Rate my bugout bag and post yours

Rate my bugout bag and post yours

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half that shit looks like you got it at Staples 2/10

Looks like back to school sale at walmart.

faggot it looks like you are going on a picnic.

enjoy dehydrating to death

You eat all that junk, then what?

You didn't pack any butter?

then I hunt

Complete trash bud

With what? Empty wrappers?

Need more scissors

the absolute state of amerifats
dont forget 5 2L diet cokes

and poptarts

I don’t see a knife or compass or map or matches dipped in wax and that can food is retarded as shit and those scissors look like crap. And why do you need Advil.

*useful
flipping auto spell

yeah that would last you a while, kid.

>werther's originals
70 yr old confirmed

Can’t wait to shoot you in the back and take your supplies senpai

Do you have the lifestaw anywhere?

>Not even a pair of Baofengs, a knife, a Maglite or any propellant.

0/10

not with mine right now, but i have a bow/arrows, lifestraw bottle with replacement filters, sleeping bag, tent, firestriker, lantern/emergency radio, paracord, handgun (s&w bodyguard 380), dog food, and collapsible bowl.

you need some sex toys to stick up your ass too

>all those processed carbs with barely any nutrition

i hope you starve before the diabetus gets you

less junk food and more tools might be a good idea

no but i got dr pepper

try it im fast with my hands

>no collapsible .22 or 9mm rifle
>no ammo
>no snares
>no compass
>no rand mcnally atlas
>no firestarter outside of matches and lighters
Step it up bro.

that's the best fuel for being on the move.

What are the things above the Kleenex pack. The three fluorescent things.

Why is all your worthless crap not field stripped for weight yet?

You wouldn't survive after a week.

Wheres the dildo?

>falling for a slide thread this hard

Nm. Toothbrushes.

Yes but there are THREE pairs of scissors. He doesn't need those other things. Plus, if the scissors break, he still has the packaging so he can return them.

You forgot to pack a tennis racket.

>try it im fast with my hands
>teleports behind you
>nothing personal kid
I'd probably be like the other user and shoot you in the back but I wouldn't hold you up and I would do it from concealment

good, show us now your underpants that you sharted while you were in walmart.

sage.

>No guns

You're a great target for robbery bag?

>wasting all that space with packaging.

where are your iodine pills?

3 scissors... but why?
No knife?
Rope looks shity, but hard to tell.
Cans are very heavy and take much space.( i take 2 cans max)
I see no flashlight or headlight

should i go oN?

Lower left.

It's smart. He can take that stuff back to Wal-Mart and exchange it if it breaks.

bug out bag for your 3 kids? not a bad idea cause kids need to carry their weight in food and emergency supplies too. i dont know about the scissors though

Dryer lint, tampons, cottonballs dunked in Vaseline. Seal them up in a ziplock bag

someone who isn't a phone fag like me do a reverse image search on this and see if this is a larp

This nigger has candy. This nigger doesn't realize if you eat sweets, then don't have any food for a while, you'll get headaches. This nigger doesn't realize headaches will thwart your decision making and concentration. I would come up with my guns and antibiotics and take said nigger's items (except for the candy).

Won't get used / 10

American preppers are the biggest Larpers about

It is. A few hits popped up.

Lol dead in a week or less. Are those scissors for opening your food bc your fat greasy fingers can't open the packages?

>enough food to last exactly one week
>no ferro rod
>No blanket
>no knife
>no compass
>no hatchet
>no fishing line
>no way of purifying water
>no gun
>no ammunition
absolutely fucking trash tier.

babbies first survivalism larp

maybe some for when you need a boost, not as your primary calorie intake. you're better off with whole wheat crackers for that steady release.

I figured.

beetus/10

>No cigarettes to be used in bartering situations.

RIP OP.

Already deployed in his "tactical pouch".

>>no way of purifying water

There's water tablets on top of the gay little water bottles.

To start fires?

Are you planning on catching a bullet with your hands? Lol. I bet your backpack has reflective strips on it too.

>scissors because knives are scary

You wont make it no matter whats in your bag.

Where's the guns

is this a dorra store bag?

yeah that advil pm is definitely gonna save your life
fucking moron

I hope you are rotating that food that will expire? Replace those scissors with a knife and get yourself a hatchet in case you need to chop down some tree limbs for a shelter. Dump the water because it's too much weight, get a life straw or purifying tablets and a thermos you can boil. I don't see any flares or glowsticks to flag down people or emergency services. No flashlight with batteries, no extra pairs of socks.

Have you ever actually been backpacking or camping out of a pack before?

Its a larp. Also. You can image search on your phone newfag

I know at this point we are baiting but this looks like what somebody would pack if they thought PUBG or dayz was real life
Including the basic level backpack that's gonna hold all that useless shit.

Bug Out to Basement bag. Try again OP

Where's the microwave?
How will you warm your socks in the morning?

>three pairs of scissors

For what purpose?

This, survival will not be like the movies, it will be lasting until Help arrives.

>putting a microwave in your bugout bag

will Sup Forums post theirs?

>putting half that bullshit in your bugout bag

>Bugout Bag
>No firearms or ammunition

You make this so easy.

Mine's literally a ziplock with a tube of toothpaste and a new toothbrush. I may need to step it up.

OP doesn't have a single piece of sleeping gear and it's fricking winter. What's that tarp going to do for you in negative weather!?

nah your good homie, your charisma will be 10 with fresh breath and shiny teeth

Water is pretty heavy. You'd be better off with a portable filter

lurk more

you need more water
things for water sanitation would be a good idea too
water is more important than ammo in survival situations
you can hide from the enemy you can't hide from thirst
and you'll die from lack of water long before you die of hunger

>criticizing OP
>doesn't post bugout bag of their own
do any of you retards even HAVE bags?
something is better than nothing

It's not his bag you dope.

>to death
Does dehydration have another destination?

Your jerky products contain soy. Go hunt a deer and smoke the venison yourself to avoid the soy

ghahahahahahahahaha 0/10

Babbys first nuclear winter.

No tools
No weapon
No water
No water filtration
/10

Go get some advice on bugout bags from /k/ those fuckers know How to put together a good bag

Chronic dehydration leads to constipation, which based on these foods is something OP really doesn't want.

Fucking cans of ravioli? Are you Fucking retarded? At least you got poptops and don't need a can opener. In all seriousness, search internet for "ultralight backpack food". You want the most calorie dense food by weight you can get, including packaging. And Fucking steel Fucking soup cans aren't Fucking it, Fucking OP.

get on my level scrub

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My bug on out bag consists of a gun, waste someone and steal their shit

Another thread on Why?
inb4 "but its not muh guns", BUT prepper type threads have always been threads - there is nothing political about them
Good morning, saged

This is a CVS run placed next to some backpacks. They always have weird sales like 3 scissors for $4

*unsheathes katana* not if i waste you first *teleports behind you*

>3 pairs of scissors and no knife/machete
k bro, looks to me like this week's supplies the kids need for school

omae wa mou shindeiru

Mine:

-Henry AR-7
-brick 22
- life straw
- Farrow rod
- sewing kit
- parachord
- lighters
- compass
- photo ID
- cash
- aid kit
- had lens
- paper and pen/pencil
- anti histamines
- anti diuretics
- fixed blade, fully ang knife
- haychet
- machete
- toilettte paper
- shemagh

>3 pairs of scissors

nigger what the fuck are you thinking