Eats the fries first

>eats the fries first

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Democrats and Republicans are both cucks. The Constitution Party is the only way.

He doesn’t know how Napoleon ate meals.

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Yeah. I'm sure voting 3rd parties works out really well here in muttistan

he doesn't eat the meat because the meat is contaminated with human meat.

you heard it here first.

>diet coke after a burger and fries
Why are Americans retarded?

The fries belong IN the Big Mac.

Why are Tea Party flags always the most retarded

I want some McDs now

And thinking about it, I always eat a couple fries first thing.

Based Hans

I always eat the fries first. A cold burger is better than cold fries.

>Why are Americans retarded?
I would remind you that the average IQ in your nation is 5 points lower than in ours. If we are "retarded" then you must literally eat handfuls of your own shit every day.

This man knows what's up. Fries must be eaten immediately out of the fryer.

I always eat fries first

We do but we drinking diet coke with a burger is still retarded

they don't hold the heat well. Always fries first. This blongs on /ck/ though

Fries aren't wrapped and as such lose their warmth quicker than the burger. Who the fuck wants lukewarm fries?

Lefty fags can't even consume their processed cancer right.

if you're going all in on mcdonalds, do you really need the diet coke?

Just like me!

Aren't fries supposedly what you munch on while your friend waits for his non-standard burger to be made?

now I'm fucking hungry.

fries get cold first
thats why u always eat fries first

jesus christ you fat fuck dont even know how to eat your own toxic goo in the right order

DOUBLE DIGIT IQ MUTTS

gtfo my board

This
100x this

So is it a meme or is he actually pounding down Diet Coke all day?

The fries go cold rather quickly as they have a large surface area and little insulation from the elements.

Trump is a TRUE thinking man who understands CHADS dine on the FRIES FIRST.

???
why would you want ADDITIONAL calories after eating a fuckton of calories?
soda can taste more or less the same without calories vs the real thing, fries and burgers not so much

>drinking the carbonated jew at all

They get colder faster. I do the same thing and always have. It's an efficient way of eating a burger and fries meal. Especially when you're getting shit done.

Because it's still better than drinking another 300 cals on top of it.

I drink diet because regular is too sweet for me.

This is the only acceptable answer

he knows he's not supposed to drink his calories you absolutely retarded Argentinian. What do you subhumans eat over there, mud on bread?

Eating the fries first is for fucking plebs. It's like having a piece of cake and eating all the whipped cream first and then going layer by layer, absolutely autistic. Do you eat the buns after the fries and the the lettuce? This is some reddit tier shit.

I always eat the fries first.
>they get cold so quicly
>burger stays warm while i eat fries
>it's like an appetizer
>cold fries taste SAD!
>burger still good
>i can look forward to eating the tasty burger after munching down the fries

If you do it any other way, you're doing it wrong.

The fries aren't part of the burger you retard.
Your analogies make no sense.

I’m more annoyed that Americans eat salad BEFORE the main course.

>Eating the fries first is for fucking plebs. It's like having a piece of cake and eating all the whipped cream first and then going layer by layer, absolutely autistic
>I would rather eat stale fries
You are mistaken my friend, you may be autistic

It's still part of the meal. Finishing the sides before the rest of any meal is literally autistic. You have autism.

DON'T EAT YOUR FRIES FIRST!

Although it's smart because people never finish the fries after eating the hamburger, this is a fact

>No, Denmark-san
>you are the autist
Not the good kind either. I can see your past, Denmark-san. Adult, "one size fits all" vaccines when you were just a wee baby. Not your fault though, user, so don't take it too hard.

that makes sense

eat the shitty salad while you're hungry

and then once you've got your greens in, you can get down the serious business of fried potato and cow

The burger is the best partthough, I always save the best for last when eating a meal, am I autistic?

They come in separate boxes, and you can order them separately.
They may be part of the same meal (if you order them that way), but they are different courses.
If you order a McFlurry or something too, is that also part of the burger? Du you smear ice cream on your bigmac senpai?

worked with black man that ate dessert first

so weird

>am I autistic?
Why wouldn’t you want the best taste to be the one lingering in your mouth at the end?

I cannot stand this guy
>2 scoops
>2 hands to drink water
>believes in only 2 genders
>12 cans of Diet Coke daily
>fries before burger when he’s literally a burger
>approval rating is 0% in Mexico

We must impeach before he does two terms.

What are we going to tell our children when they ask, “Wut did u do to stop BLUMPF?” I don’t think I’d be able to look my wife’s son in the eyes.

#RESIST45

fries get cold and shitty fast, all burgers know this

Also. WTF is this?1?1?! Why hasn’t he been impeached yet?

I don't get why people eat Big Mac's, they are like two overpriced fucking cheese burgers

>What is a main course and what is a dessert
Norwegian strength autism everyone

eat them first before they get cold. cold fries are trash

I’ve always had fries first since I was a kid. Yeah fries are good and all, but I save the best for last. Did I just ruin my chances to become POTUS? I feel like a terrible person.

>double big mac
whoa wtf where do I get one of those?

>take the beef out
>place the patties over the fries to keep them warm like little blankets
>eat the beef free Big Mac
>layer the fries over the beef like building a raft
>eat
>good shit
>banana milkshake for desert

WHat the fuck wrong with this dude.

Japan has them.

Cold fries suck. Esp McDonald’s.
Eat shit OP, sage goes in all fields

>Waiting for them to get cold and hard to remind you of Soviet beets
Found the commie

die

>haha stupid leftists always focus on the insignificant details when they deal with trump, what a bunch of idiots

>WOW TRUMP EATS FRIES FIRST WHAT A FUCKING GENIUS XDDD

I've been on Sup Forums for over five years now, and I've never seen it this retarded.

I blame euros.

>its launch time

>5 years
>blaming the Euros
>not blaming MAGA drones

Get fucking browned cuck

>current year= 2017+1
>not wearing a fucking camel back wherever you go
>drinking clean water out of a fucking plastic bottle like some fascist faggot stuck in 1802

I have never been so ashamed to be an American.

>eat burger first
>hey user can I have some of your fries you have plenty left
>REEEEEEEEEE

>eat fries first
>hey user can I have a bite of your burger?
>yeah nah get fucked

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>What is a main course and what is a dessert

So you agree that they are different courses? Like the burger and fries are different courses?

To cut calories, duh.

A regular coke is 300+ calories. Diet coke has 0 calories.

>MSM MELTDOWN INCOMING
MSM MELTDOWN INCOMING
>MSM MELTDOWN INCOMING

TRUMP REFERS TO HAITI AND OTHER AFRICAN COUNTIRES AS “SHITHOLE NATIONS”

>BRACE FOR IMPACT
BRACE FOR IMPACT
>BRACE FOR IMPACT

>eats fries
>not in a shithole country
win-win

Why wouldn't you eat the fries first? You fucking maniac.

Fuck I was half-joking before, but you just basically showed your hand to the table while still insisting on betting everything you have in a poker game.

>he doesn’t put the fries in his burger

Does he actually eat this shit or is it a promotional stunt for one of the biggest American corporations?

No. The flurry is the dessert. You have to mix it up, can't imagine just going through a large fry by itself, fryfirsters are non-whites and not food connoisseurs.

Here's a question that I wonder if your autism can process: Are you bothered by the fact that you basically inferred that in order to be white you have to "mix it up?"

Always eat MacDonalds fries first because they are shit when they get cold, faggot.

You save the best for last that is why you eat the fries first.

>autismspeaks.org/what-autism/learn-signs

Idiot, after four minutes McDonald's fries revert back into their natural cardboard state.

>eating cold fries

SHUNNED

I'll take that as a no.