HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WTF IS HE THINKING HAHAHAHAHHAA
BORIS JOHNSON
Matthew Hall
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Angel Morales
Gettin in some bantz? Maybe running for office. Like a dopey British version of Trump.
Charles Smith
TRUST ME WITH THE LAWS OF YOUR LAND
Jeremiah Diaz
People calling him doepy when he's clearly a stable genius
Austin Bennett
...
Julian Thomas
HAHA BORIS JOHNSON JOHNSON'S BORIS HAAAAAA
Hudson Campbell
See
>yes stable...
Caleb Bennett
He once lanced a mugger with his broom whilst riding his bike like a modern day knight
Brody Sullivan
is he /ourguy/?
Daniel Lopez
You dare insult the king? Come along with me for a trip down to the station champ.
Jason Turner
>Stable - not likely to give way or overturn; firmly fixed. not easily upset or disturbed.
It's confirmed then
Jose Gomez
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE BRITISH
Hunter Murphy
Can this nigger get a fucking haircut? What an absolute slob.
Jacob White
where did you get this picture of me?
David Fisher
>haircut
Burger, don't look at his teeth.!
Jayden Edwards
/ourguy/
Sebastian Cox
>Sick of entitled Londoners rioting
>Buys high powered water spraying riot trucks
>Government throws a hissy fit and bans them for Health & Safety reasons
He would have made PM if Gove didn't "have a little talk with him" and sideline him into Foreign Secretary, one of the reasons the Conservatives lost the majority last election.
He deliberately messes his hair up before pictures/interviews. People think it's to build confidence or to put hostile media into a false sense of security.
Joseph Kelly
They say politics is a lot like a beach boys cover band
Jayden James
Incredibly he does it on purpose, he messes his hair up on purpose for the cameras. It's because he understands the importance of branding. He's highly intelligent (King's Scholar at Eton, Classics at Oxford). He was also born in NYC - the whole "English eccentric" thing is an act, he's German, Turkish, Russian, Jewish, American, and maybe a bit English.
Brandon Hill
Fun fact, he has dual citizenship, bong and burger
Owen Foster
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
Is there actually some fucking news behind this crummy thread or what
Aaron Jenkins
Isn't he actually American?
Michael Wood
Dual citizen, born in the US. If he wanted to, he could be President.
Grayson Cook
Just by looking at this guy's hair I can tell that he gives zero fucks. Literally zero.
I don't know what his policies are but I do know that I'd vote for him.
Brayden Powell
>What a relief it must be for Blair to get out of England. It is said that the Queen has come to love the Commonwealth, partly because it supplies her with regular cheering crowds of flag-waving piccaninnies; and one can imagine that Blair, twice victor abroad but enmired at home, is similarly seduced by foreign politeness.
>They say he is shortly off to the Congo. No doubt the AK47s will fall silent, and the pangas will stop their hacking of human flesh, and the tribal warriors will all break out in watermelon smiles to see the big white chief touch down in his big white British taxpayer-funded bird. Like Zeus, back there in the Iliad, he has turned his shining eyes away, far over the lands of the Hippemolgoi, the drinkers of mares' milk.
He certainly appears to be /ourguy/
Jacob Ortiz
>jewish
can i get a source on that? cause if so he is not /ourguy/
Elijah Bailey
Trips of Nazi truth. From his Wiki entry:
Stanley had married Johnson's mother, Charlotte Fawcett, in 1963, before they moved to the United States; she was an artist from a family of liberal intellectuals. She was the granddaughter of Americans Elias Avery Lowe, a palaeographer of Russian Jewish descent, and Helen Tracy Lowe-Porter, a translator. In reference to his varied ancestry, Johnson has described himself as a "one-man melting pot" – with a combination of Muslims, Jews, and Christians as great-grandparents.
I don't think he's even a Mischling, he has a Jewish great-grandfather