There is no such thing as too flat

There is no such thing as too flat.

I usually dislike characters that are similar to Aika.
Why do I love her so much?

yes there is

No there isn't. Flat is literally better in every way imaginable.

Aika is love

thats like fucking a kinder-gardener or a boy
you fucking weirdo

Don't worry it's a boy.

Who dat

If a girl has a flat chest like a boy, I can pretend like I'm fucking a boy while actually not. So I am only homo in my head but not actually homo. So there really is no too flat.

>thats like fucking a kinder-gardener
But thats is the best.

have you ever considered that you are the weirdo
you fucking retard

WOKE
O
K
E

If there is anything better than DFC and twintails in this universe, I haven't found it.

im a weirdo for different reasons

second season when?

Aika is perflat.

A girl with a concave chest. Checkmate, flatfags

A concave chest isn't flat though. I prefer flat.

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>normally like giant boobs
>series is filled with titty monsters
>Fall head over heals for the one with itty bitty titties

funny how things happen

Flat is for gay pedos.

Why would anyone want a disgusting cow like her though?

>the cat bra is slightly too big
Every time. Oversized bras like that make them perfect.

>flat
> not fit
step aside plebs

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this is the best thread on Sup Forums right now and you're all part of it, congratulations

Threadly reminder that there's such a thing as TOO flat and Aika was it.

>all these mad flats

pettan pettan

The eternal truth.

Oversized bra is the thinking man's fetish

flit?

FIT
FITNESS

Funny how that outfit looks better on flat.

FLAT
I
T

I prefer budding mounds myself, but flatter is a-OK too

Remember that she wanted this

you have bad taste

>Reminder that Ridefags wanted to waste her on their shitty shota

Every flatty dreams of having huge beautiful breasts

It truly does.

I want to lick her flat chest

Like every other flat girl? Thank god that dream never comes true

I'm just part of the niche that enjoys small budding breasts.

"too flat" is an oxymoron
once something has reached perfect flatness it can't become flatter
it can concave and go inwards, but then it would no longer be flat

big breast can be expanded infinitely though, so there definitely is such a thing as "too big"

Tumor Tots BTFO!

My fellow Patrician.

But that's so boring user. Why not go all the way?

Posting flat

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If that thing doesn't have a dick then it's too flat.

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You guys do realize girls with flatter chest have a lower intelligence on average? have fun fapping to your retarded girl boys

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This full of flat.

FLAT
and literally a god

Darkskin flats are legendary.
bonus for short hair/tomboy

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What about concave chests?

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Will do.

this

Where did you dig up this absolute nonsense?

that is a boy

No thats Loki

DFC, twintails, and megane.

yeah a boy

I'd still tap that boipussy

S2 never ;_;

What happened to the manga translations? I miss monthly Dandelion threads.

Budding > perfectly flat > small > normal >>> big >>> cowtits

No raws maybe? Vol 4 does come out next month though.

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trap > flat female

small tits are for insecure retards

Big breasts are for fat neckbeards.

The smaller her breasts, the closer you can be to her heart.

well this actually true. Im a flatchestfag. But two of my ex GFs were Cowtits 113 and 97. And when i was with them. i only could think about their tits. No only cowtits or flat. You mostly love and want to touch your GF tit and ass.

my wiafu Krul no.

no such thing at all

As a lover of small tits this shit makes me cringe.

I don't want to be close to her heart, I want to see her tiny tits jiggle ever so slightly as she bounces playfully on my dick. I want to blow my load on her chest as she makes an embarrassed face because she's insecure in her breast size and it makes me even harder.

Fuck off with this heart shit, you sound like a beta male on facebook trying to attract women by acting like you don't have the same standards as other men.

This flat.

>cringe
Get off my board >>>/reddit/

AAAAH THE GAP BETWEEN HER FLAT CHEST AND THE BIKINI MAKES MY DICK DIAMONDS

Fuck off, normalfag. No one wants to read your blog.

budding > cowtits > flat

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What a cute boy.

Is it even possible to call a flatty human? No human, not even a male, has boobs that small.

Correct.

>when your boyfiend has bigger tits than you

Best girl.

Explain dumb blonde bimbo

Already exist in real life too.

wut

I feel you, all my favorite girls have big boobs. ,u favorite girl I'm Konosuba is the hansome thief whose story arc is not even going to be animated.