco
A documentary that includes Freudian psychoanalysis. Just read Freud so you can be more aware of the bullshit.

>if people can stop sucking Bismarks dick for a moment
There's no reason why we should EVER stop sucking Bismark's dick.

He bullied Ludwig of Bavaria

he also wanted to send in the army to shoot some strikers the name of the place escapes me right now

Not actually a bad leader, he made the mistake of not renewing the alliance with Russia, and instead relying too much on the British monarchy in case of emerging conflicts. This was his biggest mistake of all, as the British under Disraeli used conflicts in the Balkans, the Crimean War, and the subsequent deterioration of relations of all states in the League of Three Emperors to bring the Great Game to Europe, this time pitting the Germans/Austro-Hungarians against the Russians, and using the French as machine gun fodder to defeat the likely victor of the first conflict.

He also bailed too quickly after WWI when the red revolution in Russia came to Germany, when the commies stood no chance against the Freikorps.

Like hitler...
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He lost.

Inferiority complex because of greater men than himself and his fucked shriveled arm. He fired Bismarck because he was better than him, and overshadowed him.

he forced England and France Into an Alliance. Arch Enemies who hate each other. he was an Idiot

he was well not good at international diplomacy because he made himself ridicoulous regularly, he wanted to be liked too much, and had personal issues that made the relation with ritain hard, because germany and britain were hard concurrents but he like britain he was the favourite grandson of victoria after all
also he let the german military doctrine slip and concentrated too much on the navy, which was in the end a mistake
if he had concentrated all military efforts on land military the schliefen plan would have worked

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Bill and his withered arm, Never got over the fact the mid-wive was appointed by granny (new best) Victoria. Bismark encouraged this.

>also he let the german military doctrine slip and concentrated too much on the navy, which was in the end a mistake
Building up the navy was the right thing to do, he had a colonial empire to protect. You're blaming him for not being able to foresee the stupid Serb and everyone going full retard.

He definitely had major flaws, but he was not as evil as anglo propaganda likes to show you.

>he had a colonial empire to protect.
thats where he went wrong, bismarck did not want a colonial for the reasons there was no good land left so building a navy and getting into a competition with Britain was foolish

{{{Freud}}}
>"Imagine dude, like if everyone had sex n shit with no taboos"
Summed up entire psychoanalysis
Also obsolete and pseudoscience

The colonial empire was completely worthless and an economic drain

Again we were making deals with Britain to split up the smaller empires between the two of us. Competition between us wasn't the issue anymore.

>what is an investment

History tells a significant amount of lies about this Guy.

>muh building navy
The naval buildup was very popular with the German (and British) population.

>muh international diplomacy
He was doing alright. You don't expect the Jews to stab you in the back when a few hundred thousand of them fight for you. If the Americans would not have joined the war in 1917, German soldiers would be marching through Paris after the offensive of 1918. If the defeatist Press and the Jewish SPD wouldn't have stabbed the military in the back Germany would have got significantly better peace terms.

Damn, it sounds like someone needs to do something about those goddamn kikes.